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Instances of HUE 3 - Off Goes the Neighborhood

#nssportcountdown - November 1st, 2014
[22:05] Player_2x3-4 Anal, Hole, Hate, Lot, A lot, Than, Then
[22:05] Player_2x3-4 :3
[22:57] Albundania Off to get some sleep now that they've managed to fix the sink across the hall
[22:57] Albundania Or they stopped trying to fix it
[22:57] Albundania Either way, the noise has stopped. Just remember, don't drink and use a sink

#nssport - November 1st, 2014
[23:31] Inevitable Countymembers
[23:31] NorthernSunrise Hey, TisCU.
[23:31] Inevitable *Countrymembers, even
[23:32] Inevitable Cocked up my own stealth pun...
[23:32] Inevitable Christ, that's obe way of telling I'n pissed
[23:32] NorthernSunrise Botch.
[23:32] NorthernSunrise You're OK?
[23:32] Inevitable The pther is spelling "one" wrong
[23:32] SJG INEV
[23:32] SJG Hi
[23:33] credo Sem, SJG, y'all going to go ahead and sign up for Cenian Open?
[23:33] Inevitable SJG
[23:33] Sem heyo Inev
[23:33] Inevitable YOYOYoyooyoyoyyo
[23:33] Sem yes credo, I will do, hold on a sec
[23:33] SJG YOYOYOYOY
[23:33] SJG P
[23:33] SJG stabs Credo
[23:33] SJG #Payback
[23:33] =-= credo is now known as cerdo
[23:33] =-= cerdo is now known as un_cerdo
[23:33] un_cerdo stabs SJG
[23:33] Inevitable Big crowd tgis evening
[23:33] =-= un_cerdo is now known as credo
[23:34] NFX I guess so.
[23:34] SJG un_cerdo = one pig
[23:34] Inevitable Including names such ad Audio and Snt-FFR
[23:34] SJG cerdo = pig
[23:34] credo a pig
[23:34] Inevitable Snf, the one Nd o ly NFX
[23:34] Audio ah, it's drunknevitable
[23:34] SJG translate it
[23:34] Inevitable *And, the one and only
[23:35] SJG The Inebriated Syndicate
[23:35] Inevitable Audio, you've nailed if
[23:35] NorthernSunrise *sigh*
[23:35] Sem The Intoxicated Syndicate.
[23:35] NorthernSunrise I'll go get Instances
[23:35] Inevitable As have you, SJG and Sem
[23:35] Inevitable No
[23:35] SJG Calanian Union... with 100% more Ale's
[23:35] Inevitable Donna do it Sunrise
[23:35] Inevitable Hue
[23:35] Sem Calanian Union...with 100% more Aels
[23:35] SJG heh
[23:35] Sem hue
[23:35] NFX <Inevitable> Snf, the one Nd o ly NFX ← Right as the online station I'm listening to plays "U Don't Know Me."
[23:35] Sem ikr lelel
[23:36] Inevitable I know you so well
[23:36] Inevitable You like buses
[23:36] Inevitable You live in Cascadia
[23:36] SJG He crashes buses, actually
[23:36] Inevitable You're over 49
[23:36] SJG
[23:36] Sem waaat
[23:36] Inevitable *40, D sorry
[23:36] Sem waaaaaat
[23:36] NFX I'm not actually quite /that/ old.
[23:37] SJG He drank a bit more than usual
[23:37] Inevitable I know, I don't mean to offend
[23:37] Sem christ, Inev, lol
[23:37] Sem
[23:37] Inevitable Quite, SJG. Turns out happy hour lasted 3 hours
[23:37] Sem
[23:37] SJG lol
[23:37] Inevitable So I was very happy
[23:37] SJG Happy three hours
[23:38] NorthernSunrise Happy Happy Vewy Happy?
[23:38] SJG passes some Irn-Bru
[23:38] Inevitable Ayr, N#I
[23:38] NFX used to order pizza and a coke during a happy hour.
[23:38] Inevitable *NSI
[23:38] NorthernSunrise N#I
[23:38] SJG eats 2x1 in happy hours
[23:38] Inevitable finds the sodz difficult this evening
[23:38] SJG N*Hue*SI
[23:38] Inevitable *words
[23:39] NorthernSunrise Ah, I get it.
[23:39] Inevitable **Axrxonymnons, I'm talkinf out me CU
[23:40] Sem dafuk
[23:40] SJG Morons?
[23:40] NorthernSunrise
[23:40] Sem lel
[23:40] NorthernSunrise So, that was only 3 hours?
[23:41] SJG I thought that was more than 3
[23:41] Inevitable Well, I went oit at 8
[23:41] NorthernSunrise Man, you're weak as f*ck to drinks.
[23:41] SJG He seems so happy
[23:41] Inevitable Drabk 8 shots of Vodka
[23:41] SJG At 8 and it's 1:43
[23:41] Inevitable Theb tooj tge bus
[23:41] NFX never has, and has no plans to.
[23:41] Inevitable Then drank 6 units
[23:42] NorthernSunrise Vodka?
[23:42] NorthernSunrise Ah, now I get it.
[23:42] Inevitable
[23:42] NorthernSunrise Everyone's weak to SUPERRRRIOR MOTHERRR RUSSKIA
[23:42] Inevitable Da
[23:42] Inevitable Rossya hash one
[23:43] NorthernSunrise [Insert Random Rusev promo here]
[23:43] SJG RUSSIA F*CKERS!
[23:43] NorthernSunrise Oh, and I forgot what Lana is backwards
[23:43] SJG Wanna some Suomi?
[23:43] SJG *Finlandia
[23:43] Inevitable In Soviet Russia, depression gets Tiscu?
[23:44] SJG Take me, I'm your Suomi vodka
[23:44] SJG drink me
[23:44] Inevitable Xaxaxaxaxaxa
[23:44] SJG Please, drink me
[23:44] SJG I want to ebriate you more
[23:44] NorthernSunrise In Soviet Russia, words can't type TisCU properly.
[23:44] Inevitable Da
[23:45] SJG Da, da
[23:45] NFX Alright, now to see how fast Midori Browser 0.5.8 crashes tonight!
[23:45] SJG spasibo!
[23:45] SJG Da!
[23:46] Inevitable [Russian]
[23:46] NorthernSunrise Tetris Datysuk Ovechkin.
[23:46] NorthernSunrise Zangief!
[23:46] RedBlack god bless america
[23:47] SJG Futbal'ny na Vladivostok
[23:47] Inevitable Da
[23:48] RedBlack god bless El Salvador
[23:48] -->| SJG_ (webchat@200.85.30.12) has joined #nssport
[23:48] =-= Mode #nssport +v SJG_ by ChanServ
[23:48] SJG_ Xaxaxaxa
[23:48] Inevitable God bless my liver
[23:49] |<-- SJG has left irc.esper.net:5555 (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by SJG_!webchat@200.85.30.12)))
[23:49] =-= SJG_ is now known as SJG
[23:49] Inevitable I have to work in less than 12 hours!
[23:51] SJG drinks Inevitable
[23:51] SJG Wanna more vodka, Lord Inevitable, Prince of CU?
[23:51] Inevitable Prince of Arse? You're thinking of Sarian
[23:52] NorthernSunrise Less than 12? Go sleep.
[23:52] NorthernSunrise ...Go 2 Sleep.
[23:52] SJG Go mad
[23:52] SJG drink
[23:52] SJG
[23:53] Sem Get hyper.
[23:53] Inevitable Wub wub wuuub wub, wub wub wub wub
[23:53] Inevitable Wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub, wub wub wub wu
[23:53] SJG Yes, you are the Prince of CU!
[23:53] SJG We are all your slaves
[23:54] Inevitable I may have to try anf sleep in 6 min
[23:54] SJG sleep in 12 hours
[23:54] SJG
[23:54] NFX I recommend that option.
[23:54] SJG Give some toxic subs!
[23:54] NFX The "sleep in 6 minutes" option.
[23:55] RedBlack SJG only can drink false vodka made in Paraguay
[23:55] Sem oi
[23:55] Sem I'm half Paraguayan, b*tch
[23:56] Sem stabs RedBlack
[23:56] SJG lol
[23:56] Shizu smashes into Sem
[23:57] SJG Deportivo Luque > Flamengo
[23:57] Inevitable Right, see yoy later, penglords
[23:57] Inevitable Iky
[23:57] Inevitable *Ily
[23:57] Sem How do you know I'm from Luque, SJG? <3
[23:57] Sem ily2 Inev
[23:57] Inevitable <3

