Most Efficient Economies: 139th Largest Governments: 1,249th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,444th
The Zyvexian Dictatorship of
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The Zyvexian Dictatorship of Zaklen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Peter Zyvex with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.278 billion Zaklenites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zakopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaklenite economy, worth a remarkable 2,219 trillion Graces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 196,803 Graces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation, Snow Leopards with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaklen's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zaklenite Christianity.

Zaklen is ranked 4,264th in the world and 171st in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,130.63 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 139thLargest Governments: 1,249thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,444thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,446thMost Devout: 1,522ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,331stMost Cultured: 2,501stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,759thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,838thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,322ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,355thHighest Economic Output: 3,579thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,918thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,966thMost Developed: 3,970thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,264thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,354thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,615thHighest Average Incomes: 4,745thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,484thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,620thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,131stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,686thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,953rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,866thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,967thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,312thLargest Populations: 9,483rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,742ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,028thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,714thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,130thSafest: 13,146th
Most Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Devout: 78th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 137th in the regionMost Developed: 141st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 163rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 171st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 182nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 184th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 190th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 198th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 209th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 230th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 245th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 311th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 328th in the regionLargest Populations: 359th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 359th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 368th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 373rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 387th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 393rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 401st in the regionMost Influential: 420th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 467th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 481st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zaklen's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Zaklen's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Zaklen was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Zaklen ceased to exist.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 5% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.


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