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The People's Republic of Zdravstvuite

“A triumph of lunacy over common sense.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The People's Republic of Zdravstvuite is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Wicked Dog of the North with an even hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.776 billion Zdravstvuiteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zdravstvuite City. The average income tax rate is 45%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Zdravstvuite's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, protests are legal but strictly supervised, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zdravstvuite's national animal is the siberian llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the llama.

Zdravstvuite is ranked 4th in the Rejected Realms and 286th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 647.5 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Zdravstvuite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, Zdravstvuite's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, vegetarianism is compulsory.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.

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