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The Democratic Republic of Yoneyistan

“Freedom is our destiny!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Democratic Republic of Yoneyistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Can Yöney with an even hand, and notable for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.985 billion Yoneyistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, euthanasia is legal, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and a flood of mandatory divorces burden the courts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoneyistan's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the lira.

Yoneyistan is ranked 82nd in Lazarus and 2,275th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 629 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Yoneyistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Yoneyistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 5 days ago: Yoneyistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Yoneyistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 8 days ago: Yoneyistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, a flood of mandatory divorces burden the courts.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, euthanasia is legal.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.

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