The Red Scare of
Capitalizt
Oh, I'm Sorry. Did I Break Your Concentration
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Red Scare of Zarvarza is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rom Zarvarza with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.067 billion Zarvarzans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enochia. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Zarvarzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 134,291 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, and the government is pouring billions into replacement brains. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zarvarza's national animal is the Flying Tree Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Order of Enoch.

Zarvarza is ranked 15th in Illuminati and 12,485th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 hours ago: Zarvarza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Zarvarza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Zarvarza lodged a message on the Illuminati Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Zarvarza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Zarvarza was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Zarvarza was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Zarvarza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 18 days ago: Zarvarza was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 20 days ago: Zarvarza fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 23 days ago: Zarvarza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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