Most Influential: 48th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd Most Efficient Economies: 55th
The Big Bull of
New York Times Democracy
10,000 Islands - the Island Paradise!
Bull Schmidt
Regional Influence
Vassal
Regional Reserve Chairman
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.524 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 11,724 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 442,020 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public nudity is compulsory, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, and the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 1,431st in the world and 19th in 10000 Islands for Nudest, with 1,211.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Influential: 48thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rdMost Efficient Economies: 55thLargest Retail Industry: 101stHighest Economic Output: 132ndLargest Mining Sector: 151stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 158thRudest Citizens: 172ndSmartest Citizens: 194thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 213thHighest Poor Incomes: 222ndHighest Average Incomes: 246thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 270thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 280thLargest Publishing Industry: 291stLargest Insurance Industry: 445thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 570thLargest Populations: 1,027thSafest: 1,099thLargest Black Market: 1,109thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,242ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,393rdNudest: 1,431stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,956thMost Developed: 2,086thMost Avoided: 2,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,458thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,568thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,755thLargest Governments: 2,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,919thHealthiest Citizens: 3,150thHighest Drug Use: 3,292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,335thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,446thLowest Crime Rates: 4,798thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,677thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,483rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,823rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,462ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,971stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,953rdMost Politically Free: 14,515thMost Stationary: 14,568thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,505th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Stationary: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Woonsocket lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.

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