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Most Stationary: 938thLargest Black Market: 1,127thLargest Mining Sector: 1,203rd
The Food Item of
Iron Fist Consumerists
To eat or be eaten, that's the question
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Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zombie Master

Population35.216 billion

CapitalZombieCity
LeaderMrZombie
FaithAtheism

Currencyswampwater
Animalzombie rat

The Food Item of Zombie Master is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MrZombie with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.216 billion Zombie Masterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZombieCity. The average income tax rate is 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Masterian economy, worth a remarkable 5,990 trillion swampwaters a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,107 swampwaters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, MrZombie is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and happiness is all being miserable together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Master's national animal is the zombie rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Zombie Master is ranked 938th in the world and 14th in Nederland for Most Stationary, with 4,793.66359872 days.

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Most Stationary: 938thLargest Black Market: 1,127thLargest Mining Sector: 1,203rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,704thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,342ndHighest Economic Output: 2,395thLargest Populations: 2,557thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,837thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,827thMost Influential: 7,023rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,664thNudest: 7,799thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,602ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,930thMost Secular: 13,778thLargest Retail Industry: 14,735thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,993rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,677thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,146thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,747thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,223rdLowest Crime Rates: 22,315thMost Conservative: 26,622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,220thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,630th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Master, happiness is all being miserable together.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Master, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Master, MrZombie is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Master, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Master, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
  • : Zombie Master was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Zombie Master was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Master, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Master, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Master, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.

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