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The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.262 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,301 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 91,114 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned rejected kittieball fields, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, prudishness is on the way out, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Dianastan for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 2,860th in the Rejected Realms and 133,220th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.015 Stalins.

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