Most Beautiful Environments: 771st Most Pacifist: 1,245th Best Weather: 1,253rd
The Wussed Wussying Wussies of
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We Need More Gun Control
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The Wussed Wussying Wussies of Wussy States is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by NOBama with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless population of 6.005 billion Wussies are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hillary's Personal Server. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The large but stagnant Wussy Statesian economy, worth 234 trillion Benedict Bernies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,050 Benedict Bernies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, the government funds large training centres to turn What Difference Does it Makes into functioning members of society, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown. Wussy States's national animal is the What Difference Does it Make, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wussy States is ranked 184,759th in the world and 6th in The Fist of God for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -39.77 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 771stMost Pacifist: 1,245thBest Weather: 1,253rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,298thLargest Governments: 1,348thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,358thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,392ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,476thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,878thNicest Citizens: 2,648thMost Inclusive: 2,889thNudest: 3,015thHealthiest Citizens: 4,067thSmartest Citizens: 4,874thMost Secular: 6,517thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,975thMost Cultured: 10,844thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,673rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,205thMost Authoritarian: 17,406thMost Income Equality: 18,364th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Wussy States was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, the government funds large training centres to turn What Difference Does it Makes into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, children spout "We Need More Gun Control" involuntarily throughout the day.
  • : Wussy States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire.

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