The Psycho Sergeant of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Once a hawk, always a hawk.
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.699 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,462 trillion Phoenics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,516 Phoenics, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 569,031 per year while the poor average 8,416, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

The nation leads The Black Hawks in per capita stalking, military service is compulsory, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great and Glorious Afro.

Xlanar is ranked 181st in The Black Hawks and 94,133rd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Xlanar fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest.
  • : Xlanar fell out of the world Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : Xlanar fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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