#nssport - April 24th, 2015
[21:46] Euroslavia Who do I need to shank?
[21:47] =-= YttRPbia is now known as Yttribia
[21:47] Euroslavia I live in Detroit, I have connections.
[21:47] ESF now the only thing that can console me is chocolate milk and my two sides advancing/winning their groups
[21:47] Yttribia Who are your connections, Euro?
[21:47] Euroslavia I'll keep them anonymous for the time being. Can't give away my hitmen.

#nssport - June 09th, 2015 - That one time we stumbled at Generators
[15:51] Sarian 'Cause I am, a sexy motherf*cker with a d*ck bigger than Kanye's ego
[15:52] SJG How do you even create a goal table?
[15:53] commerceheights first you cut down a very tall tree
[15:53] commerceheights then you cut a very long plank from it and lay it across the two goals
[15:53] Jeck How do you spell pneumonia?
[15:53] Jeck Oh, like that
[15:56] commerceheights oh wow, the International Nationstates Triple Crown has a Thread of Races!
[15:56] commerceheights isn’t it racist to segregate them into their own thread, though?
[15:57] SJG f*ck boy... what a name
[15:58] Jeck The grammar in this one is appaling
[15:58] Sem fuccboi
[15:59] SJG Oh, generates Abba songs!!!
[15:59] Sarian Talking about appaling, my internet
[16:00] Jeck Did you get my latest song Sarian?
[16:01] Sarian no
[16:02] Jeck Oh what, it won't let me use the word rectum?
[16:03] Sarian but it allows rent boy shagger
[16:03] Sarian I like their blocking system.
[16:09] Sem I wrote one about Poundland.
[16:09] Sem And David Cameron getting shot.
[16:09] Sem In Poundland.
[16:09] Sarian Why would David Cameron go to Poundland?
[16:27] NorthernSunrise The band name generator is glorious
[16:27] NorthernSunrise One Thousand Seconds to Weston-super-Mare
[16:38] Nation95X "I feel more passion when I flush away my daily business than I did reading this book, but Fred Smith does warn us against the dangers of keeping a tight-fisted uncle in the attic." LOL
[16:40] NorthernSunrise However, the end of the world approaches, and time is running out for Chris. He is left with two options: stop the mean-spirited brainwashed pokemon in one hour, or allow the world to end in a ball of fire.
[16:41] Nation95X might choose the latter. =:O

#nssport - July 30th, 2015
[19:27] Krytenia ...I think I might get a marriage proposal from a certain Pakistani...
[19:27] Krytenia viewtopic.php?p=25461941#p25461941 and this is why
[19:28] NSI|SunrisianChampionship Can I be the best man? =3
[19:28] === northernsunrise is offline.
[19:28] Jeck I should be best man
[19:29] Krytenia Depends, if I win my match on MD3, the honour will of course go to EQS
[19:29] Jeck I know plenty of embarassing stories involving me and Pati for the speech
[19:29] Jeck Well actually I only know one
[19:29] Jeck WBC 31
[19:29] Krytenia So Jeck's matron of honour then
[19:30] NSI|SunrisianChampionship :P
[19:30] Jeck ....
[19:30] Jeck F*ck it, I'll do it
[19:30] NSI|SunrisianChampionship "See, there was this one time with us, a bottle of whiskey, a flamingo and this nurse named Manuel"
[19:31] NSI|SunrisianChampionship "Manuel's a male name!" "Her parents were ultra-liberal."
[19:31] Krytenia WHICH PART OF "LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?
[19:31] NSI|SunrisianChampionship "Screw the innocent. *hic*"
[19:33] Krytenia ...this is so going in the quotes thread later
[19:33] NSI|SunrisianChampionship Speaking of never speaking of this again, where's Ytt and ESF? We need to play Fibbage tonight.
[19:34] NSI|SunrisianChampionship oh, yeah
[19:34] NSI|SunrisianChampionship I could add that
[19:34] NSI|SunrisianChampionship
[19:34] Apox what in god's name is Fibbage?
[19:35] BGTB2005 a game that is the reason i'm now dead to Ytt
[19:35] Apox sounds excellent
[19:36] NSI|SunrisianChampionship Just because you won like a dozen of times, Hodori?
[19:36] NSI|SunrisianChampionship Also, you sound adorable

