“Lavos will make us Immortal!”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Kingdom of ZeaI is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Kira with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.737 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enhasa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Automobile Manufacturing.
All news sources are under strict government control, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over ZeaI, and ZeaI's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ZeaI's national animal is the Nu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Gil.
Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago
- 4 days ago: ZeaI was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- 5 days ago: ZeaI was endorsed by The Revolutionary Movement of Schwarze Reiter.
- 6 days ago: ZeaI was endorsed by The Matriarchal Raider Shogunate of Twisted Amazon.
- 7 days ago: ZeaI was endorsed by The Republic of The Land of Hymans.
- 12 days ago: ZeaI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
- 16 days ago: ZeaI was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
- 18 days ago: ZeaI was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Scorpon.
- 21 days ago: ZeaI was endorsed by The People's Republic of Novakama.
- 23 days ago: ZeaI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
- 28 days ago: ZeaI was endorsed by The Empire of Knife Point Hollow.