Safest: 843rd Lowest Crime Rates: 2,080th Most Pacifist: 2,111th
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The Queendom of Wyare is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Lydia Cuthbertson Shelley with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.057 billion Wyareians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fleurette. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The large but stagnant Wyareian economy, worth 225 trillion Quns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,953 Quns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, guns are banned, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyare's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Religion.

Wyare is ranked 149,192nd in the world and 4,090th in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Safest: 843rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,080thMost Pacifist: 2,111thMost Income Equality: 2,163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,691stLargest Governments: 2,950thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,776thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,826thHealthiest Citizens: 4,004thNicest Citizens: 5,184thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,315thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,511thMost Cultured: 6,806thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,917thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,106thBest Weather: 11,516thMost Inclusive: 14,477th
Safest: 20th in the regionMost Income Equality: 35th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 66th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 136th in the regionNicest Citizens: 162nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 163rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 232nd in the regionMost Cultured: 240th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 250th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 262nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Inclusive: 397th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Wyare's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest and the Top 5% for Most Income Equality, Most Beautiful Environments, Lowest Crime Rates, and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Wyare was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Wyare ceased to exist.
  • : Wyare was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).


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