The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Oh well, what the hell!!
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.451 billion Zenizians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zenizian economy, worth a remarkable 8,751 trillion zenizties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 427,943 zenizties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,704,131 per year while the poor average 72,388, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

Nudity is frowned upon, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (Zeniz has found 3 easter eggs), and citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeniz is ranked 28th in California and 124,505th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -283 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (Zeniz has found 3 easter eggs).
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, Zeniz Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 14 hours ago: Zeniz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 14 hours ago: Zeniz lodged a message on the California Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Zeniz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Zeniz fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Zeniz, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.

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