The Democratic Republic of
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
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The Democratic Republic of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.504 billion Xyanthians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 6,271 trillion floggels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 245,885 floggels, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,523,125 per year while the poor average 17,126, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 33rd in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region and 142,747th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -647 Smiles Per Hour (net).

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