Most Stationary: 1,926th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,157th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,086th
The Psycho Sergeant of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Once a hawk, always a hawk.
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.525 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Phoenics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,895 Phoenics, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 610,461 per year while the poor average 7,716, a ratio of 79.1 to 1.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Xlanar's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great and Glorious Afro.

Xlanar is ranked 50,779th in the world and 72nd in The Black Hawks for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,337.91 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Stationary: 1,926thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,157thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,086thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,821stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,945thMost Pro-Market: 5,451stLargest Populations: 5,521stHighest Economic Output: 5,646thMost Influential: 6,667thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,005thFattest Citizens: 7,148thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 8,038thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,339thMost Extreme: 9,855thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,056thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,491stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,785thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,054th
Top
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Xlanar voted for The Black Hawk of We Are Not TBH in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Xlanar's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.

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