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The Floating Island of Zimbada

“Jale toalla hacia abajo usando dos manos.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Conflation

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The Floating Island of Zimbada is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by El Jefe with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.859 billion Zimbadans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimbada's national animal is the Wyrm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pelt.

Zimbada is ranked 1st in Conflation and 22,416th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 71 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, Zimbada's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.

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