“Once a hawk, always a hawk.”
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Regional Influence: Negotiator
Location: The Black Hawks
The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 11.361 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration.
Criminals are thrown to the Phoenixs to repay their debt to society, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, and CDs are regularly copy-protected. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Freedom, and its currency is the Phoenic.
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago
- 17 hours ago: Xlanar fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Average.
- 5 days ago: Xlanar fell out of the world Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.
- 5 days ago: Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
- 10 days ago: Xlanar changed its national faith to "Freedom".
- 31 days ago: Xlanar fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Influential.
- 39 days ago: Xlanar fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Devout.
- 84 days ago: Xlanar lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- 88 days ago: Xlanar lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- 90 days ago: Xlanar lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
- 121 days ago: The Evil Overlord of New Xlanar donated ฿ 2.000 ByteCoin to Xlanar.