The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
BANANA!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.855 billion Zxortanitesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.

The strong Zxortanitesian economy, worth 954 trillion zxorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is an impressive 121,503 zxorts, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zxortanites is ranked 2nd in The International Radiated Wasteland and 121,781st in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 18 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Zxortanites was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • 9 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 11 days ago: Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Zxortanites, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.

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