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The Democratic Republic of Xyanth

“If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region


The Democratic Republic of Xyanth is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Grand Wizzer with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.401 billion Xyanthians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology industries.

The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime is pervasive. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the floggel.

Xyanth is ranked 26th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region and 113,531st in the world for Best Weather, with -1,427 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago


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