The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Oh well, what the hell!!
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.78 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zenizian economy, worth a remarkable 8,912 trillion zenizties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 428,903 zenizties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,951,947 per year while the poor average 57,613, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, Zeniz's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, concussed Great White Sharkball players cannot remember their lineup position, and Krahs's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeniz is ranked 2nd in California and 2,159th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 48 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 4 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Zeniz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, Krahs's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, concussed Great White Sharkball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, Zeniz's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the people of Zeniz are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Zeniz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 6 days ago: Zeniz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 6 days ago: Zeniz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.

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