Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th Rudest Citizens: 37th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 72nd
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Oh well, what the hell!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Krahs with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.205 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zenizian economy, worth an astonishing 10,267 trillion zenizties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 442,487 zenizties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,155,515 per year while the poor average 52,345, a ratio of 41.2 to 1.

When people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeniz is ranked 130,247th in the world and 317th in Yggdrasil for Most Authoritarian, with 0.03 Stalins.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thRudest Citizens: 37thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 72ndFattest Citizens: 113thMost Scientifically Advanced: 121stLargest Retail Industry: 135thLargest Information Technology Sector: 147thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 160thMost Secular: 198thHighest Economic Output: 207thLargest Mining Sector: 208thLargest Insurance Industry: 210thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 235thMost Avoided: 255thHighest Average Incomes: 260thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 274thSmartest Citizens: 319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 338thMost Efficient Economies: 350thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 361stHighest Crime Rates: 399thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 557thMost Armed: 575thLargest Publishing Industry: 647thLargest Gambling Industry: 659thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 975thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,687thLargest Populations: 2,054thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,183rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,774thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,662ndLargest Black Market: 5,956thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,933rdHighest Drug Use: 11,829thMost Pro-Market: 15,128th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms.
  • : Zeniz was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, the police double as repo men.

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