The Belakosarian Republic of Yakzistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Oleg Borushko with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.176 billion Belakosarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Milož. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Belekorsian economy, worth 632 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 77,365 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The dartboard at the Belekorsian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of President Oleg Borushko's face, glamping Belakosarians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the government is avowedly secular, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yakzistan's national animal is the Steppe Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zarskofism.

Yakzistan is ranked 89,031^st in the world and 4,702^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.32 law-abiding acts per hour.