Most Cheerful Citizens: 139th Best Weather: 303rd Most Beautiful Environments: 338th
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The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.674 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,436 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 128,844 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned rejected kittieball fields, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, prudishness is on the way out, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Dianastan for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 16,162nd in the world and 287th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 74.87 on the Human Development Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 139thBest Weather: 303rdMost Beautiful Environments: 338thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 349thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 406thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 459thNicest Citizens: 467thMost Influential: 561stLongest Average Lifespans: 600thMost Stationary: 682ndSmartest Citizens: 694thLargest Populations: 990thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,043rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,046thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,603rdMost Pacifist: 1,608thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,683rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,728thMost Cultured: 1,926thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,945thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,971stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,023rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,426thHealthiest Citizens: 2,500thSafest: 2,551stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,717thLargest Governments: 2,889thLowest Crime Rates: 4,692ndMost Devout: 6,341stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,924thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,371stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,163rdTop
Most Inclusive: 12,576thMost Developed: 16,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,275th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 69th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 116th in the regionMost Devout: 134th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionMost Inclusive: 213th in the regionMost Politically Free: 252nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zyonn's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Zyonn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Zyonn's influence in The Rejected Realms fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Zyonn's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Zyonn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Zyonn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Zyonn was endorsed by The Free Land of Haberdasher.
  • : Zyonn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Zyonn was endorsed by The Republic of Tewhijan.
  • : Zyonn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 128 » Zdravstvuite, Empirix, Byzant, Romosia, Republic of Awesome-istan, Shuddera, The Citizens Commonwealth, Ouranberg, Indira, Raguzert, Liuchong, Perfect Sublime Masters, Crazy Firemen, Pactra, MonkeyAndy, The Sol Ecumene, Sarotte, Old Hope, Lopea, Jacobstopia, Zalodia, McStanistan, Holiania, Borlian, Rabidragonia, Farrakhan, Beezertopia, The Dominion of The Dominion, Razorback, Salikawood, Detoxin, Stentaria, Congratuverylation, Caneighda, Capitalist Paradise, Confederated Autonomies, PELN, Svyatoy Molnii, Adab, Kingdom of Lyon, Saundie, Chilum, Mongo-Highlander, Kalmuci, Amaestris, Cocaine factory island, Bowiemoria, Libetarian Republics, Grand Hessia, Danstin, and 78 others.Unibot III, The tiny dot, Doormat to the Lord, The Horror Channel, Pastafarianism Is Love, The Leaf Land, Petrovskas, Tokitaku, Berlitria, Nekrosoto, The Dictorship of Nobodies, Crainia, Koraban, UKIMAR RBON, LPLTUKM, Afjohnistan, Berlinska, Occorus, Stabilitatem, Pettlland, Literallystalin, Adam Monroe, Equalitestria, Manifest Destiny 2, Ellsonian Dominion, Liberniea, Immortal Empire Of The Twin Dicks, Fuffopia, Apple Tartland, Toasteria, The Royal Kingdom of Mexico, Futoslavia, Vladak, Poteste, DEATH HOUSE, Anvola, Herewestand, Wolfsbane97761, New Europe Union, The Curious Republic of Gondour, Quonsland, Panormia, Maisie Belle, True Koreas Peoples Nation of Democracy, Pentaya, Courania, Sam41803, Gaizenland, Masters86, Flughaufen, UnagiPowa, 532610, Dragonrim, Novalium, 12 Gauge Diplomacy, Republica Gustavo, Gages Icelandic Army, Great Michigan Empire, The Slam Jam, Valeerah, OCEANIA3000, Herlinada, Texarabia, Robcook, Cleo and Topaz, Frelium, Xitshiate, Berkey Land, Lothagri, New Iredale, Jagameo, Andrzej Duda, The Naturalist States of America, Mandabuzz, The flatulent Isles, Hacksylvania, Tewhijan, and Haberdasher.

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