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The Final Fit of Zyonn

“There's No Devil - That's Just God When He's Drunk.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 21.703 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Euthanasia is legal, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, students in Zyonn's schools rarely attend their classes, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is cat worship, and its currency is the question mark.

Zyonn is ranked 300th in the Rejected Realms and 19,966th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 69 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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