Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th Rudest Citizens: 37th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 72nd
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Oh well, what the hell!!
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.04 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zenizian economy, worth an astonishing 10,184 trillion zenizties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 442,050 zenizties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,636,890 per year while the poor average 84,060, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

The nation is so apathetic that Zenizians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeniz is ranked 75,520th in the world and 268th in Yggdrasil for Largest Governments, scoring 15.26 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thRudest Citizens: 37thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 72ndFattest Citizens: 107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 121stLargest Retail Industry: 136thLargest Information Technology Sector: 140thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 159thMost Secular: 189thLargest Insurance Industry: 200thLargest Mining Sector: 202ndHighest Economic Output: 204thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 229thMost Avoided: 245thHighest Average Incomes: 248thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 263rdSmartest Citizens: 305thMost Efficient Economies: 346thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 355thHighest Crime Rates: 391stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 520thMost Armed: 563rdLargest Publishing Industry: 631stLargest Gambling Industry: 651stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 704thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 956thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,747thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,874thLargest Populations: 2,067thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,096thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,799thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,599thLargest Black Market: 5,957thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,669thHighest Drug Use: 12,248thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,972ndMost Pro-Market: 14,349thMost Developed: 16,762nd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zeniz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Zeniz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Zeniz lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, the nation is so apathetic that Zenizians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Zeniz's influence in Yggdrasil rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Zeniz's influence in Yggdrasil rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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