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The Floating Island of Zimbada

“Jale toalla hacia abajo usando dos manos.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Conflation

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The Floating Island of Zimbada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Jefe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.407 billion Zimbadans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Zimbadan economy, worth 816 trillion Pelts a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,916 Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimbada's national animal is the Wyrm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimbada is ranked 1st in Conflation and 2nd in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 18,809.35 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 21 hours ago

  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Zimbada fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, euthanasia is legal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 6 days ago: Zimbada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.

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