The White Sands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Khen Pef Ran
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The White Sands of Yoh-en-Boeit is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by High Chieftainess Demiana Bayoumi with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.402 billion RemenYohs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nashete. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Yoh-en-Boeitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion Torils a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 157,174 Torils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Yoh-en-Boeit, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of Yoh-en-Boeit in search of Mooncalves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoh-en-Boeit's national animal is the Mooncalf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yoh-en-Boeit is ranked 21st in North Africa and 135,880th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 31 minutes ago

  • Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Yoh-en-Boeit, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Yoh-en-Boeit in search of Mooncalves.
  • Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Yoh-en-Boeit, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Yoh-en-Boeit, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 15 hours ago: Yoh-en-Boeit lodged a message on the North Africa Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Yoh-en-Boeit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yoh-en-Boeit, Max Barry is this year's Miss Yoh-en-Boeit.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Yoh-en-Boeit agreed to construct embassies between North Africa and United North Atlantic.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Yoh-en-Boeit lodged a message on the North Africa Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoh-en-Boeit, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Mooncalfball fields.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Yoh-en-Boeit, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Yoh-en-Boeit.

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