The Wussed Wussying Wussies of
Democratic Socialists
WUSSY!
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The Wussed Wussying Wussies of Wussy States is a massive, safe nation, ruled by NOBama with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.85 billion Wussies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demos Nacion Partie. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The sizeable but stagnant Wussy Statesian economy, worth 60.8 trillion Doosh-Bags a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,543 Doosh-Bags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown. Wussy States's national animal is the Pacifist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wussy States is ranked 6th in The Fist of God and 126,049th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,859.881 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Wussy States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Doosh-Bags each year.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.

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