The Holy Empire of Yakosan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 24.367 billion Yakosanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yakosanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Stars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 48,138 Stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Divorce is illegal, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Yakosan. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Yakosan's national animal is the camel and its national religion is Yakoism.

Yakosan is ranked 196,084^th in the world and 1^st in Death iz here for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.04 law-abiding acts per hour.