Rudest Citizens: 116th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 231st
The Pirates of
Capitalizt
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Good

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The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.904 billion Xyanthians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but underdeveloped Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 4,713 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 168,919 Dark Net Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,107,910 per year while the poor average 10,084, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Xyanth is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 190,753rd in the world and 53rd in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Most Primitive, scoring -401.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 231stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 333rdLargest Populations: 447thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 508thMost Secular: 584thMost Avoided: 665thFattest Citizens: 675thHighest Economic Output: 922ndMost Armed: 1,190thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,350thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,580thLargest Retail Industry: 1,757thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,821stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,221stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,751stHighest Crime Rates: 3,360thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,812thMost Stationary: 4,153rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,317thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,325thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,535thLargest Mining Sector: 4,740thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,845thMost Pro-Market: 5,243rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,436thHighest Average Incomes: 6,584thMost Influential: 8,303rdLargest Black Market: 9,271stNudest: 9,310thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9,796thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,371stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,383rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,524thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,289thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,942nd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the region

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