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The Illustriously Shiny Embassy of Wysterian Ambassadors

“Representing our Green and Pleasant Region to the World”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Illustriously Shiny Embassy of Wysterian Ambassadors is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.915 billion Wysterian Ambassadorsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 8%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Wysterian Ambassadors Blood Tithe. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Wysterian Ambassadors's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Hand of Friendship.

Wysterian Ambassadors is ranked 36th in Wysteria and 8,469th in the world for Best Weather, with 112 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Wysterian Ambassadors fell out of the world Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: Wysterian Ambassadors fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 36 days ago: Wysterian Ambassadors was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • 55 days ago: Wysterian Ambassadors fell out of the regional Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.
  • 67 days ago: Following new legislation in Wysterian Ambassadors, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Wysterian Ambassadors Blood Tithe.
  • 67 days ago: Following new legislation in Wysterian Ambassadors, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 67 days ago: Following new legislation in Wysterian Ambassadors, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine.
  • 67 days ago: Following new legislation in Wysterian Ambassadors, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 69 days ago: Following new legislation in Wysterian Ambassadors, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • 69 days ago: Following new legislation in Wysterian Ambassadors, Wysterian Ambassadors's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.

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