Highest Wealthy Incomes: 456th Largest Mining Sector: 1,045th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,060th
The Empiric Federation of
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The Supreme Overlord
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The Empiric Federation of Xixq is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.781 billion Xixqes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xixq City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Xixqian economy, worth a remarkable 1,508 trillion Xafs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 260,933 Xafs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,903,350 per year while the poor average 11,127, a ratio of 171 to 1.

90% of active duty XAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, The Supreme Overlord panders to nontraditional families, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and labour strikes are routinely squashed by police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Xixq's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Xixian.

Xixq is ranked 174,417th in the world and 4,715th in Lazarus for Most Politically Free, scoring 8.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 456thLargest Mining Sector: 1,045thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,060thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,231stMost Conservative: 1,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,622ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,636thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,644thLowest Crime Rates: 1,896thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,008thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,196thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,216thMost Extreme: 2,819thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,998thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,027thMost Avoided: 3,031stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,088thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,767thMost Efficient Economies: 3,799thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,093rdSafest: 4,705thLargest Retail Industry: 4,712thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,040thMost Pro-Market: 5,143rdLargest Black Market: 5,533rdLargest Governments: 5,573rdMost Devout: 5,852ndFattest Citizens: 6,423rdHighest Economic Output: 6,456thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,239thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,245thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11,662ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,763rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,789thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,972ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,468th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Extreme: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Conservative: 59th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 67th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 104th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 123rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 150th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 166th in the regionMost Avoided: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 190th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 230th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 243rd in the regionSafest: 244th in the regionLargest Governments: 252nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 261st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 279th in the regionMost Devout: 288th in the regionLargest Black Market: 323rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 355th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 356th in the regionFattest Citizens: 367th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 375th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 389th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 502nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xixq was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Xixq's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Xixq, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Xixq, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Xixq, The Supreme Overlord panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Xixq, 90% of active duty XAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Xixq, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Xixq's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Xixq was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates, Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, and Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Xixq, it's always rabbit season.


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