NationStates | The Holy Empire of Zeniz

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Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights: Average	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: California

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Krahs with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 16.731 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.

Visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the zenizty.

Zeniz is ranked 34th in California and 118,766th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -933 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

Easter Eggs (2) Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of California for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of California for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 5% of California for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of California for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 10% of California for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of California for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of California for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of California for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of California for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of the world for Most Developed Top 10% of California for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of California for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 10% of California for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 5% of California for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 10% of California for Most Pro-Market Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of California for Largest Publishing Industry Top 10% of California for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of California for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of California for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of California for Largest Soda Pop Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.