The Pirates of
Capitalizt
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.447 billion Xyanthians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but inefficient Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 4,664 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 176,387 Dark Net Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 983,360 per year while the poor average 15,795, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Most academic research has ground to a halt, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, and prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 23rd in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region and 129,695th in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring -717 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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