The Wussed Wussying Wussies of
Democratic Socialists
WUSSY!
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The Wussed Wussying Wussies of Wussy States is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by NOBama with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.225 billion Wussies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demos Nacion Partie. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The sizeable but stagnant Wussy Statesian economy, worth 65.7 trillion Doosh-Bags a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,575 Doosh-Bags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero. Crime is totally unknown. Wussy States's national animal is the Pacifist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wussy States is ranked 5th in The Fist of God and 119,197th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 9 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Wussy States fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, Max Barry is this year's Miss Wussy States.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, planespotters are emigrating in droves.

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