Most Stationary: 1,863rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,194th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,833rd
The Psycho Sergeant of
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The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.882 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,618 trillion Phoenics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,895 Phoenics, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 610,461 per year while the poor average 7,716, a ratio of 79.1 to 1.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Xlanar's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great and Glorious Afro.

Xlanar is ranked 65,084th in the world and 179th in The Black Hawks for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,215.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Stationary: 1,863rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,194thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,833rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,032ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,141stLargest Populations: 5,395thHighest Economic Output: 5,703rdMost Influential: 6,348thMost Pro-Market: 6,736thFattest Citizens: 6,872ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,891stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,574thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,786thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,819thMost Extreme: 10,858thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,444thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,697thMost Developed: 15,367thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,385th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Xlanar voted for The Black Hawk of We Are Not TBH in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.


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