Safest: 807th Most Income Equality: 1,690th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,998th
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The Queendom of Wyare is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Lydia Cuthbertson Shelley with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.738 billion Wyareians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fleurette. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The large but stagnant Wyareian economy, worth 216 trillion Quns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,953 Quns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, guns are banned, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyare's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Religion.

Wyare is ranked 144,892nd in the world and 3,936th in Osiris for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -12.41 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Safest: 807thTop
Most Income Equality: 1,690thLowest Crime Rates: 1,998thMost Pacifist: 2,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,550thLargest Governments: 2,777thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,522ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,606thHealthiest Citizens: 3,877thNicest Citizens: 5,087thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,111thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,176thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,616thMost Cultured: 6,771stTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,797thBest Weather: 11,340thMost Inclusive: 14,696th
Safest: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 31st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 115th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 140th in the regionNicest Citizens: 147th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 214th in the regionMost Cultured: 231st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 243rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 256th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 304th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest and the Top 5% for Most Income Equality, Most Beautiful Environments, Lowest Crime Rates, and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Wyare was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Wyare ceased to exist.
  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential.


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