Most Stationary: 1,747th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,215th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,046th
The Psycho Sergeant of
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The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.453 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,676 trillion Phoenics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,895 Phoenics, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 610,461 per year while the poor average 7,716, a ratio of 79.1 to 1.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Xlanar's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great and Glorious Afro.

Xlanar is ranked 86,913th in the world and 276th in The Black Hawks for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 899.2 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Stationary: 1,747thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,215thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,046thLargest Populations: 5,295thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,515thHighest Economic Output: 5,693rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,073rdMost Influential: 6,393rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,554thFattest Citizens: 7,098thMost Pro-Market: 7,900thLargest Mining Sector: 8,691stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,767thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,648thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,199thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,055thMost Extreme: 12,411thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,357thMost Developed: 16,294th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionMost Devout: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the region

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