The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Oh well, what the hell!!
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.526 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zenizian economy, worth a remarkable 9,875 trillion zenizties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 438,422 zenizties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,657,088 per year while the poor average 80,704, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Zeniz's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity. Crime is almost non-existent. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeniz is ranked 48th in Hippy Haven and 99,593rd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 21.402 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zeniz was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Rita the Cat.
  • : Zeniz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Zeniz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Zeniz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Zeniz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Zeniz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Zeniz's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.

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