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The Holy Empire of Zeniz

“Oh well, what the hell!!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: California

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.744 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', graffiti graces every city's streets, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the zenizty.

Zeniz is ranked 35th in California and 95,041st in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring -604 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Zeniz was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, Zeniz-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.

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