The Lord of Yeshu Ben Pantera is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yeshu with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 27.911 billion Yeshu Ben Panterans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betlehem. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The all-consuming Yeshu Ben Panteran economy, worth a remarkable 2,863 trillion wines a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 102,589 wines, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime is totally unknown. Yeshu Ben Pantera's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yeshu Ben Pantera is ranked 78,666^th in the world and 4,246^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.74 law-abiding acts per hour.