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The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.613 billion Zyonnites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,819 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 77,060 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It's always rabbit season, Zyonn has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 2,416th in the Rejected Realms and 123,101st in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -401 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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