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The Final Fit of Zyonn

“There's No Devil - That's Just God When He's Drunk.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23.401 billion Zyonnites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,805 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 77,166 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It's always rabbit season, Zyonn has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 5th in the Rejected Realms and 285th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,357.95 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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