Least Corrupt Governments: 2,734th Smartest Citizens: 6,416th Healthiest Citizens: 7,066th
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The Empire of Xerithian Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Matthew Starprancer III with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.507 billion Xerithian Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philos. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Xerithian Empirean economy, worth 261 trillion Zreks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,444 Zreks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, school uniforms are compulsory, and condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xerithian Empire's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xerithian Empire is ranked 146,603rd in the world and 4,137th in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.22 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,734thSmartest Citizens: 6,416thHealthiest Citizens: 7,066thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,761stTop
Safest: 8,346thMost Cultured: 8,519thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,700thNicest Citizens: 10,161stLargest Governments: 11,459thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,107thMost Secular: 13,003rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,035thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,602ndMost Income Equality: 15,967th
Least Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 201st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 306th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 308th in the regionMost Cultured: 312th in the regionSafest: 359th in the regionMost Secular: 370th in the regionNicest Citizens: 386th in the regionMost Income Equality: 406th in the regionLargest Governments: 460th in the region

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