Most Beautiful Environments: 644th Highest Average Tax Rates: 740th Most Pacifist: 743rd
The Wussed Wussying Wussies of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Need More Gun Control
NOBama
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Wussed Wussying Wussies of Wussy States is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by NOBama with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.424 billion Wussies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hillary's Personal Server. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The large but underdeveloped Wussy Statesian economy, worth 513 trillion Benedict Bernies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 79,924 Benedict Bernies, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the nation has nearly as many history museums as Wussies, the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder, and jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wussy States's national animal is the What Difference Does it Make, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wussy States is ranked 740th in the world and 1st in The Fist of God for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 99.93 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 740thMost Pacifist: 743rdBest Weather: 1,018thMost Primitive: 1,121stLargest Governments: 1,152ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,200thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,250thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,330thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,540thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,340thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,444thNicest Citizens: 3,378thMost Secular: 3,542ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,850thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,953rdSmartest Citizens: 4,986thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,031stMost Inclusive: 5,073rdLargest Black Market: 5,603rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,658thMost Authoritarian: 7,760thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,257thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,333rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,483rdMost Cultured: 14,509th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wussy States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Extensive Public Healthcare, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Wussies.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Wussy States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland".
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.

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