Most Cheerful Citizens: 137th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 275th Best Weather: 283rd
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The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.177 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,372 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 128,843 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned rejected kittieball fields, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, prudishness is on the way out, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Dianastan for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 191,245th in the world and 4,514th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -407.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 275thBest Weather: 283rdMost Beautiful Environments: 313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 402ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 415thNicest Citizens: 430thMost Influential: 519thLongest Average Lifespans: 527thSmartest Citizens: 649thMost Stationary: 694thMost Advanced Public Education: 953rdMost Rebellious Youth: 991stLargest Populations: 994thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,416thMost Pacifist: 1,470thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,496thHighest Economic Output: 1,658thMost Cultured: 1,741stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,803rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,184thHealthiest Citizens: 2,312thSafest: 2,488thLargest Governments: 2,618thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,649thLowest Crime Rates: 4,494thMost Devout: 6,242ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,413thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,655thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,903rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,578thTop
Most Inclusive: 10,697thMost Developed: 14,551stHighest Average Incomes: 14,631stHighest Poor Incomes: 17,508th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 102nd in the regionMost Devout: 122nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 140th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 170th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 240th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 273rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 315th in the regionMost Politically Free: 349th in the region

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