The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.444 billion Zxortanitesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.2%.
The strong Zxortanitesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion zxorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is an impressive 107,867 zxorts, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens must pay to enjoy Zxortanites's pristine beaches, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
- : Zxortanites fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Average.
- : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
- : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.