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The Kingdom of Zxortanites

“BANANA!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: The International Radiated Wasteland

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The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.71 billion, 1.709 billion of whom are zombies, Zxortanitesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Law & Order and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. The average income tax rate is 1%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, the capital of Zxortanites has burned to the ground and caused riots throughout the country, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the zxort.

Zxortanites is ranked 2nd in The International Radiated Wasteland and 114,729th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -28 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Zxortanites is currently considering its options.

People: 1,284,429

Zombies: 1,709,187,788

Dead: 5,420,924,183

Survival Rate: 0.01%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 21 hours ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the capital of Zxortanites has burned to the ground and caused riots throughout the country.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Zxortanites City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, only government officials may operate computers.

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