“There's No Devil - That's Just God When He's Drunk.”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Diplomat
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, intelligent population of 22.819 billion Zyonnites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Euthanasia is legal, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, students in Zyonn's schools rarely attend their classes, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is cat worship, and its currency is the question mark.
Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago
- 9 hours ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Republic of Golarion.
- 20 hours ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The United Socialist Owls of The Russian Federation and Soviet Union.
- 1 day 2 hours ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The United Centrist States of Rabotnikisoyedinennyye.
- 1 day 3 hours ago: Zyonn endorsed The Principality of Merovingea.
- 1 day 3 hours ago: Zyonn endorsed The Free Land of Unity of Arios.
- 1 day 3 hours ago: Zyonn endorsed The Federation of Republic of Chonggo.
- 1 day 3 hours ago: Zyonn endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of Aventuria Bay.
- 1 day 3 hours ago: Zyonn endorsed The United States of Marelda.
- 1 day 3 hours ago: Zyonn endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of LapuLapu01.
- 1 day 3 hours ago: Zyonn endorsed The Presidential Republic of Riopiel.
Endorsements Received: 84 » --Camila--, Zdravstvuite, Empirix, Byzant, Romosia, Warvick, Trawa, Republic of Awesome-istan, Unavailable, Kandarin, Logibict, Shuddera, The Monarchmobile, The Isle of Fruit, The Citizens Commonwealth, Ouranberg, Indira, Raguzert, The Fifth Reich of Nazi Germany, Liuchong, Bvriania, Brahms, Cosignant, Stabilitatem, Vestr-Norig, Cymbru, Azrkyrtovaken, Perfect Sublime Masters, Al Bessarabia, Mordillan Empire, The United American Empire, Keefenstein, Phalangetopia, Adridia, Kingdom of the Crow, Covenlore, Crazy Firemen, Cocaine factory island, Iramerica, The holy isles, The Argentinian Regime, Xii, Hurbania, Sedgistan, Askill, Nultsia, Addled Braintopia, Ochone, Cornonor, Terdalandia, and 34 others.Unibot III, Prezelly, Pactra, MonkeyAndy, Blue Lagoon Island, Smurflandia, Bunnelia, Hemingford, Marohi Erqi, Huerussia, Marrow Wind, Ridalja, Amartarepublic, Asgaardia, Rolf harris, Arutiise, Shadolio, Moerderreich, The Sol Ecumene, Sarotte, The Evil Little Gummy Bears, Democratica, YouWorld, Old Hope, Ghojingles, Lopea, Cantulia, Spanglanisthan, Brunerist Delegate, Hallowell, Farmora, Eight Hippopotamuses, The Russian Federation and Soviet Union, and Golarion.