The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A triumph of lunacy over common sense.
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The People's Republic of Zdravstvuite is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Wicked Dog of the North with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.188 billion Zdravstvuiteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zdravstvuite City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zdravstvuitean economy, worth a remarkable 4,703 trillion llamas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 202,849 llamas, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, Zdravstvuite is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and judges are all-powerful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zdravstvuite's national animal is the siberian llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zdravstvuite is ranked 3,141st in the Rejected Realms and 140,538th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -563 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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