#nssport - June 20th, 2015 - That one time we stumbled at Generators
[21:54] Gregoryisgodistan By the way, the only reason I'm hosting the Runner Cup is so San Llera didn't. Inexperienced users hosting the Runner Cup is one thing, total n00bs hosting it is another.
[21:54] NorthernSunrise imho
[21:54] NorthernSunrise I'd say San Llera hosting would be win/win
[21:55] Gregoryisgodistan Why?
[21:55] Farf *cough* *cough* He does appear to be here
[21:55] Gregoryisgodistan Crap
[21:55] Nation95X San Llera is actually here.
[21:55] NorthernSunrise Well
[21:55] Gregoryisgodistan Ban him before he notices.
[21:55] NorthernSunrise For one, it'd be win for the event to continue on
[21:55] Farf You mean kick him
[21:55] Gregoryisgodistan Well, I'm hosting it, so it's happening.
[21:55] Gregoryisgodistan That works too.
[21:55] NorthernSunrise And win for him that could more or less get at least a small light of what it is to host
[21:56] Audio ...It's the /Runner Cup/
[21:56] Gregoryisgodistan If you won't kick him, kick me and accuse me of being an impostor.
[21:57] NorthernSunrise Plus, enough of the nonsense
[21:57] NorthernSunrise If you have something to say about the kid, better say it while he could defend himself.
[21:57] Gregoryisgodistan Ok, fine.
[21:57] Farf <Gregoryisgodistan> If you won't kick him, kick me and accuse me of being an impostor. <----- You are outing your own plan
[21:57] Audio I'd trust even a total n00b like SJG to run the Runner Cup
[21:57] Audio OH SH*T HE'S HERE AND HEARD ME
[21:57] Gregoryisgodistan SJG isn't a n00b.
[21:57] Audio quick someone punch me in the balls
[21:57] Farf WHOSH
[21:57] Farf WHOOOOSH
[21:58] Gregoryisgodistan nukes Audio in the balls.
[21:58] =-= Audio was booted from #nssport by YOU (continuing the joke)
[21:58] -->| Audio has joined #nssport
[21:58] =-= Mode #nssport +v Audio by ChanServ
[21:58] Gregoryisgodistan Also I wanted to trot out my Christmas puppet for something.
[21:58] Audio that's two times in about two minutes where Greg has made me want to violently bash my head against a desk
[21:58] Farf You rejoined real fast
[21:58] NorthernSunrise Some clients make it automatic
[21:59] Gregoryisgodistan For those trying to understand the difference between parody and farce, GGS is parody. Santaclausisgodistan is farce.
[21:59] SNT-FFR <•Audio> I'd trust even a total n00b like Santaclausisgodistan to run the Runner Cup > fixed
[21:59] NorthernSunrise So when you yourself doesn't leave, it automatically rejoins you
[22:00] Farf GGS is in so deep parodying I can no longer tell what it parodies
[22:00] Gregoryisgodistan Totalitarianism and cults.
[22:00] SNT-FFR and results are up for the SWC semis
[22:00] Gregoryisgodistan But many of our capital crimes are actually illegal somewhere, just not capital crimes.
[22:00] Audio As parodies go it's more Scary Movie 5 than Airplane
[22:00] Gregoryisgodistan Like riding an ugly horse. It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington.
[22:01] Farf Ho shi never watched that movie but those ratings are /low/
[22:02] Gregoryisgodistan And the Slave Draft is a parody of the Military Draft, which I view as the same thing.
[22:02] Audio edgy
[22:02] Audio I watched the first Scary Movie. I think I might have seen the second one
[22:02] Audio they didn't exactly start strong
[22:03] Audio come to think of it, it was a parody of Scream, which was also a parody
[22:03] Gregoryisgodistan how meta
[22:03] Audio Someone could possible parody Scary Movie 5
[22:03] Farf BTW Greg
[22:03] Farf Is your flag a parody of NationStates nations with sh*tty flags?
[22:04] Nation95X Someone should parody NS.
[22:04] NorthernSunrise I'm pretty sure that's Brittonisea's gig
[22:04] Audio http://ggs.wikipedia.org/wiki/list_of_burn_centres_in_Gregoryisgodistan
[22:04] Audio it's not an actual link, GGS
[22:04] NorthernSunrise
[22:04] Gregoryisgodistan LOL
[22:04] Farf <Audio> it's not an actual link, GGS <----- lol
[22:04] Gregoryisgodistan I clicked it to be sure, in case you actually wrote a WIkipdia article.
[22:04] SNT-FFR so either Semarland or Abanhfleft will be the first Sporting World Cup champion!
[22:04] Gregoryisgodistan Though I don't know what language ggs would be.
[22:04] Gregoryisgodistan Georgian?
[22:05] Farf Shoul've been me, SNT-FFR
[22:05] Audio In case I actually wrote a wikipedia article..... in Gregoryisgonistanese?
[22:05] Gregoryisgodistan Gilgamesh?
[22:05] Gregoryisgodistan It could stand for Gilgamesh or something.
[22:05] Farf In case you actually wrote a wikipedia article... that was a list of burn centres in an imaginary nation that is not even of your creation?
[22:06] Gregoryisgodistan Well, you could have just called it that and wrote "burned" or something.
[22:06] Nation95X "Wilbur, Washington." Now there's a town in the middle of nowhere I never thought I'd hear of again.
[02:40] SanLlera And that's it for me after an interesting day
[02:41] Ngol were you attacked by monkeys?
[02:42] Ngol because, well, that would be a serious level of interesting
[02:44] |<-- SanLlera has left irc.esper.net:5555 (Ping timeout: 204 seconds)
[02:45] Ngol that moment when you type random stupid sh*t, hit send, and can't take it back
[02:45] Ngol i will see myself out now
[02:45] <--| Ngol has left #nssport

#nssport - September 9th, 2015
[20:25] Krytenia Osarius...two
[20:26] Farf ...
[20:26] Krytenia Faradillis....
[20:26] Krytenia ....
[20:26] Krytenia ....
[20:26] Farf sh*t that's two goals
[20:26] Krytenia ....
[20:26] Farf please
[20:26] Farf I'm gonna sh*t myself
[20:26] Krytenia ...wait for it...

#nssport - September 14th, 2015
SJG throws a taça at NorthernSunrise and Farf
[19:16] SJG
[19:17] NorthernSunrise steps back
[19:17] NorthernSunrise What was that for
[19:17] SJG Random
[19:17] NorthernSunrise oh
[19:21] |<-- Farf has left irc.esper.net:5555 (Ping timeout: 204 seconds)
[19:22] SJG It was super effective with Farf
[20:26] Krytenia *THREE*
[20:26] Farf YES
[20:26] Farf YESSS
[20:26] Farf F*CKING YES
[20:26] Farf HUGS KRY
[20:26] Farf I love you
[20:27] Farf Now I'm gonna take a sh*t cause this experience has... smoothened my food flow, in a way
[20:27] Krytenia To be fair, you had the biggest RP bonus, so I don't think anyone will begrudge you the win
[20:27] Krytenia for the record, I lost to Ko-oren in the 3PPO
[20:28] Krytenia Sh*t well, Farf. Sh*t well.

#nssport - October 18th, 2015
[21:46] Nation95X Olivery (IIRC). My guess is no.
[21:46] Cata Nah, I'm not.
[21:46] Cata I'm, uh, Cata Larga.
[21:48] Nephara what a cata-clysmic error by 95x
[21:48] Cata Pls
[21:48] Cata Hopefully he isn't left cata-tonic
[21:49] Nephara that would be cata-strophic

#nssport - December 23th, 2015
[23:55] NorthernSunrise American Sniper was frustratingly poor, The Seventh Son was awful, this Star Wars movie was a hype machine that disappointed yet will probably get a sequel because f*cking people
[23:56] ESF Maybe we should call NSI the cynical brazilian
[23:57] Sem sequel because f*cking people <-- so it was essentially a porno?
[23:57] NorthernSunrise Considering I thought the new villain guy was a giant vibrator
[23:58] ESF It's the first movie of another trilogy
[23:58] NorthernSunrise I'd say it's kinda spot on, Sem
[23:58] Sem you should also put that quote by myself in Instances of Hue Imo. think it is worthy of a spot there
[23:58] NorthernSunrise fair enough

#nssport - February 21st, 2016
RIP Just 1,600 mts above sea level
[23:04] With Alianza and Liberty gone...
I have to do the unexpected
¡VAMOS FAS!
=-= RIP is now known as SJG|FAS
Val|WI LOL
[23:05] SJG|FAS takes a FAS flag
Val|WI dies of laughter. RIP me
RedBlack finally admitted that you're a FAS fan
NorthernSunrise OK, I think that's something worth saving
[23:06] SJG|FAS kisses the FAS flag
SJG|FAS FAS bring me back to life
Val|WI lmao
SJG|FAS 8:05 PM <•RIP> ¡VAMOS FAS!
8:06 PM RIP → •SJG|FAS
[23:07] Val|WI Still, lmfao
[23:08] |<-- Geis has left irc.esper.net:5555 (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.92 [Firefox 44.0.2/20160210153822])
[23:09] RedBlack YEAH SJG BELONG TO FAS!
FORGET ALIANZA!
SJG|FAS F*ck Alianza!
F*ck
RedBlack i'll print it for archive it in the future.
[23:10] SJG|FAS FAS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alianza
Val|WI And now it's logged.

