The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 12.638 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.
The all-consuming Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion Phoenics a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 87,395 Phoenics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,326 per year while the poor average 16,087, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.
Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great and Glorious Afro.
Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago
- 6 days ago: Xlanar was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 5%).
- 7 days ago: Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
- 8 days ago: Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- 8 days ago: Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed.
- 26 days ago: Xlanar fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- 26 days ago: Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
- 27 days ago: Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
- 28 days ago: Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- 34 days ago: Xlanar fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Devout.
- 38 days ago: Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.