Rudest Citizens: 1,355th Fattest Citizens: 1,394th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,715th
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The Red Scare of Zarvarza is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rom Zarvarza with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.459 billion Zarvarzans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enochia. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Zarvarzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,732 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, and the government is pouring billions into replacement brains. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zarvarza's national animal is the Flying Tree Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Order of Enoch.

Zarvarza is ranked 2,141st in the world and 43rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 65.68 Whatever.

Rudest Citizens: 1,355thFattest Citizens: 1,394thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,715thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,141stLargest Mining Sector: 2,189thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,286thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,588thHighest Crime Rates: 2,623rdMost Avoided: 3,100thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,439thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,974thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,054thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,141stMost Armed: 6,638thMost Devout: 6,781stLargest Retail Industry: 6,899thHighest Economic Output: 7,216thTop
Highest Drug Use: 7,879thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,880thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,178thLargest Black Market: 11,129thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,652ndLargest Insurance Industry: 12,443rdLargest Populations: 12,575thHighest Average Incomes: 12,674thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,079thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,971st
Rudest Citizens: 30th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 35th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 61st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65th in the regionMost Avoided: 72nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 126th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 131st in the regionMost Devout: 135th in the regionMost Armed: 142nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 149th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 178th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 186th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 216th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 234th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 236th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 246th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 252nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 256th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 323rd in the region

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