The Imperium Sanctus of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
O'narf! Say what?!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Imperium Sanctus of Zarkari is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liege Lord Ebil with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.942 billion Zarkarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Les Catacombes de Virycéon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zarkarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,523 trillion T'zar Em Bes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 191,843 T'zar Em Bes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 629,132 per year while the poor average 43,904, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

The nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zarkari's national animal is the Kar'i, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Praetoriani.

Zarkari is ranked 6,105th in the South Pacific and 140,175th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -4,495.836 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Zarkari voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Krulltopia"".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, the government pours millions of T'zar Em Bes into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, nuclear bases are readying themselves for missile deployment.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Zarkari, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.

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