Most Stationary: 1,941st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,133rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,311th
The Psycho Sergeant of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Once a hawk, always a hawk.
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.349 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion Phoenics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,895 Phoenics, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 610,461 per year while the poor average 7,716, a ratio of 79.1 to 1.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Xlanar's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great and Glorious Afro.

Xlanar is ranked 160,907th in the world and 117th in The Black Hawks for Least Corrupt Governments, with 83.33 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Top
5%
Most Stationary: 1,941stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,133rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,311thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,598thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,040thLargest Populations: 5,565thHighest Economic Output: 5,593rdMost Pro-Market: 5,850thMost Influential: 6,679thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,961stFattest Citizens: 7,295thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,002ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,087thTop
10%
Most Extreme: 11,299thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,746thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,014thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,477thMost Developed: 14,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,026th
Top
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Xlanar voted for The Black Hawk of We Are Not TBH in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Xlanar's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.

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