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The Holy Empire of Zeniz

“Oh well, what the hell!!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: California

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Krahs with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 18.523 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the zenizty.

Zeniz is ranked 1st in California and 402nd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 3,902.25 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, Zeniz's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, almost all of Zeniz's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • 4 days ago: Zeniz fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Politically Free.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.

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