The Red Islands of
Father Knows Best State
Complectere Oceanus Furor
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Red Islands of Yaswant is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Minker with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.295 billion Yaswantians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kynsi. The average income tax rate is 2.5%.

The Yaswantian economy, worth a remarkable 1,036 trillion Igniss a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 91,737 Igniss, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege Kynsi's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yaswant's national animal is the Nighthawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cthulhu.

Yaswant is ranked 56th in Texas and 42,710th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 22 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yaswant was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, conspiracy theorists allege Kynsi's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Yaswant was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Kynsi for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, criminals are thrown to the Nighthawks to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.

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