Most Rebellious Youth: 7th Nicest Citizens: 20th Most Compassionate Citizens: 21st
The Hippy State of
Left-wing Utopia
Stick It To The Man, Maaan!
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The Hippy State of Zerophix is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.589 billion Zerophixians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The large but stagnant Zerophixian economy, worth 329 trillion Shiny Beadss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,814 Shiny Beadss, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zerophix's national animal is the Pink Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zerophix is ranked 82nd in the world and 6th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 95.61 Years.

Most Rebellious Youth: 7thNicest Citizens: 20thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21stMost Cheerful Citizens: 26thBest Weather: 43rdMost Beautiful Environments: 47thMost Pacifist: 59thHighest Crime Rates: 69thMost Inclusive: 77thLongest Average Lifespans: 82ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 120thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 224thLeast Corrupt Governments: 392ndMost Influential: 420thSmartest Citizens: 585thHighest Average Tax Rates: 676thMost Devout: 734thLargest Governments: 787thMost Primitive: 811thMost Cultured: 968thHealthiest Citizens: 977thMost Armed: 1,280thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,542ndLargest Populations: 3,123rdMost Politically Free: 8,090thNudest: 8,542ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,961stMost Income Equality: 13,827thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,975thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,012th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 45th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 124th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 161st in the regionNudest: 222nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 304th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 443rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 510th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 574th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 588th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 734th in the regionMost Income Equality: 788th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zerophix, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Zerophix, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Zerophix, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in Zerophix, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Zerophix was endorsed by The Republic of Falaknuva.
  • : Zerophix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Zerophix was endorsed by The Republic of DNSD13.
  • : Following new legislation in Zerophix, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Zerophix, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Zerophix, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 174 » Yaorozu, Plembobria, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Sadakoyama, New Sekai, ShortBusCrashed, Ulumina, Unimaginable Doom, Malvad, United Chinese Republics, Saint Tomaston, South Isles, Republic of Destiny, Novare Res, Asians United, Nationalist peoples party, Shirak, Vladivo, Lord Ravenclaw, HMS Unicorn, Syrixia, AdyLand, Calamazo, New Trisone, Imladistar, Tercerwereld, NabMex, OblivionObliviousness, Dutchyland, Daedric Stellar Empire, Quest For The Best Girl, Norvalkin, Rochester Black, Caspiatea, Tortoisica, Trombone Kingdom, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Lacertae, True Sebland, The NRA Republic, Apetopia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Lorbank, New Eleria, Zongzi, Magna Romaniae, Valory, Philippedafos, Zazumo, and 124 others.Notyoutopia, The Rossinite Empire, Hudson Valley, Roma Novus, Felpolandia, Coristoga, Cozy Beds, Great Bights Mum, Kylesburgh, Free Culture, United Regions of Geographic Masses, Uhura-Ubuntu, Anarchy Sites, Ceretis, Wisconsota, Xentherida, Vexuar, Ophlantly, Cartertopia, Odelis, Esplandia, Grand Olympia, Yestrousau, Shlama, Merconitonitopia, Marneverland, Poztopia, Amerian States, Everywheristan, Zambourin, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Sheldanada, Tokenzia, Sunto, Mazeoftime, United Government Of Corruption, Proov583, Vladimirius, Garden Bast, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Antarticeuropa, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Stenc, Frances Francis the First of France, Nubianepal, EretzIsrael, Pauline Bonaparte, Yukti, Villuminati, Corfad, Krauzhaten, Ultimacave, Klettureyja, Coldeon, Ahulania, Uctin VI, Tefia, Askhalan, The Holy Order of Polonia, Sirisea, The Undead Union, Renetopia, Sergionova, The Isle of Grossmania, Hyponatremia, Skyrian, BattleSnow, Nyvenia, Rukonia, Flooforia, Dreac Thar, Mulkuram, Praeceps, Abacathea, MENA District, Incensed Ice Cube, Effazio, Empire of Infinite Evil, Catastropolis, Imperial Arkania, Bras Ew, Pakistan 001, Francovania, Integriti, Concorde Dawn, Klurhammon, Orslan, Mahavansa, Mescor, Kujira, Avocadria, Aaaah Snaaaake, Bharathvarsh, Albute, Ryan Lewis, Kelvaros Prime, Ceroville, Greater Catan, Constantinolia, United States of Icelandia, Pasargad, Xzavia-Hjar, Norfolk Isle Democratic Union, A Million Dollars, New Augustria, Republica Unida de Cordoba, Digimark, Erophla, Cheongji, Chinstralia, Kingdom of Bangladesh, Ahomar, Highton Islands, Celreostia, McMasterdonia, Golatu, Libera Publica, The Libertarian Knighthood, Bartoke, Peterhouse Gonville Somerville and Caius, DNSD13, and Falaknuva.

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