The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A triumph of lunacy over common sense.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The People's Republic of Zdravstvuite is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Wicked Dog of the North with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.954 billion Zdravstvuiteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zdravstvuite City. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zdravstvuitean economy, worth a remarkable 4,956 trillion llamas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 206,900 llamas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zdravstvuite's national animal is the siberian llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zdravstvuite is ranked 1,909th in the Rejected Realms and 112,902nd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -224 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Zdravstvuite was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, Zdravstvuite is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, criminals are thrown to the siberian llamas to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Zdravstvuite, the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism.

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