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The Holy Empire of Zeniz

“Oh well, what the hell!!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: California

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Krahs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 19.274 billion Zenizians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, tax rises are attributed to divine will, and the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the zenizty.

Zeniz is ranked 31st in California and 110,766th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -2,698.75 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 5 hours ago: Zeniz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fertile Farmland Protection".
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, criminals are thrown to the Great White Sharks to repay their debt to society.

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