The Final Fit of
Civil Rights Lovefest
There's No Devil - That's Just God When He's Drunk.
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.122 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,260 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 93,725 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 722nd in the Rejected Realms and 35,722nd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 84 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics