The Corporation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Corporation of Yugagar is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the CEO with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.457 billion Yugagarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuriyard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yugagarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,677 trillion YURS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 259,801 YURS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 762,312 per year while the poor average 69,797, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise the CEO's name on an hourly basis, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, and the nation leads The Conservative Commonwealth in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Yugagar's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the cult of weekly paycheck.

Yugagar is ranked 1st in The Conservative Commonwealth and 2,359th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 687 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 70 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Yugagar, the nation leads The Conservative Commonwealth in per capita stalking.
  • 70 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Yugagar, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • 11 hours ago: Yugagar was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Yugagar was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Yugagar, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Yugagar, chemically brainwashed citizens praise the CEO's name on an hourly basis.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Yugagar's influence in The Conservative Commonwealth rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Yugagar voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Expositions Act"".
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Yugagar voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Imperium of the Wolf".
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Yugagar, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.

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