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The Kingdom of Yamela

“Amaro, libervad, Pwisan”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Grand Central

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The Kingdom of Yamela is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5.427 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fralkan. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yamela's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Cratianism, and its currency is the Mai.

Yamela is ranked 36th in Grand Central and 117,431st in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 9 hours ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yamela, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yamela, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yamela, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yamela, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yamela, Yamela Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Yamela voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend 1 Infinite Loop".
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Yamela voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World University for Peace".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Yamela, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Yamela, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Yamela.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Yamela, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.

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