The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
BANANA!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.594 billion Zxortanitesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.5%.

The strong Zxortanitesian economy, worth 920 trillion zxorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is an impressive 107,148 zxorts, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Zxortanites's pristine beaches, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zxortanites is ranked 2nd in The International Radiated Wasteland and 131,478th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 10 days ago: Zxortanites fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 25 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 45 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 50 days ago: Zxortanites fell out of the world Top 5% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 51 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 80 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 83 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • 103 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 111 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 112 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.

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