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The Kingdom of ZeaI

“Lavos will make us Immortal!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris


The Kingdom of ZeaI is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Kira with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.733 billion ZeaIians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enhasa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Information Technology.

All news sources are under strict government control, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over ZeaI, and ZeaI's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ZeaI's national animal is the Nu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Gil.

ZeaI is ranked 2,929th in Osiris and 109,404th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -273 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: ZeaI altered its national flag.
  • 21 hours ago: ZeaI was refounded in Osiris.
  • 6 days ago: ZeaI ceased to exist.
  • 7 days ago: ZeaI was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: ZeaI was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 11 days ago: ZeaI was endorsed by The NationState of Spadanera.
  • 11 days ago: ZeaI was endorsed by The United peoples union of Rolf harris.
  • 17 days ago: ZeaI fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 17 days ago: ZeaI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 23 days ago: ZeaI was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative.


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