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The Communist Paradise of Zedikistan

“Laborem pro statu usque ad mortem”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Rolpian League

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The Communist Paradise of Zedikistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zed with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strong anti-business policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.233 billion Zedikistani are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zelingrad. The average income tax rate is 96%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

The nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Zedikistan after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zedikistan's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of Zed, and its currency is the Zedi.

Zedikistan is ranked 1st in The Rolpian League and 6,679th in the world for Safest, scoring 436 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Zedikistan's influence in The Rolpian League fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 21 hours ago: Zedikistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Zedikistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Zedikistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Zedikistan after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in The Rolpian League.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zedikistan, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.

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