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The Holy Empire of Zeniz

“Oh well, what the hell!!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Power

Location: California

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Krahs with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 19.991 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, Zeniz's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the zenizty.

Zeniz is ranked 1st in California and 316th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 18 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, Zeniz's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, Max Barry is this year's Miss Zeniz.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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