Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113th Rudest Citizens: 193rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 249th
The Pirates of
Capitalist Paradise
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.803 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 6,951 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 241,338 Dark Net Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,142,372 per year while the poor average 30,150, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 2,417th in the world and 7th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 17,040.64 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113thRudest Citizens: 193rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 249thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 388thLargest Populations: 437thHighest Economic Output: 482ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 520thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 521stLargest Retail Industry: 600thMost Avoided: 657thFattest Citizens: 751stMost Armed: 1,110thMost Secular: 1,297thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,343rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,558thTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,007thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,132ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,375thLargest Mining Sector: 2,417thHighest Average Incomes: 2,617thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,709thSmartest Citizens: 2,714thHighest Crime Rates: 2,729thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,929thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,840thMost Stationary: 3,843rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,787thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,503rdLargest Black Market: 7,613thMost Influential: 8,112thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,535thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,181stTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,722ndNudest: 16,824th
Top
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xyanth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyanth, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
  • : Xyanth's influence in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Xyanth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Most Influential and Most Corrupt Governments, and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Xyanth lodged a message on the Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyanth, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyanth, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyanth, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Xyanth lodged a message on the Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region Regional Message Board.
  • : Xyanth lodged a message on the Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region Regional Message Board.

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