#nssport - February 21st, 2016
[23:12] SanLlera For the second time in my life, I have accidentally printed #nssport instead of an essay
SanLlera Now I have a written copy of Val|WI stating that he will cut off earlier
[23:13] NorthernSunrise Wait wat XD

Gregoryisgodistan That's nothing, SanLlera. I once copy/pasted my tax return into an RP.
[23:14] NorthernSunrise ...XD

#nssport March 05h, 2016
NorthernSunrise ...David Cameron f*cks pigs?
Sarian .g Piggate
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Sarian Oh f*ck, you don't have feepbot in here
NorthernSunrise So he's half New Zealand?
Sarian Get feepbot
[20:00] Deii Sunrise, Kiwis f*ck sheep
like Welsh
Aels New Zealand is sheep, getitright
Sarian Now I have to google like a regular person
NorthernSunrise Well, I assume he had to make do with the circumstances
...and the pigs.
Krytenia Apple Sauce : Not Lube
[20:01] NorthernSunrise Are you sure it isn't?

Krytenia Too chunky
Sarian Nice and slippy though
Wouldn't be a first choice
NorthernSunrise I've never seen apple sauce in my life
Sarian But I reckon it could work
[20:02] |<-- SanLlera_ has left irc.esper.net:5555 (Ping timeout: 195 seconds)
Krytenia Nah mint sauce
Smooth feel for you, fresh breath for her

#nssport - March 26th, 2016
Nephara i guarantee you whoever your best player is, they aren't a pedophile, so you at least have that going for you
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[22:16] Yttribia Guys I honestly don't know what it's like to be near the top so late in the year
Nephara (noted Thing That ACtually Happened, Somehow.)
Yttribia Someone hold me
SJG Wait, a pedophile?
Nephara yes, adam johnson
Kry|LC Yttribia Sorcuvov: where are you from, KC? <--- World Cup 29?
SJG Wow
Nephara our f*cking head executive or soemthing /knew/ about it
and yet johnson kept playing??
SJG That's weird
Nephara now he's in jail, though. so good.
Yttribia Kansas City, Kry|LC
[22:17] Kry|LC Sunderland : Somehow More Of A Clusterf*ck Than Mike Ashley
Yttribia Seriously, I'd be glad if Leicester won it this year
Sure we were in second
RedBlack When will begin the new season of Liga Premier,SJG? When i'll see FAS pick the title?
Yttribia But it's the greatest Cinderella story in all of sports
Kry|LC I know, Trib, WC29 was KC & the World Cup Band
Sorcuvov I was in St. Louis when I saw MLS for the first time
SJG Soon
NorthernSunrise I don't really recall supporting some team out of country seriously
Kry|LC (Krytenia/Casari)
Sorcuvov so KC was me choice
RedBlack Soon?
Yttribia Ah okay
NorthernSunrise There's some ones I like but that' it
[22:18] *that's
Speaking of seasons
Time for more Sunrisian regionals
Yttribia NorthernSunrise: might I recommend Spurs?
RedBlack I need to scorinate more 3 fixtures today.
Yttribia
NorthernSunrise nope
SJG NorthernSunrise supports Flamengo
Sorcuvov Trib, stop recruiting
NorthernSunrise neither
SJG While RedBlack supports Fluminense
RedBlack Indeed,SJG.
Lie,SJG.
SJG Lol
Yttribia Sorcuvov: pls stop being jealous
Sorcuvov You could always support Derby County NSI
Jealous of what?
[22:19] spurs?
LOL
SJG You actually said indeed, RedBlack
I might save the logs
NorthernSunrise Derby?
Nephara support a league two team
RedBlack to NSI sentence.
SJG You admite your love for Flu
RedBlack And you for FAS
NorthernSunrise ...Well, I kinda like Bradford and Cheltenham, but that's mostly because FIFA and a thing for starting with sh*tty teams
Yttribia Screencapped so I can show you this once we win the league next year, Sorcuvov
Sorcuvov LOL
NEXT YEAR
NOT EVEN THIS YEAR HAHAHAHHA
Yttribia I like Cheltenham because of FIFA
NorthernSunrise I normally end up liking teams I played for like Córdoba, Vitesse, Auxerre or Arminia, of course
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Nephara oh no, being the second best team in england, what a bad team....
Sorcuvov Yep
Superbad
RedBlack Arminia Bielefeld...oohhhh
Sorcuvov 2bad4me
Kry|LC Yttribia Screencapped so I can show you this once we win the league next year, Sorcuvov <--- who's we, out of interest
Yttribia Honestly I don't think any team can catch up to Leicester, they're just CLUTCHESTER CITY
Nephara i can't help but notice that Kansas didn't win the MLS last year...
NorthernSunrise yup, that's the team
Yttribia We = Spurs
NorthernSunrise Had my favorite twist on a FIFA career there
SJG Another teams I like are Atletico de Madrid, Borussia Dortmund, Granada, etx
Etc
Nephara and given that the MLS is like the English third tier with an extra layer of glitter...
[22:21] SJG Grabada because it's my team in FM
Granada
NorthernSunrise One day playing as a starter for Bayern, another day playing as player-coach for Arminia on the second
Yttribia I know, I should only use "we" if I was a player on Spurs, Kry|LC
SJG F*ck mobile typing
Sorcuvov Neph who do you support in the MLS?

NorthernSunrise can't make this sh*t up
Kry|LC Spurs?
Nephara why would I support an MLS team?
Kry|LC SPURS?
Cocomovie ^
Not at Kry, Neph
*at Neph
Nephara i like toronto because they're a trainwreck
Kry|LC OVER MY DEAD TWITCHING CORPSE, TRIB
Yttribia Okay Kry|LC is an Arsenal fan so he can make fun of me
Sorcuvov lol
NorthernSunrise ...I kinda played for Columbus.
[22:22] For like a season
Then I got a gig at América de México
ESF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hYKBQwJT9I
Eura Nephara
Nephara toronto are rich underachievers and a trainwreck from top to bottom who unironically bought jozy altidore
Yttribia Sorcuvov doesn't even support a PL team so idk why he's mocking a team five points behind with seven games to go
Nephara so they speak to me, a sydney fan
NorthernSunrise Which somehow opened things up
Eura to be fair with the johnson thing
Sorcuvov Because I like seeing people react
NorthernSunrise Otherwise, I'd be stuck at the Americas for some reason
Eura he was only trying to get down with the kids

Nephara W O W
Yttribia So you like garnering for attention? Very mature
[22:23] =-= Mode #nssport -o Eura by Yttribia
Sorcuvov If you didn't see it as a throw away comment the moment I said I don't support an EPL
then lol
EPL team*
Eura ytt wot
Sorcuvov damn typos
Yttribia Just because of that, you're getting your op removed Eura
NorthernSunrise tbf you shouldn't take this too seriously, it's only football on another side of the globe
=-= Mode #nssport +o Eura by Yttribia
Eura D:<

