The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Oh well, what the hell!!
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.944 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zenizian economy, worth a remarkable 9,003 trillion zenizties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 429,862 zenizties, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,819,391 per year while the poor average 25,663, a ratio of 109 to 1.

A large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, Zeniz's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and the only places to see Great White Sharks now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeniz is ranked 8th in California and 46,209th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 78 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 91 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the only places to see Great White Sharks now are at local zoos.
  • 91 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • 91 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, Zeniz's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • 91 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 91 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 3 hours ago: Zeniz endorsed The Sultanate of Incandescenta.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Zeniz was endorsed by The Sultanate of Incandescenta.
  • 6 days ago: Zeniz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Zeniz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.

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