Rudest Citizens: 103rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 116th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 237th
The Pirates of
Capitalist Paradise
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.234 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 6,416 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 227,270 Dark Net Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,390,647 per year while the poor average 16,332, a ratio of 85.1 to 1.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Xyanth City as a backdrop, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 116th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 99.56 Whatever.

Rudest Citizens: 103rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 116thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 237thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 335thLargest Populations: 445thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 499thHighest Economic Output: 522ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 594thMost Avoided: 640thFattest Citizens: 681stLargest Retail Industry: 683rdMost Secular: 757thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,010thMost Armed: 1,094thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,553rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,106thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,372ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,443rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,472ndSmartest Citizens: 2,501stLargest Mining Sector: 2,726thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,909thHighest Average Incomes: 2,950thHighest Crime Rates: 2,959thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,476thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,954thMost Stationary: 4,044thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,281stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,661stMost Pro-Market: 5,543rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,872ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,680thTop
Largest Black Market: 7,894thMost Influential: 8,313thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,996thNudest: 13,865thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,668th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the region

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