The Wussed Wussying Wussies of
Democratic Socialists
WUSSY!
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Average

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The Wussed Wussying Wussies of Wussy States is a massive, safe nation, ruled by NOBama with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.618 billion Wussies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demos Nacion Partie. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The large but sluggish Wussy Statesian economy, worth 214 trillion Doosh-Bags a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,488 Doosh-Bags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, workers' complaints never reach central planning, extreme political groups are outlawed, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime is totally unknown. Wussy States's national animal is the Pacifist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wussy States is ranked 4th in The Fist of God and 100,953rd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 45 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 8 days ago: Wussy States's influence in The Fist of God rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • 10 days ago: Wussy States fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 11 days ago: Wussy States was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Wussy States, prudishness is on the way out.

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