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The Final Fit of Zyonn

“There's No Devil - That's Just God When He's Drunk.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Final Fit of Zyonn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.804 billion, 6.272 billion of whom are zombies, Zyonnites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Euthanasia is legal, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, students in Zyonn's schools rarely attend their classes, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is cat worship, and its currency is the question mark.

Zyonn is ranked 3,119th in the Rejected Realms and 112,996th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -19 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Zyonn is currently researching a cure.

People: 531,934,505

Zombies: 6,272,185,260

Dead: 16,085,005,753

Survival Rate: 2.32%

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