Most Efficient Economies: 136th Largest Governments: 1,178th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,362nd
The Zyvexian Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Our Glorius Ruler will Protect Us
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Zyvexian Dictatorship of Zaklen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Zyvex with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.086 billion Zaklenites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zakopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaklenite economy, worth a remarkable 2,181 trillion Graces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 196,803 Graces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation, Snow Leopards with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaklen's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zaklenite Christianity.

Zaklen is ranked 66,448th in the world and 1st in Zaklenite Territories for Nudest, with 148 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Top
1%
Most Efficient Economies: 136thLargest Governments: 1,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,362ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,387thMost Devout: 1,475thTop
5%
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,249thMost Cultured: 2,458thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,809thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,850thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,317thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,406thHighest Economic Output: 3,567thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,732ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,765thMost Developed: 3,804thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,962ndMost Stationary: 4,042ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,251stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,276thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,413thHighest Average Incomes: 4,612thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,306thMost Influential: 5,755thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,500thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,133rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,825thTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,703rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,733rdLargest Gambling Industry: 9,049thLargest Populations: 9,536thLargest Mining Sector: 10,514thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,643rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,594thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,049thSafest: 13,212thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,514thSmartest Citizens: 15,739th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 5% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zaklen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Most Efficient Economies, Largest Governments, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Most Subsidized Industry.

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