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The Communist Paradise of Zedikistan

“Laborem pro statu usque ad mortem”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Rolpian League

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The Communist Paradise of Zedikistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zed with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.331 billion Zedikistani are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zelingrad. The average income tax rate is 96%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Online tourism reviews of Zedikistan are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zedikistan's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of Zed, and its currency is the Zedi.

Zedikistan is ranked 3rd in The Rolpian League and 4,576th in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 222 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 18 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Zedikistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Zedikistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Zedikistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, online tourism reviews of Zedikistan are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, public nudity is compulsory.
  • 8 days ago: Zedikistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Zedikistan.

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