The Principality of
Compulsory Consumerist State
America's Biggest City
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Principality of Yakutat is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.907 billion Yakutatians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The very strong Yakutatian economy, worth 549 trillion nugget a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,686 nugget, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,314 per year while the poor average 13,810, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, Harry Potter books are banned, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime is a problem. Yakutat's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yakutat is ranked 2nd in Alaska and 12,013th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring 10.399 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 34 days ago: Yakutat's influence in Alaska rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • 48 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 69 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 80 days ago: Yakutat fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 99 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 120 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 134 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • 212 days ago: Yakutat's influence in Alaska rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 224 days ago: Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 294 days ago: Yakutat's influence in Alaska rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".

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