“There's No Devil - That's Just God When He's Drunk.”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Diplomat
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 22.642 billion Zyonnites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Euthanasia is legal, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, students in Zyonn's schools rarely attend their classes, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is cat worship, and its currency is the question mark.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago
- 1 day 5 hours ago: Zyonn's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Diplomat".
- 1 day 12 hours ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Theocracy of The majestic Diminutive Agnostic Communi.
- 4 days ago: Zyonn endorsed The Societa per Azioni of Lamborghini Murcielago.
- 4 days ago: Zyonn endorsed The United States of Democratica.
- 8 days ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The United States of Democratica.
- 9 days ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Societa per Azioni of Lamborghini Murcielago.
- 12 days ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Kingdom of The Evil Little Gummy Bears.
- 13 days ago: Zyonn lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- 13 days ago: Zyonn endorsed The Aviation Community of Shadolio.
- 13 days ago: Zyonn endorsed The Republic of 87 Ideas.
Endorsements Received: 88 » --Camila--, Zdravstvuite, Empirix, Byzant, Romosia, Warvick, Trawa, Republic of Awesome-istan, Unavailable, Kandarin, Logibict, Shuddera, The Monarchmobile, The Isle of Fruit, The Citizens Commonwealth, Ouranberg, Indira, Raguzert, The Fifth Reich of Nazi Germany, Rovillia, Liuchong, Bvriania, Brahms, Cosignant, Stabilitatem, Vestr-Norig, Cymbru, Azrkyrtovaken, Perfect Sublime Masters, Al Bessarabia, Mordillan Empire, The United American Empire, Keefenstein, Phalangetopia, Adridia, Kingdom of the Crow, Covenlore, Hippolandia, Crazy Firemen, Cocaine factory island, Seanandria, Iramerica, The holy isles, The Argentinian Regime, Xii, Hurbania, The Russian Federation and Soviet Union, Sedgistan, Askill, Nultsia, and 38 others.Addled Braintopia, Luso Empire, The Dictorship of Nobodies, Ochone, Cornonor, Terdalandia, Unibot III, Prezelly, Pactra, World Assembly Office of Yohannes, MonkeyAndy, Blue Lagoon Island, Smurflandia, The Real Ghost, Bunnelia, Hallowell, Hemingford, Marohi Erqi, Huerussia, Smokey forest, Marrow Wind, Dark Fire, Ridalja, Amartarepublic, Asgaardia, Rolf harris, Arutiise, Ouearotion, Shadolio, 87 Ideas, Elysium Of Heroes, Moerderreich, The Sol Ecumene, Sarotte, The Evil Little Gummy Bears, Lamborghini Murcielago, Democratica, and The majestic Diminutive Agnostic Communi.