The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A triumph of lunacy over common sense.
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The People's Republic of Zdravstvuite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Wicked Dog of the North with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.451 billion Zdravstvuiteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zdravstvuite City. The average income tax rate is 41.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zdravstvuitean economy, worth a remarkable 5,208 trillion llamas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,005 llamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zdravstvuite's national animal is the siberian llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zdravstvuite is ranked 43rd in the Rejected Realms and 2,826th in the world for Nudest, with 1,210 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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