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The Final Fit of Zyonn

“There's No Devil - That's Just God When He's Drunk.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 19.756 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", the nation leads the Rejected Realms in per capita stalking, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the question mark.

Zyonn is ranked 9th in the Rejected Realms and 603rd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 305 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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