Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 110th Rudest Citizens: 203rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 240th
The Pirates of
Capitalist Paradise
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.437 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 7,191 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 252,897 Dark Net Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,288,239 per year while the poor average 27,400, a ratio of 47.0 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, future leaders of Xyanth regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 62,959th in the world and 7th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Largest Governments, scoring 16.82 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Top
1%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 110thRudest Citizens: 203rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 240thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 368thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 410thHighest Economic Output: 432ndLargest Populations: 444thLargest Retail Industry: 448thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 509thMost Avoided: 649thFattest Citizens: 705thMost Secular: 955thMost Armed: 1,112thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,218thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,221stTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,792ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,887thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,024thLargest Mining Sector: 2,148thHighest Average Incomes: 2,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,187thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,428thSmartest Citizens: 2,630thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,707thHighest Crime Rates: 2,771stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,445thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,787thMost Stationary: 3,954thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,310thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,901stLargest Black Market: 7,341stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,982ndMost Influential: 8,139thTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,289thMost Pro-Market: 12,318thNudest: 16,024th
Top
5%
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics