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The Imperial Principality of Wysteria

“Die eine hand wńscht die andere.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Imperial Principality of Wysteria is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Nathaniel Mor with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.953 billion, 1.948 billion of whom are zombies, Wysterians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Education and Public Transport receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vendonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A robust private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Gambling and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime is a problem. Wysteria's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Judaism, and its currency is the Karan.

Wysteria is ranked 295th in the Rejected Realms and 18,702nd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Wysteria is currently researching a cure.

People: 5,188,538

Zombies: 1,947,901,952

Dead: 3,316,014,313

Survival Rate: 0.09%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Wysteria was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Wysteria was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 12 days ago: Wysteria was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 40 days ago: Wysteria was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 44 days ago: Wysteria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 47 days ago: Wysteria was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 80 days ago: Wysteria was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 81 days ago: Wysteria was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 85 days ago: Wysteria was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nudest.
  • 88 days ago: Wysteria was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout.

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