Rudest Citizens: 1,384th Fattest Citizens: 1,429th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,719th
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The Red Scare of Zarvarza is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rom Zarvarza with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.642 billion Zarvarzans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enochia. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Zarvarzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,732 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, and the government is pouring billions into replacement brains. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zarvarza's national animal is the Flying Tree Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Order of Enoch.

Zarvarza is ranked 36,401st in the world and 482nd in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 186.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Rudest Citizens: 1,384thFattest Citizens: 1,429thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,719thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,973rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,158thLargest Mining Sector: 2,197thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,248thHighest Crime Rates: 2,591stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,648thMost Avoided: 3,146thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,450thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,991stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,017thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,070thMost Armed: 6,293rdMost Devout: 6,750thLargest Retail Industry: 7,024thHighest Economic Output: 7,147thHighest Drug Use: 7,682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,948thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,880thLargest Black Market: 10,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,263rdLargest Populations: 12,400thHighest Average Incomes: 12,875thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,201stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,283rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,748th
Rudest Citizens: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67th in the regionMost Avoided: 74th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 82nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 97th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 115th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 126th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 127th in the regionMost Armed: 128th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionMost Devout: 141st in the regionLargest Populations: 171st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 203rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 204th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 223rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 224th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 254th in the region

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