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The Final Fit of Zyonn

“There's No Devil - That's Just God When He's Drunk.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.2 billion Zyonnites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

It's always rabbit season, Zyonn has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is cat worship, and its currency is the question mark.

Zyonn is ranked 2,559th in the Rejected Realms and 115,343rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -19 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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