good comrade
Yttribia But holy shot

#nssport - May 5th, 2016
NorthernSunrise before I go get some sleep
showerdrawk Perfect
Yes?
NorthernSunrise "Mission Impossible 2: To Nova Atacama World Cup 2000!"
1) I'm pretty sure Tom Cruise wasn't on this
showerdrawk Christ Almighty NSI
Damukuni Oh, btw, the Champions League Twenty20 cutoff is in about 27 minutes or so.
showerdrawk COPYRIGHT
BGTB2005 at some point I want to do a satellite-image sort of map for the Archipelago, with cities and towns and roads and rail lines visible
Astograth Nova Atacama?
[00:34] Damukuni © © ©
showerdrawk Brb
NorthernSunrise 2) The movie is on either Sydney or the United States
3) Pretty sure San Jose Guayabal wasn't around on 2000
4) I really need to spawn a guy named Tom Cruise for that very purpose on one of my youth leagues
BGTB2005 3.14) AP&R, you permanoob
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NorthernSunrise and last but not least
wait, wait
Damukuni You know, South Yerfilag doesn't really fit the nation anymore, given that there's no longer a Yerfilag... I wonder if I should change the name
NorthernSunrise 4.5) Rade Šerbedžija is a pretty kick ass name
ok, now last but not least
RedBlack Astograth - viewtopic.php?f=7&t=376658
NorthernSunrise 5) What in the legitimate flying f*ck is Nova Atacama
5.1) Why did it host a World Cup
[00:36] 5.2) Why on the year of the f*cking Olympics
5.3) El Salvador last qualified to the World Cup on 82, no?
5.4) how the hell do you fit that name on a shirt
Astograth "The Wea of Nova Atacama" <-- sounds about right
BGTB2005 5.4: With really small letters
Damukuni On 2 lines.
NorthernSunrise And finally 6) Why the f*ck do I want to watch Mission Impossible now
[00:37] Damukuni NorthernSunrise: I dunno...
RedBlack I'll recommend NorthernSunrise to make his kits
NorthernSunrise Might answer myself on that one
JUST TO COME OUT AND SAY "F*CK YOU, THAT MOVIE HAD NONE OF THAT"

#nssport - June 26th, 2016
Audio so, who here remembers the last time I hosted a World Cup?
drawk Forcing Audioslavia Surrender
NorthernSunrise The one with TIS?
Audio and, of those who remember, who remembers the annoying IRL problem I had? The one that happened halfway through qualifying and threatened to derail the entire competition?
Audio aye
NorthernSunrise I don't remember that
NorthernSunrise the problem, at least
Quebec Is it Brexit?
Quebec Oh wait it's not
Quebec Nvm
Audio Basically, a few days into World Cup 66, there was a woman who began insisting I pay her attention most nights rather than scorinate
Quebec Dafuq?
Quebec Why?
Audio I mean, stopping me from scorinating wasn't her *specific* goal, Queb
drawk Fresh Assuring Sland
Audio it was more the me
NorthernSunrise lol
drawk *Slang
Felix hah
Audio So, it turns out that scorinating World Cups agrees with me
Audio because it's f*cking happened this time too
NorthernSunrise lol
Quebec lol
Felix haha
NorthernSunrise still beats me not being able to scorinate a BoF matchday because my father took the notebook out
Eura hostlad?
Audio I swear, in those, what, two/three years since WC66, there was very little action for me on that front. A little here and there, nothing that stuck
Sav|Vicenza Audio you should scorinate more
Audio the second I pick up scorinate
Audio bang
Audio if you'll pardon the expression
NorthernSunrise I think that means you need to scorinate more
drawk Fairly Attractive Skank
Sav|Vicenza That's because your wife is secretly on ns
Audio very nice, Drawk
Eura what do you say when you finish?
Eura "3-0 TO EURRRRAAAAAAAAUGHGHHHH"
drawk Liking my FAScronyms Audio?
Sav|Vicenza *looks for candidate*
Quebec We have a 10-team league now draw
Felix
Quebec *drawk
Audio she's usually only halfway through foreplay when I shout 'CUT OFF'
Sav|Vicenza Valanora
Quebec Should we get more?
Eura does she like your formula?
drawk I have 11, Quebec
Quebec How many teams should we get?
drawk I'll do one more
NorthernSunrise
drawk 12 is an okay number
Audio she's a little bit SQIS, a little bit NSFS, she likes it all
drawk does she even like dicerolls?
Eura but does she take it up the xkoronate?
Audio nah, she's classy
NorthernSunrise Welp
Eura booo boring
NorthernSunrise gonna update Instances
Sav|Vicenza Anyways, gnight all
Audio so yes, Krytenia, that's why I've barely been on recently
Quebec Farty Ass Stinks, drawk?
drawk wonderful, Quebec
Audio and why the WGPC almost fell down the wayside completely
drawk http://pastebin.com/btjLNwAG
Audio Fast-Acting Strepsil
drawk we can upgrade to 16 if there's more
Audio Felch and Spit
Krytenia So, basically, some broad likes to click your f*cking dice Audio?
Quebec We have 14 now
NorthernSunrise what are you guys even talking about with those team things
NorthernSunrise and night Savalen
Audio I like to fill her with information, pump out a quick strand and then save her, Kry
Audio pump out a couple of leagues*
Krytenia "My word, you can see her maxpoints in that dress!"
Audio Are you Takil baby? Because your style is +5
Quebec Federal Agricultural Service
drawk "Cumshot (CUM) Qualifiers. Puppet of Audioslavia"
Chrom Free Asinine Shots
SanLlera Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and Fortunate Alianza Stillbirth could have a heated, if really dark, rivalry
Quebec Indeed
Krytenia F*cking Acronym Spam!
Quebec Okey, time to scorinate the TGOD League
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NorthernSunrise Marvin Gaye 12'
SJG Cumshot?
SJG Heh
NorthernSunrise Barry White 20'

#nssport - July 07th, 2016
Eshan VIIIICCCCTORY
NSI|RP what the sh*t
NSI|RP :P
ESF i've seen that vid way too many times
NSI|RP also, for some reason
NSI|RP whenever I press apostrophe
NSI|RP a box shows up
NSI|RP which ended up being a problem when I thought about renaming every part of France that I conquered O'something
ESF facepalms
NSI|RP like O'Auxerre, O'Smelly, O'Slimes
ESF NSI is derp chat in Shenryr
NSI|RP ?
ESF Shen's chat in twitch always demands he renames counties to something stupid :P
cdma95X The above should be in an "Instances of Hue" Dispatch. :P

#nssport - July 13th, 2016
NorthernSunrise plus, I'd need Spanish
NorthernSunrise I kinda studied Spanish at some point, but it's not as good as, say, my English
SJG NorthernSunrise: You had advantage
Aels you don't? fairly sure you would
NorthernSunrise well, yeah
Farf TBF, NSI, you'd pick Spanish up in no time
SJG You speak Portuguese, it's a bonus by itself
NorthernSunrise I know just a bit, Spanish classes were good but I kinda forgot everything
SJG Like 4 months or less
NorthernSunrise Additionally, we have *awful* reputation at Europe
Aels "two years if the individual is a national of a country of Iberoamerica, Andorra, Philippines, Equatorial Guinea, Portugal, or if the individual is a Sephardi Jew"
Farf NSI, you actually already kind of speak Spanish
SJG ^
Farf Just like I already kind of speak Portuguese
NorthernSunrise It's not the same, I can't just show up there and be like
NorthernSunrise "OY MAMACITA, YO FALO ESPAÑOL, VAMOS A LA CAMA"
Farf ... I could see that working
credo * habla
credo * hablo
NorthernSunrise feel free to use my pick-up line then

