Most Cultured: 8th Least Corrupt Governments: 14th Largest Welfare Programs: 18th
The Nudist States of
New York Times Democracy
Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yann Hendric III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.805 billion Yannians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Yannian economy, worth a remarkable 7,215 trillion Stvrs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 279,614 Stvrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and heavily subsidised Yannian baskets litter the streets of Nudist Dreamland. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 42,431st in the world and 14th in Nudist Dreamland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,085.19 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Cultured: 8thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14thLargest Welfare Programs: 18thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23rdHealthiest Citizens: 29thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30thMost Inclusive: 34thMost Rebellious Youth: 47thSmartest Citizens: 67thNicest Citizens: 88thMost Compassionate Citizens: 99thLongest Average Lifespans: 109thMost Advanced Public Transport: 113thMost Cheerful Citizens: 121stLargest Governments: 124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 258thMost Secular: 300thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 301stHighest Economic Output: 416thLargest Publishing Industry: 450thMost Beautiful Environments: 498thSafest: 726thMost Pacifist: 776thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,035thLargest Populations: 1,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,362ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,545thNudest: 3,542ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,006thMost Developed: 6,740thTop
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Most Politically Free: 7,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,921st
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, heavily subsidised Yannian baskets litter the streets of Nudist Dreamland.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • : Yannia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, the Yannian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.

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