The Principality of
Compulsory Consumerist State
America's Biggest City
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Principality of Yakutat is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.679 billion Yakutatians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The very strong Yakutatian economy, worth 535 trillion nugget a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,686 nugget, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,314 per year while the poor average 13,810, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, Harry Potter books are banned, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime is a problem. Yakutat's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yakutat is ranked 4th in Alaska and 129,514th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -3 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 21 hours ago

  • 11 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 32 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 43 days ago: Yakutat fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 62 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 83 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 97 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • 174 days ago: Yakutat's influence in Alaska rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 187 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 256 days ago: Yakutat's influence in Alaska rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • 293 days ago: Yakutat fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

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