The Gridiron-Loving State of
Capitalizt
First-and-Goal on the Five
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Gridiron-Loving State of World Bowl is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.635 billion Football Fans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The powerhouse Football Lover economy, worth 322 trillion sacks a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,545 sacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,684 per year while the poor average 241, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, World Bowl's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is a serious problem. World Bowl's national animal is the fan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

World Bowl is ranked 82nd in Atlantian Oceania and 131,201st in the world for Safest, scoring -33.874 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 3 hours ago

  • 2 days 2 hours ago: World Bowl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: World Bowl relocated from Pony Lands to Atlantian Oceania.
  • 7 days ago: World Bowl changed its national demonym to "Football Fan", its demonym adjective to "Football Lover", and its motto to "First-and-Goal on the Five".
  • 20 days ago: World Bowl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • 33 days ago: World Bowl fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 53 days ago: World Bowl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 53 days ago: World Bowl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 95 days ago: World Bowl fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 99 days ago: World Bowl fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • 104 days ago: World Bowl fell out of the world Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.

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