The Zyvexian Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Our Glorius Ruler will Protect Us
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Zyvexian Dictatorship of Zaklen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Peter Zyvex with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.543 billion Zaklenites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zakopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaklenite economy, worth a remarkable 1,681 trillion Graces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 196,885 Graces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation, Snow Leopards with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaklen's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zaklenite Christianity.

Zaklen is ranked 1st in Zaklenite Territories and 142,783rd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,439.418 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 21 days ago: Zaklen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • 41 days ago: Zaklen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 58 days ago: Zaklen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • 60 days ago: Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 10%).
  • 62 days ago: Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 69 days ago: Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 73 days ago: Zaklen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • 100 days ago: Zaklen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 105 days ago: Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 114 days ago: Zaklen was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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