The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A triumph of lunacy over common sense.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The People's Republic of Zdravstvuite is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Wicked Dog of the North with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.375 billion Zdravstvuiteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zdravstvuite City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zdravstvuitean economy, worth a remarkable 4,803 trillion llamas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,518 llamas, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in the Rejected Realms, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million llamas of property damage, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zdravstvuite's national animal is the siberian llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zdravstvuite is ranked 3,057th in the Rejected Realms and 146,395th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -1,309.92 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million llamas of property damage.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in the Rejected Realms.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique.
  • 7 days ago: Zdravstvuite endorsed The Most Serene Republic of August Komten.
  • 9 days ago: Zdravstvuite was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of August Komten.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, The Wicked Dog of the North's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.

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