The Pirates of
Capitalizt
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.26 billion Xyanthians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 6,713 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 255,672 Dark Net Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,425,374 per year while the poor average 22,896, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Xyanth's pristine beaches, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Xyanth's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 27th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region and 117,525th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -1,952 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xyanth, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Xyanth's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyanth, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyanth, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyanth, citizens must pay to enjoy Xyanth's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyanth, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • : Xyanth lodged a message on the Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region Regional Message Board.
  • : Xyanth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Xyanth fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Xyanth lodged a message on the Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region Regional Message Board.
  • : Xyanth created a new poll in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region: "What to do about people that cannot pay back their student loans? ".

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