Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113th Rudest Citizens: 181st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 238th
The Pirates of
Capitalist Paradise
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
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The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.189 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 7,086 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 242,773 Dark Net Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,384,225 per year while the poor average 20,667, a ratio of 67.0 to 1.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, and the police double as repo men. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 177,922nd in the world and 51st in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -38.34 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113thRudest Citizens: 181stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 238thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 387thLargest Populations: 434thHighest Economic Output: 475thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 517thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 526thLargest Retail Industry: 611thMost Avoided: 642ndFattest Citizens: 754thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,071stMost Armed: 1,082ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,287thTop
Most Secular: 1,828thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,977thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,156thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,329thLargest Mining Sector: 2,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,532ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,586thHighest Average Incomes: 2,606thSmartest Citizens: 2,734thHighest Crime Rates: 2,757thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,867thMost Stationary: 3,624thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,779thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,021stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,716thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,858thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,221stLargest Black Market: 7,670thMost Influential: 8,120thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,751stTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,934thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,921stNudest: 16,329th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the region

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