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The Holy Empire of Zeniz

“Oh well, what the hell!!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: California

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 19.34 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.

Parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the zenizty.

Zeniz is ranked 1st in California and 118th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 1,053.6 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the children of Zeniz are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Zeniz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Zeniz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 6 days ago: Zeniz was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.

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