The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Oh well, what the hell!!
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.355 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zenizian economy, worth a remarkable 9,208 trillion zenizties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 431,225 zenizties, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,404,082 per year while the poor average 38,617, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is relatively low. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeniz is ranked 28th in California and 118,861st in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -27 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.

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