Least Corrupt Governments: 755th Safest: 1,310th Most Pacifist: 1,445th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Wedontneednostinkingmotto
Uriah Biggles
Regional Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Republic of Yiyah is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Uriah Biggles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.469 billion Yiyahians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yiyah City. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The large but sluggish Yiyahian economy, worth 512 trillion Yiyahs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 44,678 Yiyahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yiyah's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yiyah is ranked 173,361st in the world and 183rd in Forest for Most Armed, with 0.1 Weapons Per Person.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 755thSafest: 1,310thMost Pacifist: 1,445thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,557thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,977thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,147thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,547thNicest Citizens: 2,750thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,923rdMost Cultured: 3,576thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,614thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,768thLargest Governments: 4,587thBest Weather: 5,487thSmartest Citizens: 6,625thMost Income Equality: 7,188thLowest Crime Rates: 7,966thMost Inclusive: 8,241stTop
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Nudest: 9,587thLargest Populations: 9,630thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,446thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,451stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,620thMost Secular: 11,636thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,471stHighest Drug Use: 16,252ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,889th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionTop
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Safest: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, Uriah Biggles's personal home is one of Forest's most notorious party destinations.
  • : Yiyah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Yiyah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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