Most Stationary: 1,792nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,205th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,978th
The Psycho Sergeant of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Once a hawk, always a hawk.
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The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.236 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,654 trillion Phoenics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,895 Phoenics, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 610,461 per year while the poor average 7,716, a ratio of 79.1 to 1.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Xlanar's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great and Glorious Afro.

Xlanar is ranked 52,490th in the world and 111th in The Black Hawks for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 73.5 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Stationary: 1,792ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,978thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,257thLargest Populations: 5,360thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,689thHighest Economic Output: 5,696thMost Influential: 6,376thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,478thFattest Citizens: 6,967thMost Pro-Market: 7,493rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,457thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,658thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,947thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,807thMost Extreme: 12,279thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,148thMost Developed: 15,673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,933rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,518th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionMost Extreme: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41st in the regionMost Devout: 50th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Largest Information Technology Sector, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Compassionate Citizens.


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