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The Zyvexian Dictatorship of Zaklen

“Our Glorius Ruler will Protect Us”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Zaklenite Territories

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The Zyvexian Dictatorship of Zaklen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Zyvex with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.815 billion Zaklenites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zakopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaklenite economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion Graces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 196,159 Graces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Zaklen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaklen's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zaklenite Christianity.

Zaklen is ranked 1st in Zaklenite Territories and 1,942nd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 134 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 3 hours ago

  • 42 days ago: Zaklen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 46 days ago: Zaklen's influence in Zaklenite Territories rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • 57 days ago: Zaklen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
  • 63 days ago: Following new legislation in Zaklen, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Zaklen.
  • 63 days ago: Following new legislation in Zaklen, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 63 days ago: Following new legislation in Zaklen, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 64 days ago: Zaklen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 67 days ago: Zaklen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 71 days ago: Zaklen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 76 days ago: Zaklen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Primitive.

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