Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,945th Most Stationary: 8,624th Largest Populations: 8,990th
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Compulsory Consumerist State
America's Biggest City
Regional Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Principality of Yakutat is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.648 billion Yakutatians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The very strong Yakutatian economy, worth 720 trillion nuggetss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,836 nuggetss, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,813 per year while the poor average 13,843, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, Harry Potter books are banned, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime is a problem. Yakutat's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yakutat is ranked 32,176th in the world and 3rd in Alaska for Most Conservative, scoring 64.44 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Stationary: 8,624thLargest Populations: 8,990thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,343rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,875thLargest Black Market: 11,169thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,680thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,512thMost Influential: 13,966thHighest Economic Output: 15,081st

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  • : Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens, Highest Crime Rates, and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Yakutat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Yakutat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Yakutat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Yakutat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, Largest Trout Fishing Sector, Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, and Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Yakutat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Yakutat's influence in Alaska rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Yakutat's influence in Alaska fell from "Enforcer" to "Contender".

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