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The Confederate States of Yannia

“Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: The Heartland

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The Confederate States of Yannia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Yann Hendric III with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.962 billion Yannians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Drakonism, and its currency is the Stvr.

Yannia is ranked 34th in The Heartland and 113,887th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Yannia.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Yannia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.

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