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The No Man's Land of No TV and No Beer |
“Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!”
| Category: Corporate Police State | ||
| Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
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Location: Texas |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The No Man's Land of No TV and No Beer is a gargantuan, devout nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.557 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.
Political activists are routinely executed, much of No TV and No Beer's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, vanity is considered the eigth cardinal virtue, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. No TV and No Beer's national animal is the Crazy Homer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the tree-fiddy.
No TV and No Beer is ranked 18th in the region and 2,037th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day, 12 hours ago
- 55 days ago:
No TV and No Beer lodged a message at Texas Civil Headquarters. - 85 days ago:
No TV and No Beer lodged a message at Texas Civil Headquarters. - 86 days ago:
No TV and No Beer lodged a message at Texas Civil Headquarters. - 92 days ago:
No TV and No Beer lodged a message at Texas Civil Headquarters. - 165 days ago:
No TV and No Beer altered its national flag. - 208 days ago:
No TV and No Beer relocated from Feudal Japan to Texas. - 208 days ago:
No TV and No Beer relocated from Texas to Feudal Japan. - 334 days ago:
No TV and No Beer relocated from Axis of Absurdity to Texas. - 394 days ago:
No TV and No Beer relocated from Lazarus to Axis of Absurdity. - 394 days ago:
No TV and No Beer was refounded.

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