The United Green Kingdom of XScLs_FreeLand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by XScL Of Freeland with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25 billion Freelandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of the Free Diem. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freelandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,382 trillion Donks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,314 Donks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown. XScLs_FreeLand's national animal is the Smurf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XScLs_FreeLand is ranked 24,160^th in the world and 16^th in Kantrias for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.54 law-abiding acts per hour.