Yohannes was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 149
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,268th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,441st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,736th
The Crown Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Prosperity and stability
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Crown Commonwealth of Yohannes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Majesty Wilhelm III with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.429 billion Yohannesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Te Whanganui-a-Tara. The average income tax rate is 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yohannesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion Quertz russlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 122,477 Quertz russlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, His Majesty Wilhelm III's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and healthcare funding has been cut. Crime is almost non-existent. Yohannes's national animal is the Blue Kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Catholic Church in Yohannes.

Yohannes is ranked 53,774th in the world and 37th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,886.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,268thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,441stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,736thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,447thHighest Economic Output: 6,209thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,450thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,818thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,095thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,560thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,429thLargest Mining Sector: 10,388thMost Avoided: 11,140thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,855thSmartest Citizens: 12,260thFattest Citizens: 13,105thMost Efficient Economies: 13,323rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,793rd
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yohannes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Yohannes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Yohannes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Yohannes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Yohannes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Yohannes's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Yohannes lodged a message on the Greater Dienstad Regional Message Board.
  • : Yohannes lodged a message on the Greater Dienstad Regional Message Board.
  • : Yohannes's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Yohannes's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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