July 22th, 2016 - #nssport
Damukuni2 I AM GOING TO KILL VERIZON WITH A WET NOODLE
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SJG Shooting in Munich...
Quebec starts the day by nuking Cleveland
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SJG huh
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA All the consistent disconnects....
SJG DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: doing a Farf
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July 28th, 2016 - #nssport
9:24:18 PM <•SJG> Wait, Australia knocked out Uruguay from WC in 2006?
9:24:33 PM <Nephara> yes
9:24:37 PM <Nephara> well
9:24:38 PM <Nephara> 2005
9:24:54 PM <•SJG> Quite a time ago
9:25:19 PM <Nephara> back when we had a striker who wasn't 80 years old...
9:25:23 PM <Nephara> -multiple- strikers......
9:25:26 PM <•SJG> LOL
9:25:27 PM — Nephara licks lips
9:25:34 PM <Nephara> those were the days...
9:25:50 PM <•SJG> 0 Cahill dependency?
9:25:58 PM <Nephara> not the case
9:26:05 PM <Nephara> he -did- score twice in the 2006 WC
9:26:11 PM <•SJG> Oh
9:26:15 PM <Nephara> but we also had viduka and aloisi.
9:26:26 PM <Nephara> and kewell played up front generally
9:26:42 PM <Nephara> now we just have cahill
9:26:47 PM <Nephara> i think giannou may have just been like
9:26:55 PM <Nephara> he had half a good season then died
9:27:04 PM <•SJG> Ouch
9:27:07 PM <Nephara> juric is fine when fit, which is a big if
9:27:15 PM <Nephara> maclaren's the hope, honestly
9:27:23 PM <•SJG> Extremely irregular? (Juric)
9:27:27 PM <JUD|KRZ> So, Drawk, ShowerOfCoconuts, SJG. I notice you still haven't posted anything.
9:27:32 PM <Nephara> he takes a lot of knocks
9:27:45 PM <Nephara> maybe they'd post more if you came in here to harangue them less :p
9:27:52 PM <Nephara> one of those three needs to be firing by the world cup
9:28:09 PM <Nephara> honestly i hope cahill is not in the squad by the confederations cup. just, straight-up
9:28:48 PM <•SJG> Well, aging will be against him at the odds
9:28:58 PM <JUD|KRZ> I'm just a little frustrated because I put all this effort into putting it together, and no one else is posting anything so it's all feeling a little masturbatory.
9:30:37 PM → Tumbra joined
9:31:15 PM <JUD|KRZ> And if you will all excuse me, I've just been invited on a froyo run.
9:33:50 PM ⇐ Electrum quit • ShowerOfCoconuts → QIBC|Weedlympics, Aels → Aels|LIV0-0CHE
9:33:50 PM ShowerOfCoconuts → Quebec
9:34:13 PM Quebec → QIBC|Weedlympics
9:34:28 PM ⇐ Electrum quit Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
9:35:42 PM Aels → Aels|LIV0-0CHE
9:36:12 PM <Aels|LIV0-0CHE> should you really be scorinating while high?
9:36:27 PM <Tumbra> No
9:36:30 PM <QIBC|Weedlympics> I've scorinated in past while drunk
9:36:33 PM <QIBC|Weedlympics> Scores went fine
9:36:44 PM <Aels|LIV0-0CHE> it's not very responsible, is all
9:36:44 PM <QIBC|Weedlympics> But it's just to show the Quebec's status as weed-loving nation :3
9:37:01 PM — •Val|WI gives QIBC|Weedlympics 1093 golden coins
9:38:08 PM ⇐ Polkopia quit Ping timeout: 195 seconds
9:38:15 PM <QIBC|Weedlympics> :)
9:38:27 PM <•SJG> https://youtu.be/-6C434Dk30A?t=12m15s <---- Neph, who is the guy who stuggles for the ball and gave the goal pass?
9:39:17 PM <•SJG> LOL, QIBC|Weedlympics
9:39:24 PM <•SJG> Your nick is green, casually
9:39:36 PM Aels|LIV0-0CHE → Aels|CHE0-0LIV
9:39:36 PM <QIBC|Weedlympics> lol

August 4th, 2016 - #nssport
<Felix> Thanks for whipping me Queb

October 1st, 2016 - #nssport
[22:36] <Gadirya> "My dad is gonna hear about this, mark my words RB." - Krisville, probably
[22:36] <Gadirya> "He is an NS Sports Lawyer specializing in Kitmaker Abuse"
[22:37] <credo> lol
[22:39] <Gadirya> "You know why Kirola doesn't exist anymore? My dad shut that place down"
[22:49] <Val|WI> "Never mind, I will try at AER sportswear. If they don't make it within a week, I'll expect yours within 3 days. If not, I'll give you a negative review, stating that you are not reliable" <--- lel
[22:50] <Ethane> yeah :P
[22:50] <Val|WI> RB should really hide from Krisville's fearful negative reviews :P

October 14th, 2016 - #nssport
[19:49] Audio you guys famiiar with https://libraryofbabel.info/ ?
[19:50] Audio It's a collection of every 3200 character 'page' of text possible, generated using maths
[19:50] Audio click 'browse' and type in the name/number/hex of a chamber, choose a wall, choose a shelf, and choose a book, and it comes up with a random page of nonsense
[19:51] NSI|RP what the sh*t
[19:51] Audio but there are so many chambers, shelves, wals etc that every possible collection of characters must exist
[19:51] Audio and it has a search function
[19:51] Audio so, for example, I just put a 3200-character excerpt from my WC63 winning RP into it
[19:53] NSI|RP I think my favorite bit is that if you hover one button
[19:53] NSI|RP it like, keeps shuffling all letters
[19:54] Audio so, if you look at volume 23 on shelf 2 of wall 4 in hexagon 04kh... [loads of characters]
[19:54] Audio [loads of characters]
[19:54] Audio [loads of characters]
[19:54] Audio [loads of characters]
[19:54] Audio [loads of characters]
[19:54] Audio [loads of characters]
[19:54] Audio [loads of characters]
[19:54] Audio [loads of characters]
[19:54] Audio [loads of characters]
[19:54] Electrum ah yeah
[19:54] Electrum I know that
[19:55] Audio ....whoops
[19:55] Damukuni weird.
[19:55] Audio that was longer than I expected
[19:55] Audio I'm glad nobody entered the room at that point
[19:55] Damukuni LOL

