“There's No Devil - That's Just God When He's Drunk.”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Envoy
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23.401 billion Zyonnites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,805 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 77,166 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
It's always rabbit season, Zyonn has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.
Zyonn is ranked 5th in the Rejected Realms and 285th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,357.95 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago
- 3 hours ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Liberal Republic of Avirum.
- 6 hours ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Black Hordes.
- 7 hours ago: Zyonn lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- 1 day ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Dominion of Asada Shino.
- 1 day 15 hours ago: Zyonn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 1%).
- 1 day 16 hours ago: Zyonn was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 1%).
- 2 days 4 hours ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The WA Gnomes' Willing Bitch of Omigodtheyclonedkenny.
- 2 days 7 hours ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Empire of The Austria-Hungary.
- 3 days 14 hours ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Empire of MilWis.
- 6 days ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Colony of Planetmind.
Endorsements Received: 84 » --Camila--, Zdravstvuite, Empirix, Byzant, Romosia, Trawa, Republic of Awesome-istan, Unavailable, Logibict, Shuddera, The Monarchmobile, The Citizens Commonwealth, Ouranberg, Indira, Raguzert, The Fifth Reich of Nazi Germany, Liuchong, Bvriania, Cosignant, Stabilitatem, Vestr-Norig, Azrkyrtovaken, Perfect Sublime Masters, The United American Empire, Keefenstein, Phalangetopia, Covenlore, Crazy Firemen, Iramerica, The holy isles, The Argentinian Regime, Sedgistan, Addled Braintopia, Unibot III, Pactra, MonkeyAndy, Hemingford, Marohi Erqi, Marrow Wind, Ridalja, Moerderreich, The Sol Ecumene, Sarotte, YouWorld, Old Hope, Ghojingles, Lopea, Spanglanisthan, Eight Hippopotamuses, The Russian Federation and Soviet Union, and 34 others.Golarion, Unity of Arios, The Grand Army of Vladimir Putin the II, The tiny dot, Tyflugian, Watertopia, The Real Ghost, Farmora, Sapherius, Salbard, Pan-Euroasia, North Shamooia, Alpha Centauri 1, Jacobstopia, Loftegen, Volchekia, Peterkastan, Zalodia, Ghialeed, McStanistan, Irisa, ROBLOXianz, Stronghollow, Luso Empire, Espella, Karolingia, The Claybourne States, Planetmind, MilWis, The Austria-Hungary, Omigodtheyclonedkenny, Asada Shino, Black Hordes, and Avirum.