The Big Bull of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
10,000 Islands - the Island Paradise!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Bull with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.458 billion Woonsocketians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 10,026 trillion Moo-lahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 427,439 Moo-lahs, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Woonsocket Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 1,081st in 10000 Islands and 121,880th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -317 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 6 days ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Woonsocket relocated from Harvest to 10000 Islands.
  • 11 days ago: Woonsocket relocated from 10000 Islands to Harvest.
  • 12 days ago: Woonsocket relocated from Harvest to 10000 Islands.
  • 12 days ago: Woonsocket relocated from 10000 Islands to Harvest.
  • 13 days ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 13 days ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.

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