Least Corrupt Governments: 622nd Safest: 1,309th Most Income Equality: 1,476th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Wedontneednostinkingmotto
Uriah Biggles
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
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The Republic of Yiyah is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Uriah Biggles with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.507 billion Yiyahians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yiyah City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The large but stagnant Yiyahian economy, worth 205 trillion Yiyahs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 19,567 Yiyahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Yiyah are blocked up with orders for new public loos, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, Yiyah's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and future leaders of Yiyah regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yiyah's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yiyah is ranked 40,080th in the world and 93rd in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,142.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 622ndSafest: 1,309thMost Income Equality: 1,476thTop
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Most Pacifist: 1,515thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,628thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,095thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,199thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,558thNicest Citizens: 2,917thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,265thMost Cultured: 3,418thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,642ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,800thLargest Governments: 5,285thBest Weather: 6,105thSmartest Citizens: 6,863rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,547thMost Inclusive: 9,098thMost Politically Free: 10,181stLargest Populations: 10,212thNudest: 10,748thMost Extreme: 10,948th
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Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, future leaders of Yiyah regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Yiyah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, Yiyah's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, builders across Yiyah are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Yiyah for ignoring crimes against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiyah, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Yiyah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.

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