Population | 34.985 billion |
Capital | Neo Kervoskia City |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | kersvos |
Animal | oppressor monkey |
The Formerly Great Satan of Neo Kervoskia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 34.985 billion Neo Kervoskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Kervoskia City. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Neo Kervoskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,940 trillion kersvos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,468 kersvos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military has quashed a recent coup attempt, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Kervoskia's national animal is the oppressor monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
Neo Kervoskia is ranked 48,179th in the world and 1,230th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.6 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neo Kervoskia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Neo Kervoskia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Classified information.
- : Neo Kervoskia was endorsed by The Empire of Sealand newam.
- : Neo Kervoskia was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
- : Neo Kervoskia was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Empire of Lettuce.
- : Neo Kervoskia was endorsed by The Keyboard Smacking Black Cat of Dakota.
- : Neo Kervoskia was endorsed by The Jellyfish in the Sky of Nocryae.
- : Neo Kervoskia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Neo Kervoskia was endorsed by One of the drunks.
- : Neo Kervoskia was endorsed by The Floating Island Reality of Main Page.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » New Anarchisticstan, Chocolatistan, Fauzjhia, Nadarena, Arctic Lands, Andromeda Islands, Falangist Quebec, TorNaGul, Orcuo, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Empire of Lettuce, Northern Estrian Islands, and Sealand newam.