| Category: Corporate Police State | ||
| Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Balder
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Empiric Federation of Xixq is a massive, devout nation, ruled by The Supreme Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.582 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xixq City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 94%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.
Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and children spout "Bow before the mighty government." involuntarily throughout the day. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xixq's national animal is the grizzly bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Xixqian, and its currency is the xaf.
Xixq is ranked 80th in Balder and 3,165th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 15 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

































































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago
- 69 minutes ago: Following new legislation in
Xixq, children spout "Bow before the mighty government." involuntarily throughout the day. - 69 minutes ago: Following new legislation in
Xixq, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Xixq, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Xixq, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. - 7 days ago:
Xixq was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector. - 15 days ago:
Xixq was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided. - 20 days ago:
Xixq was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest. - 23 days ago: Following new legislation in
Xixq, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. - 23 days ago:
Xixq was refounded. - 71 days ago:
Xixq ceased to exist.






