The Floating Island of
Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
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The Floating Island of Zimbada is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Jefe with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.368 billion Zimbadans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Zimbadan economy, worth 829 trillion Pelts a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,311 Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Zimbada's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Zimbada's radio stations, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimbada's national animal is the Wyrm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimbada is ranked 1st in Conflation and 3rd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 2,140 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Zimbada's radio stations.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, Zimbada's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 12 days ago: Zimbada was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.

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