Security Council Resolutions

Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.

Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.

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SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION # 81

Repeal "Condemn Anthony Delasanta"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
 

Category: Repeal

Resolution: SC#79

Proposed by: A mean old man

Description: WA Security Council Resolution #79: Condemn Anthony Delasanta shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: The World Assembly,

BELIEVING that violent hate crimes are detestable and condemnation-worthy,

FURTHER BELIEVING that any nation or region that the World Assembly condemns should be a profound if not epitomic example of a truly abominable influence,

NOTING that almost all documentations of Anthony Delasanta’s activity are extremely brief and lack enough detail to be considered credible by an organization as official as the World Assembly,

EMPLOYING, as an example of the aforementioned concern, the notion that Anthony Delasanta was able to annihilate “over a hundred million Muslims … in a matter of days” from within its own population,

DISCERNING that Anthony Delasanta’s claims to have committed such an act are accompanied by very little detailed documentation, that the slaughter of over one hundred million people in a matter of days is practically impossible unless massively destructive forces (which would not be readily or realistically available to the nation of Anthony Delasanta at the time) were employed, and that, at the time this feat was supposedly accomplished, 100 million people would have been a vast portion of the nation’s population and, because of their sheer numbers, would have been a formidable adversary to those attempting to exterminate them,

DETERMINING that, based on how utterly absurd this claim is and based on how little quality evidence of its occurrence actually exists, it could not have played out in this exact fashion and is perhaps a trumped up or entirely false claim made by the government of Anthony Delasanta,

BELIEVING that Anthony Delasanta’s decisions as delegate of Ganar are hardly worth condemning; establishing a flag that the founder disagreed with is a petty thing to condemn, banning nations affiliated with an enemy region (which is also, consequentially, the region in which the author of this condemnation resides) is fairly typical and not necessarily something to frown upon, and suppressing messages which may threaten a delegate’s position is very common,

FURTHER NOTING that those in direct control of the government of Fischistan and those in direct control of the government of Anthony Delasanta are closely connected and suspecting this condemnation of being an opportunistic stunt pulled by the government of Fischistan to forward the nation’s own private interests,

CONDLUDING that, since the documentation of Anthony Delasanta’s actions is so horrendously flawed and cannot be considered accurate by the World Assembly, since Anthony Delasanta’s actions as delegate of Ganar are not outrageous, and since this condemnation is tainted by a potentially partisan and petty agenda due to the connection between the author and the target, the condemnation must be struck from the World Assembly’s records,

HEREBY REPEALS the condemnation of Anthony Delasanta.

Votes For: 8,036 (83%)
Votes Against: 1,672 (17%)

Implemented: Wed Mar 7 2012

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION # 82

Repeal "Liberate Catholic"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
 

Category: Repeal

Resolution: SC#80

Proposed by: Christian Democrats

Description: WA Security Council Resolution #80: Liberate Catholic shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: The Security Council,

Recognizing that the military forces that occupied the region of Catholic withdrew two days after the passage of Resolution 80, "Liberate Catholic," thereby allowing the native government to resume power,

Applauding the liberation resolution for accomplishing its goal of preventing Catholic from being totally destroyed,

Realizing that the same liberation resolution now prevents the native delegate of Catholic from password protecting the region, which greatly threatens the security of Catholic in the future,

Believing that all regions, especially populous regions like Catholic, should be able to defend themselves against threats of invasion,

Repeals Security Council Resolution 80, "Liberate Catholic."

Coauthor: Devoted Decons

Votes For: 8,064 (80%)
Votes Against: 2,074 (20%)

Implemented: Tue Mar 13 2012

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION # 83

Condemn Automagfreek

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
 

Category: Condemnation

Nominee: Automagfreek

Proposed by: Unibotian WA Mission

Description: The Security Council,

Recognizing Automagfreek as one of the most destructive and violent nations present in international incidents since its creation on March 24th, 2003,

Bearing in mind that Automagfreek often threatens nations for trivial reasons. Automagfreek blatantly threatened to “smash all that [Prekonate] held dear into total ruin” and later invaded Prekonate after receiving a diplomatic message it found “disrespectful”; similar threats were made against Kulverint and Sharfghotten,

Further bearing in mind that Automagfreek has threatened to destroy members of organizations for sharing the same name as organizations it has founded (i.e., NATO, NWO) and threatened other bidders in a United Gordonopia oil field auction,

