The Psycho Sergeant of
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The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.217 billion Xlanarians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,343 trillion Phoenics a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 94,531 Phoenics, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 540,525 per year while the poor average 7,995, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

A large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, Connor Phillips claims to be the epitome of family values, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great and Glorious Afro.

Xlanar is ranked 240th in The Black Hawks and 139,599th in the world for Nudest, with 22 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Xlanar fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
  • : Xlanar was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Dictatorship of Jampona, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".


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