Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 122nd Rudest Citizens: 146th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 235th
The Pirates of
Capitalizt
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Average

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The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.042 billion Xyanthians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but inefficient Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 4,997 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,205 Dark Net Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,103,885 per year while the poor average 12,412, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Xyanth has found 2 easter eggs), and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 11,859th in the world and 8th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 6,012.52 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 122ndRudest Citizens: 146thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 235thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 333rdLargest Populations: 447thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 496thMost Secular: 638thMost Avoided: 655thFattest Citizens: 693rdHighest Economic Output: 835thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,189thMost Armed: 1,217thLargest Retail Industry: 1,580thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,652ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,969thSmartest Citizens: 2,372ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,433rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,541stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,000thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,055thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,065thMost Stationary: 4,091stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,250thLargest Mining Sector: 4,265thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,315thMost Pro-Market: 5,732ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,829thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,885thMost Influential: 8,333rdLargest Insurance Industry: 8,841stTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,129thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,655thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,290thNudest: 10,340thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,859thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,060th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the region

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