October 31st, 2016 - #nssport
<@NorthernSunrise> So, I have a cousin
<@NorthernSunrise> I believe she's about 16
<@NorthernSunrise> From the other side of the country
<Kushleesi> Hey Val|WI <3
<@NorthernSunrise> wishes to attend a Justin Bieber concert
<Kushleesi> Uh oh :P
<@NorthernSunrise> Father asks if I'd be interested on taking her there
<Ethane> lol
<Kushleesi> Your answer is like 'hell yeah?' :P
<Ethane> good luck :P
<Ethane> ^
<@NorthernSunrise> Well, I think in short
<@NorthernSunrise> "piss the f*ck off"
<Ethane> lol
<Kushleesi> lol
<@NorthernSunrise> The longest answer was... I dunno, kind of too wordy
<@NorthernSunrise> involves pondering if burning money isn't more fun than it, if she's aware the guy's an utter tw*t whose music has always been sh*t, that Miley Cyrus has still managed to salvage whatever was left of her piss poor career yet that f*cknut can't get it done
<Kushleesi> Hey, Miley Cyrus' latest stuff hasn't been too bad lately :P
<@NorthernSunrise> that Rio de Janeiro has so much better stuff that costs at least half that and probably grant more fun, that her opportunity of getting out of that hellhole once a lifetime and she's wishing to waste it on some sh*t show
Oh, and that's not even getting to the part of me taking her there
<Kushleesi> Take her to a Fluminense match instead NorthernSunrise :P
<@NorthernSunrise> I've been to a lot of sh*t
<@NorthernSunrise> *a lot*
<@NorthernSunrise> The day I mingle with those imbeciles is the day I leap at that sh*tty bandwagon on SJG's football rivalry bollocks
<@NorthernSunrise> It's the day I send my footstar player to Portugal
<@NorthernSunrise> It's the day I watch cricket and don't complain
<Ethane> oi cricket is great to watch -_-
<Kushleesi> lol
<@NorthernSunrise> Oh, yeah, totally
<Kushleesi> The day I mingle with those imbeciles is the day I leap at that sh*tty bandwagon on SJG's football rivalry bollocks <- Hey, FAS > Alianza
<Ethane> Although I can understand how some people would find it boring
<@NorthernSunrise> Tell you what, ever seen one of those three hours movies?
<Ethane> yes
<@NorthernSunrise> I think the Hobbit was one
<Kushleesi> I enjoy some of them :P
<Ethane> I loved the Hobbit
<Ethane> less so the third one though
<@NorthernSunrise> same
<+SJG|RPing> Shame that I can't kick you, Kushleesi
<@NorthernSunrise> It's an amazing experience
<Ethane> yeah
<Kushleesi> SJG|RPing : That's why you're not an OP :P
<@NorthernSunrise> Makes it worth the time you spend, though I have to admit it gets a bit grating when you realize you spent three hours watching it
<@NorthernSunrise> but still, Tolkien stuff, always fun
<Kushleesi> Your love towards one team is too much to be handled :P
<@NorthernSunrise> anyway, did you ever hear of Warhol's movie career?
<Kushleesi> Yes :P
<@NorthernSunrise> y'know, like naming a movie b****** and just have it be exactly that
for about 45 minutes or something
<Kushleesi> 0 surprise lol
<Ethane> lol
<@NorthernSunrise> Now, imagine Warhol filmed three hour movies with the same motif
<Kushleesi> Hey, cricket's not "that bad"
<@NorthernSunrise> And I don't mean the b****** bit, I mean filming a street for three hours or something equally stupid
<@NorthernSunrise> or "profound artistically"
<@NorthernSunrise> I'd watch a 24-hour marathon of those over cricket
<Kushleesi> brb 30-45
<Kushleesi> LOL
<Kushleesi> 24 hours of h****** marathon
<@NorthernSunrise> Because they still have more to it than the actual sport
<Kushleesi> ........
<Ethane> oh ok, yeah. You hate cricket.
<Kushleesi> Tmi
<Ethane> *a lot*
<@NorthernSunrise> I said "not the b******" Quebs
<Kushleesi> =p
<@NorthernSunrise> I don't think that movie is better than cricket, there ought to be some limitations
<@NorthernSunrise> but say, Sharknado marathon, I'd totally watch it

November 7th, 2016 - #nssport
[17:14] Eshan does anybody know anything about Nigeria’s transition from military rule to a democracy in 1999?
[17:15] NorthernSunrise It was banked out of money from Nigerian Princes
[17:15] NorthernSunrise :P
[17:15] Eshan god damn you NorthernSunrise
[17:15] Eshan go home :P
[17:57] NSIwantogetaway got 9 points on psychology
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[17:58] [INFO] You are no longer marked as away.
[17:58] Eshan out of 100????
[17:58] Eshan dude that’s terrible
[17:58] Eshan I kid I kid
[17:59] NorthernSunrise It's hard to get 9 out of 100
[17:59] NorthernSunrise My worst was like
[17:59] NorthernSunrise 15 out of 100 on Physics
[18:00] NorthernSunrise and it was back at school
[18:01] Eshan my worst grade was my first test in college in microecon
[18:01] Eshan got a 37/100 :P
[18:01] Eshan that was a sh*tty way to start my college career :P
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[18:04] SJG My worst score was 36/100 in my math class last semester
[18:05] Sarian 20:04 <+SJG> My worst score was 36/100 in my math class last semester<----- I would ask you what percentage you got, but I feel that would be far too challenging
[18:05] Sarian #SarianBurns
[18:05] EastfieldLodge Ouch.

#nssport - November 11th, 2016
[22:02] Audio cheers
[22:02] Audio dicks out for Harambull
[22:02] Audio salutes
[22:02] Audio not in that way

#nssport - November 17th, 2016
[23:00] Karditan wait a minute
[23:00] Karditan I don't think I started doing succubi stuff until AFTER a left NS!
[23:00] Karditan *I left
[23:00] NorthernSunrise "doing succubi stuff"
[23:00] Audio facepalms
[23:00] Karditan I blame WoW
[23:00] NorthernSunrise *doing succubi stuff*
[23:00] Nephara feeling like i should make a nepharim elf footballer
[23:01] Nephara not good enough to be an international
[23:01] Nephara just one who floats around the multiverse
[23:01] Nephara forever
[23:01] SJG Hey Karditan
[23:01] Audio facepalms into his elbow-pit while throwing his other hand out to his side
[23:01] Karditan heyo, sjg
[23:01] Nephara kind of a blood bowl elf aesthetic
[23:01] Karditan also no, it was remembering enjoying your intellectual company that made me think of NS, audio
[23:01] NorthernSunrise still not as good as my halfmon players
[23:01] NorthernSunrise
[23:01] Audio
[23:02] NorthernSunrise so, Karditan
[23:03] NorthernSunrise according to that text and if I'm not mistaken
[23:03] EastfieldLodge Audio: Wouldn't that be a faceelbow-pit?
[23:03] Audio shush
[23:03] Karditan it's a dab, EL
[23:03] Karditan it's all a dab
[23:03] NorthernSunrise I mean, my knowledge about that kind of stuff is rather off
[23:03] Audio I'm being relevant
[23:03] EastfieldLodge I know.
[23:03] NorthernSunrise but is it true that you're bedding men and stealing their energy? =P
[23:03] credo drawk!
[23:04] Karditan oh, I never said *I* was the succubus
[23:04] Karditan I didn't deny it, but I never said it
[23:04] Audio 'to dab' is 'dabere' in Italian
[23:04] Karditan this is valuable information
[23:04] NorthernSunrise I don't know if that makes it better or worse

#nssport - December 04th, 2016
[19:15] Damukuni CH SPEAKS
[19:15] Damukuni commerceheights - Ethane is having problems trying to get a modded scorination file working in xkoranate
[19:16] commerceheights cool story
[21:06] Damukuni Bye bye United States of Europe
[21:06] Ethane my mother already lives there
[21:06] Ethane ew
[21:06] Ethane USofE
[21:06] Ethane ew
[21:06] NorthernSunrise Group E, playing out of the Laranjal (Nova Iguaçu, Baixada)
[21:07] NorthernSunrise Balm, Capivara Group, Iglovo, Altavrnia
[21:07] Damukuni Let's be fair, all the NWO crazies called it that
[21:07] Ethane Why would we want a United States of Europe
[21:07] NorthernSunrise Group F, playing out of the Estádio dos Operários (Volta Redonda, Vale do Paraíba)
[21:07] NorthernSunrise Duckota, Flock Nation, The Aesar, Lightshield
[21:07] Ethane I don't want another US thanks
[21:07] Damukuni Ethane - there's already another United States
[21:07] Damukuni Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos
[21:08] Ethane oh
[21:08] drawk Cos: did you laugh when the Drawkians defeated Stoneshore soundly and definitely?
[21:08] Ethane I don't want *another* US after that one
[21:08] Damukuni Ethane - yeah, don't forget Mexico
[21:08] NorthernSunrise Group G, playing out of the Barrancão (Galo Vermelho, Vale do Tomate)
[21:08] NorthernSunrise Maurelinee-Déesse, Laserna, Musleisau, Zechulaire
[21:09] Damukuni One of the Brazilian transitional governments was called the United States of Brazil
[21:09] NorthernSunrise and *finally*
[21:09] Ethane ssh
[21:09] NorthernSunrise Group H, out of Comandante Marrocas (Madureira, Capital)
[21:09] drawk TiSoFaH, TiSoFaH, TiSoFaH, and TiSoFaH
[21:09] NorthernSunrise Dainer, NNW Sunrise Islands, North Mesopotamia and Eggman Empire
[21:09] Damukuni Ethane - and you can't forget Damukuni's formal name
[21:09] Damukuni THE
[21:09] Damukuni UNITED
[21:09] Damukuni STATES
[21:09] Ethane ssh
[21:09] drawk Seven
[21:10] Damukuni OF
[21:10] NorthernSunrise DONGS
[21:10] drawk Seven
[21:10] Ethane LOL
[21:10] NorthernSunrise UNLEASHED
[21:10] Ethane Alphabet Soup
[21:10] NorthernSunrise AND
[21:10] NorthernSunrise HARAMBE
[21:10] NorthernSunrise ISLAND
[21:10] Ethane LOL
[21:10] Ethane The United States of Seven Dongs Unleashed Alphabet Soup and Harambe sland

