NationStates | The Democratic Republic of Yoneyistan

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Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights: Superb	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Very Good

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Galatasaray

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

WA Member

The Democratic Republic of Yoneyistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Can Yöney with an even hand, and notable for its national health service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6.031 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Welfare and Defence are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.

Main battle tanks stalk the woods of Yoneyistan in search of lions, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, all recreational drugs are legal, and the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoneyistan's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the lira.

Yoneyistan is ranked 1st in Galatasaray and 2,248th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 16 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

Founder Easter Egg Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Developed Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

9 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, all recreational drugs are legal.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Yoneyistan in search of lions.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
10 days ago: Yoneyistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Emporia Towers".
14 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
14 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, the nation leads Galatasaray in per capita stalking.
14 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
14 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.