The Floating Island of
Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
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The Floating Island of Zimbada is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by El Jefe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.149 billion Zimbadans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Zimbadan economy, worth 820 trillion Pelts a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,218 Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimbada's national animal is the Wyrm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimbada is ranked 1st in Conflation and 5th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,266 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, thousands of Zimbada's citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Zimbada, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.

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