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The Federal Republic of Zyrcrestia

“Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands


The Federal Republic of Zyrcrestia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by its president with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.098 billion Zyrcrestians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zyrtulai. The average income tax rate is 14%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Zyrcrestia's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the Zyrcrestia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyrcrestia's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the zyrce.

Zyrcrestia is ranked 973rd in 10000 Islands and 115,754th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring -4 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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