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The Kingdom of Zxortanites

“BANANA!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: The International Radiated Wasteland

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The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its superstitious fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.304 billion Zxortanitesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Law & Order and Defence are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. The average income tax rate is 3%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, the government has the power to seize property at will, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the zxort.

Zxortanites is ranked 1st in The International Radiated Wasteland and 2,682nd in the world for Nudest, with 1,208 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in The International Radiated Wasteland.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Average (last census: Top 10%).
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.

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