Most Pro-Market: 10th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th Most Politically Free: 11th
The Free Land of
Corporate Bordello
Never say this is the end for you.
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The Free Land of Zog Nit Keynmol is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.925 billion Zog Nit Keynmolians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The strong Zog Nit Keynmolian economy, worth 336 trillion francolinos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 42,401 francolinos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 411,111 per year while the poor average 210, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is a problem. Zog Nit Keynmol's national animal is the guerrilla fighter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zog Nit Keynmol is ranked 162,725th in the world and 149th in Unity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.86 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Pro-Market: 10thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10thMost Politically Free: 11thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,628thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,536thMost Extreme: 10,855thFattest Citizens: 12,926thLargest Black Market: 13,280thHighest Crime Rates: 14,871stLargest Populations: 16,952nd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the region

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