The Psycho Sergeant of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Once a hawk, always a hawk.
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 13.523 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The all-consuming Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,196 trillion Phoenics a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,449 Phoenics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 346,040 per year while the poor average 15,401, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

The government is a law unto itself, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and governments opposing Xlanar are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great and Glorious Afro.

Xlanar is ranked 227th in The Black Hawks and 97,360th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 0 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Xlanar fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".

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