#nssport - December 12th, 2016
[14:01] NorthernSunrise But from what I can figure out
[14:02] NorthernSunrise The story is more or less this
[14:02] Eshan 2
[14:02] NorthernSunrise English fiddle with demons, they blow up London
[14:02] Eshan srry that wasn’t supposed to happen
[14:02] NorthernSunrise five guys take the main demon out
[14:02] Damukuni And what, Joan of Arc has to exorcise all England?
[14:02] NorthernSunrise ...
[14:02] NorthernSunrise I don't know
[14:03] NorthernSunrise I'm still on the part of Joan of Arc discovering the all mighty armlet
[14:03] NorthernSunrise which contains the same power of one of the guys that fought the demon early on
[14:03] Damukuni L'Armlette Almightie des Orléans
[14:03] NorthernSunrise Thing is, England ends up with like a really young kid Henry as a king apparently
[14:04] NorthernSunrise And the Duke of Bas*something*, one of the demon banishers decides to go 180º
[14:04] Damukuni Lol
[14:04] NorthernSunrise and locks a freaking giant demon at the kid
[14:04] Damukuni Bashir al-Laqqa
[14:04] NorthernSunrise side-effects include having a red-eyed raven to his side
[14:04] NorthernSunrise and having a cat plushie named Fiddly-Widdly, apparently
[14:04] Eshan wat
[14:04] Damukuni Voodoo doll?
[14:05] NorthernSunrise Why would it be a Voodoo Doll
[14:05] NorthernSunrise This is Jeanne D'Arc, not Revolutions Haitiéns
[14:05] EastfieldLodge I don't know much about Henry V, but I can say somewhat confidently demons weren't involved.
[14:05] NorthernSunrise meanwhile at Nésmores or something of the like, small town in France
[14:06] Damukuni NorthernSunrise - the é is in the wrong place
[14:06] Damukuni Révolutions Haitiend
[14:06] Damukuni *Haitiens
[14:06] NorthernSunrise straight out of Baiten Kaitos, arabic dancers and dumb looking jesters included
[14:07] NorthernSunrise Jeanne and her BFF Lienne have to deliver something at a church
[14:07] NorthernSunrise What I think was an English Knight stumbles down from a horse, lets a bag with one of the armlets on it
[14:07] NorthernSunrise the thing leeches to Jeanne's arm, she beats a couple of orcs
[14:07] Damukuni Jeanne d'Orcs
[14:07] drawk >Eshan
[14:07] NorthernSunrise then they return home to see their village in flames, find some amnesiac guy named Roger
[14:08] Eshan lel drawk
[14:08] NorthernSunrise Find another English knight to be a culpirit with a bunch of orcs
[14:08] NorthernSunrise then we're introduced to the f*cked up kid
[14:09] NorthernSunrise his uncle, the Duke os Basrutten
[14:09] NorthernSunrise *of
[14:09] Damukuni Also, what kind of a name is Lienne?
[14:09] NorthernSunrise and some stuff about a plan
[14:09] NorthernSunrise nvm, it was Liane
[14:09] NorthernSunrise They're French, after all
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[14:10] NorthernSunrise I got a lot of names wrong btw
[14:10] Damukuni Hope you didn't get Jeanne's name wrong
[14:10] NorthernSunrise http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/110732928373247465/08B68FD949D64B74D46BAA9F77303A1282728D49/ < but I did get the name of the cat plushy right
[14:10] Damukuni =P
[14:11] Damukuni OH GOD PLEASE NO
[14:11] Damukuni That game looks nowhere near serious
[14:11] EastfieldLodge ...
[14:11] Eshan bahahahahaa I love it
[14:11] NorthernSunrise See, I get the details right
[14:11] Damukuni Me too
[14:11] Damukuni "Kitty-witty"
[14:11] NorthernSunrise oh oh
[14:11] NorthernSunrise and another thing
[14:12] NorthernSunrise did you guys know Jeanne d'Arc had a skill that turned her into like
[14:12] NorthernSunrise http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/110732928373245030/E5D8F4A8C5C547B9459D6845F1461AC263DA14CC/
[14:12] NorthernSunrise SUPER KNIGHT SAILOR MOON
[14:13] Damukuni La Knighte Sùpere Sonique
[14:13] Damukuni Does she need 50 rings and 7 emeralds for it?
[14:13] NorthernSunrise Nah, but there's a counter you need to fill before going Sailor Jeanne
[14:13] NorthernSunrise and even then, it lasts about 2 rounds
[14:14] NorthernSunrise But it's good to clean up lots of enemies
[14:14] NorthernSunrise because if she manages to OHKO an enemy, she gets another run
[14:14] NorthernSunrise It also fills back her life and magic meters
[14:14] NorthernSunrise downside is you can only use it once per battle
[14:15] NorthernSunrise which, for the record, is bollocks
[14:15] Damukuni How do the battle mechanics work? The screenshots remind me of Final Fantasy
[14:15] Eshan ^
[14:15] NorthernSunrise Fire Emblem
[14:15] NorthernSunrise It does have magic but other-wise, Fire Emblem
[14:16] NorthernSunrise And right now, there are like, three characters on my party
[14:16] Damukuni Jeanne: "Òh nó, Î'm oût of màná!
[15:12] Damukuni RUN AWAY! IT'S JUVENCUS!
[15:12] Phone95X Hi again!
[15:14] NorthernSunrise hi
[15:14] Juvencus Why run from Juvencus? Juvencus means youth, don't run away from the youth
[15:15] Damukuni We don't even have a formaonyoyrdebvelipemrntpromesdnrf
[15:15] Damukuni Um.
[15:15] Damukuni *formal youth development programme
[15:15] Juvencus Uh, whattheheckdoyoumeanmateidontunderstand
[15:15] Damukuni Thanks, phone.
[15:16] Damukuni Damukuni doesn't have a youth soccer league systen
[15:16] Damukuni *systen
[15:16] Damukuni **SYSTEM
[15:16] Eshan damu wtf happened there?
[15:17] Phone95X I recommend turning off autocorrect.
[15:17] Damukuni Well, now I have a new sponsor, Sys10
[15:17] Damukuni =P
[15:17] Phone95X I like it.
[15:17] Damukuni Eshan , Phone95X - actually, that's where autocorrect failed to kick in
[15:18] Juvencus Are you implying stuff Damu?
[15:19] Damukuni Well, you said don't run away from the youth, and I said we don't have a formal youth league
[15:20] Damukuni Well, technically I said formaonyoyrdebvelipemrntpromesdnrf, but you know

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