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The Holy Empire of Zeniz

“Oh well, what the hell!!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: California

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 19.525 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Carcharodon Times is sold out. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the zenizty.

Zeniz is ranked 30th in California and 114,290th in the world for Best Weather, with -2,820 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Carcharodon Times is sold out.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 8 days ago: Zeniz's influence in California fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, citizens must pay to enjoy Zeniz's pristine beaches.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Zeniz's universities.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

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