| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Europeia
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Kingdom of Zizzi is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its ban on automobiles. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 589 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pig Head. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, the government is a law unto itself, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Zizzi's national animal is the Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Coin.
Zizzi is ranked 45th in Europeia and 5,425th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago
- 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Zizzi, psychological disorders are a taboo subject. - 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Zizzi, the government is a law unto itself. - 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Zizzi, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. - 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Zizzi, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". - 2 days 9 hours ago:
Zizzi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 10%). - 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Zizzi, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour. - 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Zizzi, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Zizzi, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Zizzi, families are only permitted to have one child. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Zizzi, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.







