Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 67th Rudest Citizens: 73rd
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Oh well, what the hell!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.403 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zenizian economy, worth an astonishing 10,337 trillion zenizties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 441,699 zenizties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,162,172 per year while the poor average 51,763, a ratio of 41.8 to 1.

One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Krahs's office, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeniz is ranked 655th in the world and 3rd in Yggdrasil for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 29,410.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 67thRudest Citizens: 73rdFattest Citizens: 115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 126thLargest Retail Industry: 148thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 158thLargest Information Technology Sector: 161stHighest Economic Output: 203rdLargest Mining Sector: 212thMost Secular: 215thLargest Insurance Industry: 219thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 249thHighest Average Incomes: 261stMost Avoided: 262ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 280thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 321stSmartest Citizens: 331stMost Efficient Economies: 345thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 346thHighest Crime Rates: 433rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 573rdMost Armed: 620thLargest Gambling Industry: 655thLargest Publishing Industry: 661stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,023rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,633rdTop
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Largest Populations: 2,036thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,562ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,805thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,202ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,330thLargest Black Market: 6,012thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,551stTop
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Highest Drug Use: 11,805thMost Pro-Market: 15,289thMost Developed: 17,060thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,337th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 22nd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zeniz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, the Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Krahs's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Zeniz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, Carcharodon's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.

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