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The Kingdom of
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BANANA!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.055 billion Zxortanitesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.5%.

The strong Zxortanitesian economy, worth 863 trillion zxorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is an impressive 107,148 zxorts, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Zxortanites's pristine beaches, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zxortanites is ranked 2nd in The International Radiated Wasteland and 144,541st in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -14 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 9 hours ago

  • 14 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 23 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, citizens must pay to enjoy Zxortanites's pristine beaches.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, Zxortanites is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.

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