Largest Information Technology Sector: 99th Largest Publishing Industry: 257th Most Beautiful Environments: 281st
The People's Republic of
New York Times Democracy
A triumph of lunacy over common sense.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The People's Republic of Zdravstvuite is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Wicked Dog of the North with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.093 billion Zdravstvuiteans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zdravstvuite City. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zdravstvuitean economy, worth a remarkable 5,826 trillion llamas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,291 llamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and late night talk show hosts are having a field day over The Wicked Dog of the North's questionably sane new coalition partners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zdravstvuite's national animal is the siberian llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zdravstvuite is ranked 154,631st in the world and 2,659th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -62.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 99thLargest Publishing Industry: 257thMost Beautiful Environments: 281stMost Scientifically Advanced: 287thMost Developed: 463rdRudest Citizens: 485thSmartest Citizens: 516thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 561stLargest Black Market: 570thMost Advanced Public Education: 571stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 621stHighest Economic Output: 664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,002ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,048thMost Stationary: 1,147thLargest Populations: 1,197thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,299thMost Influential: 1,444thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,722ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,246thMost Efficient Economies: 3,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,267thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,291stMost Secular: 3,575thNudest: 4,867thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,599thTop
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Largest Governments: 8,075thSafest: 9,501stLargest Mining Sector: 14,016thMost Pacifist: 15,471st
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionNudest: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 118th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 155th in the regionMost Pacifist: 244th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 248th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 258th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over The Wicked Dog of the North's questionably sane new coalition partners.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Zdravstvuitean language.
  • : Zdravstvuite was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.

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