Largest Welfare Programs: 442nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 571st Highest Average Tax Rates: 790th
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The Democratic Republic of Yoneyistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Can Yöney with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.338 billion Yoneys hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turkistan. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yoneyistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion lire a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,205 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoneyistan's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yoneyistan is ranked 152,505th in the world and 4,259th in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -23.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 442ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 790thMost Developed: 882ndSafest: 931stLargest Governments: 1,025thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,081stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,404thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,417thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,418thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,538thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,968thMost Cultured: 2,056thLowest Crime Rates: 2,081stSmartest Citizens: 2,112thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,130thMost Efficient Economies: 2,342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,884thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,220thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,498thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,336thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,428thHealthiest Citizens: 5,527thMost Pacifist: 5,545thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,078thNicest Citizens: 6,083rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,884thHighest Drug Use: 7,095thTop
Highest Economic Output: 7,861stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,027thNudest: 8,825thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,393rdMost Inclusive: 9,683rdMost Devout: 11,004thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,786thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,264th
Largest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 64th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 73rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 146th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 157th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 187th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 193rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 203rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 210th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 210th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 213th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 223rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 227th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 227th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 260th in the regionNudest: 290th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 328th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 342nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 366th in the region

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