The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A triumph of lunacy over common sense.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The People's Republic of Zdravstvuite is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Wicked Dog of the North with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.018 billion Zdravstvuiteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zdravstvuite City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zdravstvuitean economy, worth a remarkable 4,618 trillion llamas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 200,631 llamas, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, Zdravstvuite's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zdravstvuite's national animal is the siberian llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zdravstvuite is ranked 79th in the Rejected Realms and 5,609th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 21 hours ago: Zdravstvuite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 22 hours ago: Zdravstvuite was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, Zdravstvuite's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 7 days ago: Zdravstvuite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, online tourism reviews of Zdravstvuite are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.

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