Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 83
Condemn Automagfreek
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Recognizing Automagfreek as one of the most destructive and violent nations present in international incidents since its creation on March 24th, 2003,
Bearing in mind that Automagfreek often threatens nations for trivial reasons. Automagfreek blatantly threatened to smash all that [Prekonate] held dear into total ruin and later invaded Prekonate after receiving a diplomatic message it found disrespectful; similar threats were made against Kulverint and Sharfghotten,
Further bearing in mind that Automagfreek has threatened to destroy members of organizations for sharing the same name as organizations it has founded (i.e., NATO, NWO) and threatened other bidders in a United Gordonopia oil field auction,
Recalling that Automagfreek often declares war simply for the purpose of human sacrifice (often demanding an absurd number of sacrifices, e.g. ten billion souls) for its god of war,
Noting with regret that Automagfreek has taken a violent stance against Christianity domestically and internationally; (1) Automagfreek has ordered local Christian priests to be mutilated with swords or dragged by vehicles through urban areas, (2) Automagfreek invaded Free Missouri because of the widespread practice of Christianity within the nation, (3) Automagfreek involved itself with the Nordic Civil War to commit genocide against a Christian uprising,
Shocked by Automagfreeks brutal torture of Father David Marcellus, a Freekish Christian leader, and of Queen Cecilia of British Londinium in the nations infamous torture chamber, The Halls of the Dead; Reports suggest that Queen Cecilias skull was displayed on a stake in front of the Freekish Great Hall and her body ground into dog food,
Disgusted by Automagfreeks Flesh for Fuel program that used dead enemy soldiers to fuel Automagfreek military vehicles,
Understanding that the unjustified invasion of Sharfghotten was regarded as a way for Gholgoth, Automagfreeks region, to re-assert itself as an international powerhouse and was deemed The Great Crusade,
Recognizing that Automagfreek has attempted to dominate smaller nations through the establishment of the Brimstone Pact, which, through its deceptive and devious wording and hierarchical system (designed to keep smaller nations bound by the Pact but out of its administrative positions), organized a large group of superpowers to defeat smaller imperialist nations and attempted to force new alliances to register in order to keep them within the superpowers' sphere of influence,
Mindful of the fact that, for similar reasoning, Automagfreek targeted commercial and civilian maritime traffic in and threatened to rain suffering and death upon member nations of The United League of Nations (ULN), an alliance of seventy-seven smaller nations dedicated to mutual defence, providing disaster relief, and combating terrorism,
Convinced that the history of Automagfreek as led by its Supreme Warlord is full of needless warmongering and genocidal activity that reveals two overarching motifs in Automagfreeks behavior: a need to assert and continually reaffirm its superiority through bloodshed and violent religious beliefs,
Hereby Condemns Automagfreek.
Co-authored by A mean old man.
Passed: |
For: | 8,316 | 85.5% |
Against: | 1,411 | 14.5% |
Security Council Resolution # 84
Repeal: “Liberate Islam”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #25 “Liberate Islam” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
RECOGNIZING the nations of Justice4Islam, The Kaaba, and Iron bark as having been under the control of raider nation and former delegate of NAZI EUROPE, "Oh My Days," when they were used to pass this resolution,
NOTING that the actions of Oh my days corrupted the good intentions of the nations which passed the liberation, which supposedly sought to protect it from foreign forces that threatened the region members' rights as an independent community,
BELIEVING that, if Islam is to be truly liberated from all threats to its security and is to build a stable and legitimate community, the region must have the capability to lock itself down and refound to attain a new, native founder nation and to free itself from its inactive founder nation which was controlled and subsequently (and deliberately) eliminated by Oh My Days,
THANKFUL that Oh My Days did not claim the region in the name of NAZI EUROPE when the region was refounded, though noting that, if Oh My Days was to restore the nation which refounded Islam and take control of it once again, Oh My Days could demolish the region entirely or use it for the nations own agenda,
AWARE that members of the region have unsuccessfully attempted to repeal this liberation in the past and seeking to achieve for them what they wanted but were unable to attain,
HEREBY REPEALS Liberate Islam.
Co-authored by A mean old man
Passed: |
For: | 7,327 | 71.7% |
Against: | 2,896 | 28.3% |
Security Council Resolution # 85
Liberate Nationalist Union
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
RECOGNISING a regions right to self-determination,
APPLAUDING Nationalist Unions long community history,
DECRYING the occupation of Nationalist Union by extremist left-wing forces from Antifa,
EXPRESSING dismay at the use of a password to systematically remove the members of Nationalist Union from their home,
BELIEVING that this constitutes a threat to Nationalist Unions very existence,
HEREBY Liberates Nationalist Union
Passed: | |
For: | 5,859 | 59.7% |
Against: | 3,962 | 40.3% |
Security Council Resolution # 86
Commend The NationStates Community
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The World Assembly,
OBSERVING that on 1 April 2012, and the hours immediately before and after, the communication company used by all the nations of the world to contact one another offered shares of itself in proportion to national population,
FURTHER OBSERVING that an international organization, OMG INC, was created to allow for the largest share holder, and thus controller of power, to be a single nation representative of the entire world which would be answerable to the desires of the world,
CLARIFYING that OMG INC was managed in a manner of 'one nation, one vote' and made decisions based on the votes of all nations willing to cast a ballot, not just those controlling the shares,
NOTING that the nation of The NationStates Community was the chosen representative of OMG INC by democratic election due to the belief the name represented the community of nation states OMG INC hoped to achieve,
FURTHER NOTING that many of a significant portion of the world backed The NationStates Community and OMG INC,
ACKNOWLEDGING that the original owner the communications company praised OMG INC and The NationStates Community for its efforts and world-wide, democratic ideals,
FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGING that said original owner then changed the conditions of the share offering and trade their shares to the The NationStates Community in order to give The NationStates community the position of largest shareholder,
RECOGNIZING that it would be impractical to commend all nations involved within OMG INC and a commendation would be better served being given to their own chosen representative,
BELIEVING that the goal of a democratic organization representing the nations of the world in business affairs is a commendable goal which coincides with the purpose of the Security Council and the World Assembly as a whole,
HEREBY commends The NationStates Community
Passed: | |
For: | 6,353 | 60.4% |
Against: | 4,157 | 39.6% |
Security Council Resolution # 87
Commend Warzone Codger
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
RECOGNIZING the nation of Warzone Codger as a leader of great caliber when all odds were against success.
OBSERVING the endless efforts in rescuing and recruiting lost, rejected, and dislocated nations to join a Warzone and providing a stable environment for them were none should exist.
RECOGNIZING the time and effort spent carving out an oasis of hope in a blasted wasteland.
PROFESSING the message of peace and unity that was instilled in all nations that had the pleasure of dealing with Warzone Codger.
PRAISING the smooth hand of diplomacy and purpose that kept invaders at bay for so long.
CELEBRATING the accomplishment of holding the position of regional delegate of a Warzone for no less than 365 days.
PRAISING the value of the contribution Warzone Codger has given to Warzone Airspace.
PROCLAIMING the nation of Warzone Codger be recognized with commendation that is both earned and deserved.
HEREBY COMMENDS Warzone Codger
Passed: |
For: | 7,588 | 77.3% |
Against: | 2,225 | 22.7% |