The Final Fit of
New York Times Democracy
There's No Devil - That's Just God When He's Drunk.
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.779 billion Zyonnites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 77,177 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', cars are banned from built-up areas, airport security is provided by private companies, and government officials across Zyonn are being "encouraged" to adopt rejected kitties to set an example for the populace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 46th in the Rejected Realms and 2,696th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 12 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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