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The Kingdom of Zxortanites

“BANANA!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The International Radiated Wasteland

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The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.704 billion Zxortanitesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as the Environment and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. The average income tax rate is 18%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government has the power to seize property at will, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, and almost all of Zxortanites's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the zxort.

Zxortanites is ranked 3rd in The International Radiated Wasteland and 44,174th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.448 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, almost all of Zxortanites's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • 13 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Average (last census: Top 10%).
  • 21 days ago: Zxortanites fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.

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