Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 170th Most Advanced Public Education: 263rd Largest Black Market: 515th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
BANANA!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enforced nudity, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.998 billion Zxortanitesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.2%.

The strong Zxortanitesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion zxorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is an impressive 107,867 zxorts, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Zxortanites's pristine beaches, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zxortanites is ranked 14,153rd in the world and 1st in The International Radiated Wasteland for Largest Governments, scoring 30.4 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 170thMost Advanced Public Education: 263rdLargest Black Market: 515thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 864thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,230thTop
5%
Nudest: 2,164thFattest Citizens: 2,305thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,545thMost Avoided: 2,740thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,244thMost Stationary: 5,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,010thHighest Economic Output: 8,425thTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 8,998thLargest Populations: 9,667thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,315thMost Influential: 10,839thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,471stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,069thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,144thLargest Governments: 14,153rd

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  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments, Most Advanced Public Transport, and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Zxortanites fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Average.

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