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The Floating Island of Zimbada

“Jale toalla hacia abajo usando dos manos.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Conflation

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The Floating Island of Zimbada is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Jefe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 26.067 billion Zimbadans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, a government program is underway to revitalize Zimbada's beaches, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimbada's national animal is the Wyrm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pelt.

Zimbada is ranked 2nd in Conflation and 10,846th in the world for Nudest, with 216 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 19 hours ago: Zimbada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • 8 days ago: Zimbada lost WA Delegate status in Conflation.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, a government program is underway to revitalize Zimbada's beaches.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools.
  • 13 days ago: Zimbada was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the government pours millions of Pelts into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Zimbada are highly popular tourist destinations.

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