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The Imperium Sanctus of Zarkari

“O'narf! Say what?!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Imperium Sanctus of Zarkari is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Liege Lord Ebil with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.563 billion Zarkarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Les Catacombes de Virycéon. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Zarkari is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, and the government has implemented minimum wage laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zarkari's national animal is the Kar'i, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Praetoriani, and its currency is the T'zar Em Be.

Zarkari is ranked 36th in the South Pacific and 2,304th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 194.1 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Zarkari was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, Zarkari is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, people caught mistreating Zarkari's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Zarkari was endorsed by The Free Land of Myganon.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Zarkari voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Panem"".
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Zarkari fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

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