The Red Islands of
Father Knows Best State
Complectere Oceanus Furor
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Red Islands of Yaswant is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Minker with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.326 billion Yaswantians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kynsi. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The Yaswantian economy, worth 925 trillion Igniss a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 89,655 Igniss, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and Minker's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaswant's national animal is the Nighthawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cthulhu.

Yaswant is ranked 121st in Texas and 114,936th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -271 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yaswant fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Yaswant fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, Minker's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Yaswant was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaswant, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.

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