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The Kingdom of Zxortanites

“BANANA!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The International Radiated Wasteland

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The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed population of 6.575 billion Zxortanitesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as the Environment and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. The average income tax rate is 13%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Zxortanites's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the zxort.

Zxortanites is ranked 6th in The International Radiated Wasteland and 110,379th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -31 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, Zxortanites's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, new laws have paved the way for female politicians.
  • 29 days ago: Zxortanites was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.

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