The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
BANANA!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.945 billion Zxortanitesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.5%.

The strong Zxortanitesian economy, worth 958 trillion zxorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is an impressive 107,148 zxorts, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Zxortanites's pristine beaches, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zxortanites is ranked 2nd in The International Radiated Wasteland and 122,528th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -59 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Zxortanites fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Zxortanites fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Zxortanites fell out of the world Top 5% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.

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