World Assembly Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 80
Liberate Catholic
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
The Security Council,
Noting the events that transpired in the recent raid of Catholic by a variety of raiding groups,
Acknowledging that Amen Ra pretended to be a native but was in reality a sleeper agent of the raiding group DEN, and sat in Catholic, gathering influence and native endorsements,
Recognizing that on February 25th, Amen Ra seized the delegacy with help from other invaders,
Aware that over 60 endorsements were counted on the delegate, with the vast majority coming in after the raid transpired,
Cognizant that Catholic was password protected by Amen Ra on February 27th, a mere two days later,
Believing that all native communities have the right to control the freedom of movement across their regional borders and to adminstrate their region; the regional sovereignty of Catholic has been greatly infringed upon via the actions that transpired in this raid,
Understanding that a foreign authority has abused the powers of the World Assembly by imposing a password on the region of Catholic,
Recognizing that said password threatens the existence of the regional community, and thus the World Assembly should remedy this abuse of its adminstrative powers,
Hereby Liberates Catholic.
Passed: | |
For: | 8,399 | 79.8% |
Against: | 2,122 | 20.2% |
Security Council Resolution # 81
Repeal: “Condemn Anthony Delasanta”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #79 “Condemn Anthony Delasanta” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The World Assembly,
BELIEVING that violent hate crimes are detestable and condemnation-worthy,
FURTHER BELIEVING that any nation or region that the World Assembly condemns should be a profound if not epitomic example of a truly abominable influence,
NOTING that almost all documentations of Anthony Delasantas activity are extremely brief and lack enough detail to be considered credible by an organization as official as the World Assembly,
EMPLOYING, as an example of the aforementioned concern, the notion that Anthony Delasanta was able to annihilate over a hundred million Muslims in a matter of days from within its own population,
DISCERNING that Anthony Delasantas claims to have committed such an act are accompanied by very little detailed documentation, that the slaughter of over one hundred million people in a matter of days is practically impossible unless massively destructive forces (which would not be readily or realistically available to the nation of Anthony Delasanta at the time) were employed, and that, at the time this feat was supposedly accomplished, 100 million people would have been a vast portion of the nations population and, because of their sheer numbers, would have been a formidable adversary to those attempting to exterminate them,
DETERMINING that, based on how utterly absurd this claim is and based on how little quality evidence of its occurrence actually exists, it could not have played out in this exact fashion and is perhaps a trumped up or entirely false claim made by the government of Anthony Delasanta,
BELIEVING that Anthony Delasantas decisions as delegate of Ganar are hardly worth condemning; establishing a flag that the founder disagreed with is a petty thing to condemn, banning nations affiliated with an enemy region (which is also, consequentially, the region in which the author of this condemnation resides) is fairly typical and not necessarily something to frown upon, and suppressing messages which may threaten a delegates position is very common,
FURTHER NOTING that those in direct control of the government of Fischistan and those in direct control of the government of Anthony Delasanta are closely connected and suspecting this condemnation of being an opportunistic stunt pulled by the government of Fischistan to forward the nations own private interests,
CONDLUDING that, since the documentation of Anthony Delasantas actions is so horrendously flawed and cannot be considered accurate by the World Assembly, since Anthony Delasantas actions as delegate of Ganar are not outrageous, and since this condemnation is tainted by a potentially partisan and petty agenda due to the connection between the author and the target, the condemnation must be struck from the World Assemblys records,
HEREBY REPEALS the condemnation of Anthony Delasanta.
Passed: |
For: | 8,036 | 82.8% |
Against: | 1,672 | 17.2% |
General Assembly Resolution # 185
Repeal: “WA Copyright Charter”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
General Assembly Resolution #61 “WA Copyright Charter” (Category: Education and Creativity; Area of Effect: Artistic) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
BELIEVING the people have a right to partake in their own culture
UNDERSTANDING that the primary purpose of copyright is to promote the creation of new works;
NOTING that it is very difficult to motivate people who have been dead for a quarter century;
PUZZLED why the World Assembly nonetheless insists upon this as the minimum term for copyright;
CONCERNED that the wording of the resolution forces a system of guilt until proven innocence in the case of fair use, which runs contrary to the legal systems of many member nations;
WHOLEHEARTEDLY BELIEVING that, other than the aforementioned flaws, the resolution is well written and strikes a decent balance between the rights of the people and the promotion of creativity;
HOPING a similar resolution will be promptly passed, with the aforementioned flaws addressed;
The World Assembly hereby repeals Resolution #61, World Assembly Copyright Charter.
Passed: |
For: | 8,880 | 82.8% |
Against: | 1,851 | 17.2% |
General Assembly Resolution # 186
Medical Provisions in Blockade
A resolution to reduce barriers to free trade and commerce.
The General Assembly,
UNDERSTANDING that, in the course of international politics and trade, nations may at times place blockades on other nations,
HESITANTLY ACKNOWLEDGING that this unregulated practice may serve as a detriment to those living within an embargoed nation, insofar as member-states may not be able to effectively provide quality healthcare for their citizens.
ASSERTING that sapient life should be considered a higher priority than international politics,
The World Assembly therefore;
DEFINES, for the purposes of this resolution:
"Medical supplies" as any item or collection of items that are used in the delivery of medical advice and/or analysis, as well as the maintenance of general health, inclusive of, but not limited to : medications, medicinal clothing, apparel, surgical equipment, medical examination devices, and medical reference;
"Professional medical personnel" as any qualified individual (or group thereof) that delivers medical advice, assistance and/or examination as a primary part of their job.
PROHIBITS the blocking of any transport that is conveying medical supplies and/or professional medical personnel; however, any transport that is attempting to convey any product besides the aforementioned is not covered under the provisions of this resolution.
MANDATES that member-nations, on the occasion where medical supplies and/or professional medical personnel are transported alongside other items during a blockade, to arrange the collection and transport into national borders of said medical supplies and/or professional medical personnel, at an agreed point close to, but on their originating side of, the nation's borders.
CHARGES the World Health Authority and national health organizations with the following duties:
a. Assuring the safe transportation of medical supplies and professional medical personnel to and in blockaded member-nations; and
b. Dispensing medical supplies and professional medical personnel transported under these terms among the populace of the blockaded member-nation on a per-needs basis, ensuring that said medical supplies are used for non-military, medical purposes, and said professional medical personnel are not assigned to military positions.
MANDATES that governments of blockaded member-nations do not interfere with transportation and dispensation of medical supplies and professional medical personnel within their borders, unless assisting in the transportation and dispensation under the supervision and direction of the World Health Authority and national health authorities.
Passed: |
For: | 9,583 | 84.9% |
Against: | 1,699 | 15.1% |
Security Council Resolution # 82
Repeal: “Liberate Catholic”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #80 “Liberate Catholic” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
Recognizing that the military forces that occupied the region of Catholic withdrew two days after the passage of Resolution 80, "Liberate Catholic," thereby allowing the native government to resume power,
Applauding the liberation resolution for accomplishing its goal of preventing Catholic from being totally destroyed,
Realizing that the same liberation resolution now prevents the native delegate of Catholic from password protecting the region, which greatly threatens the security of Catholic in the future,
Believing that all regions, especially populous regions like Catholic, should be able to defend themselves against threats of invasion,
Repeals Security Council Resolution 80, "Liberate Catholic."
Coauthor: Devoted Decons
Passed: |
For: | 8,064 | 79.5% |
Against: | 2,074 | 20.5% |