Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111th Rudest Citizens: 210th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 246th
The Pirates of
Capitalist Paradise
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
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The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.947 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 7,114 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,773 Dark Net Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,174,447 per year while the poor average 30,161, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 194,777th in the world and 56th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4.86 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111thRudest Citizens: 210thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 246thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 386thLargest Populations: 432ndHighest Economic Output: 461stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 490thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 521stLargest Retail Industry: 538thMost Avoided: 653rdFattest Citizens: 764thMost Armed: 1,076thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,286thMost Secular: 1,483rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,492ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,887thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,045thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,204thLargest Mining Sector: 2,367thHighest Average Incomes: 2,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,482ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,565thHighest Crime Rates: 2,619thSmartest Citizens: 2,706thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,796thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,684thMost Stationary: 3,768thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,608thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,539thLargest Black Market: 7,593rdMost Influential: 8,046thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,666thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,171stTop
Nudest: 15,613thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,868th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the region

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