Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 196th Most Advanced Public Education: 341st Largest Black Market: 554th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
BANANA!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its fear of technology, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.756 billion Zxortanitesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.2%.

The strong Zxortanitesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion zxorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is an impressive 107,867 zxorts, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Zxortanites's pristine beaches, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zxortanites is ranked 175,489th in the world and 2nd in The International Radiated Wasteland for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.55 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 196thMost Advanced Public Education: 341stLargest Black Market: 554thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 857thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,331stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,371stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,656thMost Avoided: 2,860thNudest: 2,944thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,589thMost Stationary: 4,852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,707thHighest Economic Output: 8,258thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,293rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,811thMost Influential: 10,619thRudest Citizens: 11,851stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,575thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,775thLargest Governments: 14,016thLowest Crime Rates: 16,922nd

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  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments, Most Advanced Public Transport, and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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