Most Cheerful Citizens: 138th Best Weather: 314th Most Beautiful Environments: 360th
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The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.84 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,456 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 128,777 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned rejected kittieball fields, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, prudishness is on the way out, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Dianastan for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 9,988th in the world and 156th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,896.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 138thBest Weather: 314thMost Beautiful Environments: 360thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 408thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 463rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 477thNicest Citizens: 493rdMost Influential: 588thLongest Average Lifespans: 628thMost Stationary: 680thSmartest Citizens: 704thLargest Populations: 989thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,049thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,088thTop
Most Pacifist: 1,660thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,678thHighest Economic Output: 1,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,813thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,956thMost Cultured: 1,968thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,973rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,523rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,580thSafest: 2,589thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,781stLargest Governments: 3,022ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,756thMost Devout: 6,408thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,030thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 7,866thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,220thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,988thMost Inclusive: 12,713th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 87th in the regionMost Devout: 131st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 135th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 164th in the regionMost Inclusive: 218th in the regionMost Politically Free: 265th in the region

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