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Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federal Republic of Zyrcrestia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by its president with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.965 billion Zyrcrestians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zyrtulai. The average income tax rate is 31.8%.

The strong Zyrcrestian economy, worth 499 trillion zyrces a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 50,167 zyrces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyrcrestia's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zyrcrestia is ranked 454th in 10000 Islands and 27,144th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 6 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 4 days ago: Zyrcrestia endorsed The I-Empire of AdyLand.
  • 5 days ago: Zyrcrestia was endorsed by The I-Empire of AdyLand.
  • 5 days ago: Zyrcrestia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Zyrcrestia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.

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