The Floating Island of
Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Floating Island of Zimbada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Jefe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.515 billion Zimbadans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Zimbadan economy, worth 835 trillion Pelts a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,361 Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Zimbada's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimbada's national animal is the Wyrm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimbada is ranked 3rd in Conflation and 119,526th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -69 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Zimbada's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, Zimbada's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Zimbada was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, surveillance cameras are banned.

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