Location: The Black Hawks

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 8.731 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, people caught mistreating Xlanar's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Mormon, and its currency is the Phoenic.

Xlanar is ranked 264th in The Black Hawks and 71,479th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 0 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and