The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Oh well, what the hell!!
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.198 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zenizian economy, worth a remarkable 9,119 trillion zenizties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 430,217 zenizties, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,398,463 per year while the poor average 38,526, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

School uniforms are compulsory, military funding has been stripped back, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeniz is ranked 1st in California and 317th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 4,723.913 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 10 days ago: Zeniz lodged a message on the California Regional Message Board.
  • 12 days ago: Zeniz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 12 days ago: Zeniz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 16 days ago: Zeniz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).

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