The Wussed Wussying Wussies of
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WUSSY!
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The Wussed Wussying Wussies of Wussy States is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by NOBama with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.013 billion Wussies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demos Nacion Partie. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The sizeable but stagnant Wussy Statesian economy, worth 62.9 trillion Doosh-Bags a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,546 Doosh-Bags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, NOBama panders to nontraditional families, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime is totally unknown. Wussy States's national animal is the Pacifist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wussy States is ranked 6th in The Fist of God and 118,390th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -7 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, NOBama panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • : Wussy States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Wussy States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Wussy States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.

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