The Psycho Sergeant of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Once a hawk, always a hawk.
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.707 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The all-consuming Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Phoenics a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 90,085 Phoenics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 418,523 per year while the poor average 11,652, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Companies balk at paying their workers, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great and Glorious Afro.

Xlanar is ranked 215th in The Black Hawks and 111,913th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -204 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, companies balk at paying their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.

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