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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,189thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,456thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,403rd
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Too dumb to surrender
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Xadah

Population14.865 billion

CapitalTask
FaithVioletism

CurrencyTy
Animaljaguar

The Kingdom of Xadah is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.865 billion Xadahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Task. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xadahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion Ties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,489 Ties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, nude art is becoming wildly popular, many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and it is a silent spring in Xadah. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xadah's national animal is the jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Xadah is ranked 198,768th in the world and 61st in Kelra for Most Stationary, with 49.13005883452 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,189thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,456thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,434thNudest: 5,846thFattest Citizens: 6,846thMost Primitive: 6,939thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,389thLargest Black Market: 7,881stMost Avoided: 8,743rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,445thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,006thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,047thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,877thMost Authoritarian: 17,952ndHighest Economic Output: 18,433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,766thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,282ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,638thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,689thMost Pacifist: 24,099thLargest Populations: 26,888th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xadah, it is a silent spring in Xadah.
  • : Following new legislation in Xadah, many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Xadah, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Xadah, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Xadah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Xadah's influence in Kelra rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Xadah's influence in Kelra fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Xadah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Xadah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Xadah's influence in Kelra rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

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