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The Pristine Wilderness of Yeldan Nature Preserve

“Let us return to the trees, my brothers!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Forest

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The Pristine Wilderness of Yeldan Nature Preserve is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by China Cat Sunflower with an even hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 19.797 billion Yeldan Nature Preserveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of the Environment, with areas such as Defence and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a psychedelic school bus. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, a psychedelic school bus spends billions upgrading public transport, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and police officers ride the swiftest Spotthecats. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Yeldan Nature Preserve's national animal is the Spotthecat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Environmentalism, and its currency is the YNP Pound.

Yeldan Nature Preserve is ranked 36th in Forest and 45,521st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 74 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Yeldan Nature Preserve, police officers ride the swiftest Spotthecats.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Yeldan Nature Preserve, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Yeldan Nature Preserve, a psychedelic school bus spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Yeldan Nature Preserve, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 42 days ago: Yeldan Nature Preserve altered its national flag.
  • 51 days ago: Yeldan Nature Preserve was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 79 days ago: Yeldan Nature Preserve was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Income Equality.
  • 81 days ago: Following new legislation in Yeldan Nature Preserve, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • 102 days ago: Following new legislation in Yeldan Nature Preserve, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 102 days ago: Following new legislation in Yeldan Nature Preserve, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.

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