Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111th Rudest Citizens: 222nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 250th
The Pirates of
Capitalist Paradise
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.576 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 7,226 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 252,897 Dark Net Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,288,239 per year while the poor average 27,400, a ratio of 47.0 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, future leaders of Xyanth regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 104,177th in the world and 45th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 179.11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111thRudest Citizens: 222ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 250thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 380thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 416thHighest Economic Output: 443rdLargest Populations: 449thLargest Retail Industry: 461stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 518thMost Avoided: 661stFattest Citizens: 726thMost Secular: 1,115thMost Armed: 1,132ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,225thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,251stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,811thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,915thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,039thLargest Mining Sector: 2,157thHighest Average Incomes: 2,201stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,280thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,449thSmartest Citizens: 2,695thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,745thHighest Crime Rates: 2,780thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,485thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,879thMost Stationary: 3,917thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,447thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,366thLargest Black Market: 7,411thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,027thMost Influential: 8,098thMost Pro-Market: 12,986thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,018th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the region

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