Safest: 826th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,033rd Most Pacifist: 2,048th
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The Queendom of Wyare is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Lydia Cuthbertson Shelley with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.879 billion Wyareians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fleurette. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The large but stagnant Wyareian economy, worth 220 trillion Quns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,953 Quns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, guns are banned, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyare's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Religion.

Wyare is ranked 68,058th in the world and 2,578th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,234.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Safest: 826thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,033rdMost Pacifist: 2,048thMost Income Equality: 2,083rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,593rdLargest Governments: 2,851stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,640thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,677thHealthiest Citizens: 3,951stNicest Citizens: 5,053rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,218thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,778thMost Cultured: 6,815thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,966thBest Weather: 11,543rdMost Inclusive: 14,422nd
Safest: 24th in the regionMost Income Equality: 36th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 153rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 162nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionMost Cultured: 235th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 245th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 252nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 354th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest and the Top 5% for Most Income Equality, Most Beautiful Environments, Lowest Crime Rates, and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Wyare was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Wyare ceased to exist.
  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.


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