The Floating Island of
Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
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The Floating Island of Zimbada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Jefe with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.905 billion Zimbadans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Zimbadan economy, worth 813 trillion Pelts a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,222 Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most citizens in Zimbada are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimbada's national animal is the Wyrm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimbada is ranked 1st in Conflation and 13th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 49 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Zimbada was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, most citizens in Zimbada are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, meat-eating is frowned upon.

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