Most Efficient Economies: 124th Largest Information Technology Sector: 672nd Lowest Crime Rates: 713th
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The People's Democracy of Zebulor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by First Consul with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 19.706 billion Zebulorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crimson Citadel. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zebulorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,619 trillion Zebulorian Forints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 183,660 Zebulorian Forints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zebulor's national animal is the mindworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zebulor is ranked 178,038th in the world and 119th in Union of Free Nations for Most Avoided, scoring 0.31 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Efficient Economies: 124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 672ndLowest Crime Rates: 713thMost Secular: 735thMost Developed: 1,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,676thHealthiest Citizens: 1,677thHighest Economic Output: 1,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,686thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,857thSmartest Citizens: 1,981stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,128thSafest: 2,148thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,462ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,840thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,054thLargest Populations: 3,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,050thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,278thRudest Citizens: 5,881stHighest Average Incomes: 6,106thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,785thLargest Governments: 7,079thTop
Best Weather: 10,042ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,689thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,991stMost Influential: 13,047thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,219th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zebulor's influence in Union of Free Nations rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Zebulor, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Zebulor, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Zebulor, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in Zebulor, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Zebulor lodged a message on the Union of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zebulor, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Zebulor, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in Zebulor, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Zebulor, bars are packed at all hours.


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