The Confederate States of
Left-wing Utopia
Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Confederate States of Yannia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yann Hendric III with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.224 billion Yannians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth a remarkable 6,994 trillion Stvrs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 301,191 Stvrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, the nation leads The Heartland in per capita stalking, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 3rd in The Heartland and 25,100th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 92 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, the nation leads The Heartland in per capita stalking.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Yannia altered its national flag.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.

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