Most Stationary: 1,837th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,179th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,829th
The Psycho Sergeant of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Once a hawk, always a hawk.
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The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.058 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,636 trillion Phoenics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,895 Phoenics, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 610,461 per year while the poor average 7,716, a ratio of 79.1 to 1.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Xlanar's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great and Glorious Afro.

Xlanar is ranked 22,380th in the world and 28th in The Black Hawks for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 178.8 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Stationary: 1,837thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,179thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,829thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,106thLargest Populations: 5,328thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,337thHighest Economic Output: 5,683rdMost Influential: 6,393rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,586thMost Pro-Market: 6,834thFattest Citizens: 6,956thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,679thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,640thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,783rdMost Extreme: 10,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,117thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,729th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Xlanar voted for The Black Hawk of We Are Not TBH in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.


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