“There's No Devil - That's Just God When He's Drunk.”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Diplomat
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 22.708 billion Zyonnites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Euthanasia is legal, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, students in Zyonn's schools rarely attend their classes, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is cat worship, and its currency is the question mark.
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days ago
- 1 day 20 hours ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The WA Gnomes' Willing Bitch of Omigodtheyclonedkenny.
- 2 days 1 hour ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Republic of Cantulia.
- 2 days 6 hours ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Republic of Lopea.
- 6 days ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Free Land of Aguiarzan.
- 6 days ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Oceanic Empire of Ghojingles.
- 6 days ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Republic of Libetarian Republics.
- 9 days ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Republic of Old Hope.
- 10 days ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Dictatorship of YouWorld.
- 10 days ago: Zyonn was endorsed by The Free Land of Lesser Fnordia.
- 12 days ago: Zyonn's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Diplomat".
Endorsements Received: 85 » --Camila--, Zdravstvuite, Empirix, Byzant, Romosia, Warvick, Trawa, Republic of Awesome-istan, Unavailable, Kandarin, Logibict, Shuddera, The Monarchmobile, The Isle of Fruit, The Citizens Commonwealth, Ouranberg, Indira, Raguzert, The Fifth Reich of Nazi Germany, Rovillia, Liuchong, Bvriania, Brahms, Cosignant, Stabilitatem, Vestr-Norig, Cymbru, Azrkyrtovaken, Perfect Sublime Masters, Al Bessarabia, Mordillan Empire, The United American Empire, Keefenstein, Phalangetopia, Adridia, Kingdom of the Crow, Covenlore, Hippolandia, Crazy Firemen, Cocaine factory island, Iramerica, The holy isles, The Argentinian Regime, Xii, Hurbania, Sedgistan, Askill, Nultsia, Addled Braintopia, Luso Empire, and 35 others.Ochone, Cornonor, Terdalandia, Unibot III, Prezelly, Pactra, MonkeyAndy, Blue Lagoon Island, Smurflandia, Bunnelia, Hallowell, Hemingford, Marohi Erqi, Huerussia, Marrow Wind, Ridalja, Amartarepublic, Asgaardia, Rolf harris, Arutiise, Ouearotion, Shadolio, 87 Ideas, Moerderreich, The Sol Ecumene, Sarotte, The Evil Little Gummy Bears, Lamborghini Murcielago, Democratica, YouWorld, Old Hope, Libetarian Republics, Ghojingles, Lopea, and Cantulia.