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The Holy Empire of Zeniz

“Oh well, what the hell!!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: California

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Krahs with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.066 billion, 2.057 billion of whom are zombies, Zenizians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the people of Zeniz are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the zenizty.

Zeniz is ranked 1st in California and 608th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 31 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Zeniz is currently considering its options.

People: 9,035,335

Zombies: 2,057,139,326

Dead: 17,641,077,436

Survival Rate: 0.05%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the people of Zeniz are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 23 hours ago: Zeniz was struck by a Cure Missile from The Duck Hockey Republic of BuckyHermit, curing 76 million infected.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.

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