The Pirates of
Capitalizt
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.879 billion Xyanthians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 6,429 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 248,446 Dark Net Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,351,307 per year while the poor average 23,485, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 4th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region and 356th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 22 on the Hayek Index.

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