Most Beautiful Environments: 162nd Most Rebellious Youth: 252nd Longest Average Lifespans: 276th
The Radical Environmentalists of
Democratic Socialists
Nature Brings Bliss
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Radical Environmentalists of Zmon is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Tree Of Eternal Wisdom with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.972 billion Zmonis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jungle Grove. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Zmonish economy, worth 108 trillion Butterfly Wings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 12,136 Butterfly Wings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, abortions are routinely performed in Zmon's hospitals, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zmon's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gaian Ecologism.

Zmon is ranked 115,663rd in the world and 3,229th in Lazarus for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 20.41 Whatever.

Most Beautiful Environments: 162ndMost Rebellious Youth: 252ndLongest Average Lifespans: 276thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 386thBest Weather: 468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 521stMost Pacifist: 578thMost Compassionate Citizens: 684thMost Cultured: 902ndLargest Governments: 982ndNicest Citizens: 1,130thSmartest Citizens: 1,373rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,387thTop
Most Secular: 2,147thHighest Crime Rates: 3,408thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,008thMost Inclusive: 4,307thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,083rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 10,218thMost Income Equality: 12,810thNudest: 12,891stLargest Populations: 13,837thLargest Black Market: 14,007th
Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 54th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 84th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 162nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 173rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 239th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 325th in the regionMost Income Equality: 358th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zmon, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Zmon, abortions are routinely performed in Zmon's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Zmon, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Zmon, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • : Zmon was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Zmon, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Zmon, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Zmon, concussed Arctic Foxball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Zmon, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Zmon, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.


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