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The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.674 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,340 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 91,145 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned rejected kittieball fields, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, prudishness is on the way out, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Dianastan for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 76th in the Rejected Realms and 4,393rd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 320.141 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

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