| Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: Galatasaray
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Democratic Republic of Yoneyistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Can Yöney with an even hand, and notable for its national health service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6.031 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Welfare and Defence are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.
Main battle tanks stalk the woods of Yoneyistan in search of lions, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, all recreational drugs are legal, and the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoneyistan's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the lira.
Yoneyistan is ranked 1st in Galatasaray and 2,248th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 16 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.
































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago
- 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Yoneyistan, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Yoneyistan, all recreational drugs are legal. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Yoneyistan, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Yoneyistan, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Yoneyistan in search of lions. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Yoneyistan, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs. - 10 days ago:
Yoneyistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Emporia Towers". - 14 days ago: Following new legislation in
Yoneyistan, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour. - 14 days ago: Following new legislation in
Yoneyistan, the nation leads Galatasaray in per capita stalking. - 14 days ago: Following new legislation in
Yoneyistan, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. - 14 days ago: Following new legislation in
Yoneyistan, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.