Recalling that Automagfreek often declares war simply for the purpose of human sacrifice (often demanding an absurd number of sacrifices, e.g. “ten billion souls”) for its god of war,

Noting with regret that Automagfreek has taken a violent stance against Christianity domestically and internationally; (1) Automagfreek has ordered local Christian priests to be mutilated with swords or dragged by vehicles through urban areas, (2) Automagfreek invaded Free Missouri because of the widespread practice of Christianity within the nation, (3) Automagfreek involved itself with the Nordic Civil War to commit genocide against a Christian uprising,

Shocked by Automagfreek’s brutal torture of Father David Marcellus, a Freekish Christian leader, and of Queen Cecilia of British Londinium in the nation’s infamous torture chamber, “The Halls of the Dead;” Reports suggest that Queen Cecilia’s skull was displayed on a stake in front of the Freekish Great Hall and her body ground into dog food,

Disgusted by Automagfreek’s “Flesh for Fuel” program that used dead enemy soldiers to fuel Automagfreek military vehicles,

Understanding that the unjustified invasion of Sharfghotten was regarded as a way for Gholgoth, Automagfreek’s region, to “re-assert itself as an international powerhouse” and was deemed “The Great Crusade”,

Recognizing that Automagfreek has attempted to dominate smaller nations through the establishment of the Brimstone Pact, which, through its deceptive and devious wording and hierarchical system (designed to keep smaller nations bound by the Pact but out of its administrative positions), organized a large group of superpowers to defeat smaller imperialist nations and attempted to force new alliances to register in order to keep them within the superpowers' sphere of influence,

Mindful of the fact that, for similar reasoning, Automagfreek targeted commercial and civilian maritime traffic in and threatened to rain “suffering and death” upon member nations of “The United League of Nations” (ULN), an alliance of seventy-seven smaller nations dedicated to mutual defence, providing disaster relief, and combating terrorism,

Convinced that the history of Automagfreek as led by its “Supreme Warlord” is full of needless warmongering and genocidal activity that reveals two overarching motifs in Automagfreek’s behavior: a need to assert and continually reaffirm its superiority through bloodshed and violent religious beliefs,

Hereby Condemns Automagfreek.

Co-authored by A mean old man.

Votes For: 8,316 (85%)
Votes Against: 1,411 (15%)

Implemented: Fri Mar 23 2012

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION # 84

Repeal "Liberate Islam"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
 

Category: Repeal

Resolution: SC#25

Proposed by: Jeux II

Description: WA Security Council Resolution #25: Liberate Islam shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: The Security Council,

RECOGNIZING the nations of Justice4Islam, The Kaaba, and Iron bark as having been under the control of raider nation and former delegate of NAZI EUROPE, "Oh My Days," when they were used to pass this resolution,

NOTING that the actions of Oh my days corrupted the good intentions of the nations which passed the liberation, which supposedly sought to protect it from foreign forces that threatened the region members' rights as an independent community,

BELIEVING that, if Islam is to be truly “liberated” from all threats to its security and is to build a stable and legitimate community, the region must have the capability to lock itself down and refound to attain a new, “native” founder nation and to free itself from its inactive founder nation which was controlled and subsequently (and deliberately) eliminated by Oh My Days,

THANKFUL that Oh My Days did not claim the region in the name of NAZI EUROPE when the region was refounded, though noting that, if Oh My Days was to restore the nation which refounded Islam and take control of it once again, Oh My Days could demolish the region entirely or use it for the nation’s own agenda,

AWARE that members of the region have unsuccessfully attempted to repeal this liberation in the past and seeking to achieve for them what they wanted but were unable to attain,

HEREBY REPEALS “Liberate Islam.”

Co-authored by The FISH-Choked Lawn of A mean old man

Votes For: 7,327 (72%)
Votes Against: 2,896 (28%)

Implemented: Fri Apr 6 2012

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION # 85

* REPEALED *

Liberate Nationalist Union

A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
 

Category: Liberation

Nominee (region): Nationalist Union

Proposed by: Oh my days

Description: RECOGNISING a region’s right to self-determination,

APPLAUDING Nationalist Union’s long community history,

DECRYING the occupation of Nationalist Union by extremist left-wing forces from Antifa,

EXPRESSING dismay at the use of a password to systematically remove the members of Nationalist Union from their home,

BELIEVING that this constitutes a threat to Nationalist Union’s very existence,

HEREBY Liberates Nationalist Union

Votes For: 5,859 (60%)
Votes Against: 3,962 (40%)

Implemented: Tue Apr 10 2012

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