The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
under new management
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Yertania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Populist Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.74 billion Yertanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bratislava Forest. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yertanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,038 trillion silver coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,793 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Yertania's national animal is the mythic grappelzen, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yertania is ranked 1st in Socialist Republic of America and 3,280th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yertania, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yertania, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yertania, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yertania, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Yertania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Yertania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 11 days ago: Yertania's influence in Socialist Republic of America fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 13 days ago: Yertania's influence in Socialist Republic of America fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • 13 days ago: Yertania's influence in Socialist Republic of America fell from "Hermit" to "Power".
  • 14 days ago: Yertania's influence in Socialist Republic of America rose from "Minnow" to "Hermit".

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by Max Barry

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