Most Influential: 48th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd Most Efficient Economies: 54th
The Big Bull of
New York Times Democracy
10,000 Islands - the Island Paradise!
Bull Schmidt
Regional Influence
Vassal
Regional Reserve Chairman
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.706 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 11,804 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 442,020 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public nudity is compulsory, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, and the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 24,793rd in the world and 247th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,037.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 48thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rdMost Efficient Economies: 54thLargest Retail Industry: 107thHighest Economic Output: 135thLargest Mining Sector: 158thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 161stRudest Citizens: 197thSmartest Citizens: 197thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 214thHighest Poor Incomes: 229thHighest Average Incomes: 260thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 276thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 294thLargest Publishing Industry: 295thLargest Insurance Industry: 447thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 596thLargest Populations: 1,024thLargest Black Market: 1,115thSafest: 1,116thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,254thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,427thTop
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Nudest: 1,556thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,094thMost Developed: 2,221stMost Avoided: 2,277thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,487thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,546thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,857thLargest Governments: 2,983rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,091stHealthiest Citizens: 3,188thHighest Drug Use: 3,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,344thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,481stLowest Crime Rates: 4,896thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,767thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,700thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,482ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,961stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,026thMost Stationary: 14,287thMost Politically Free: 15,074thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,360th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionMost Stationary: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 172nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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