Most Influential: 43rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49th Most Efficient Economies: 55th
The Big Bull of
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Bull Schmidt
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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.019 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 11,522 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 442,860 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Woonsocketian Embarrassments. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 192,117th in the world and 2,192nd in 10000 Islands for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.42 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Influential: 43rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49thMost Efficient Economies: 55thLargest Retail Industry: 91stHighest Economic Output: 134thLargest Mining Sector: 140thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 145thHighest Poor Incomes: 159thSmartest Citizens: 183rdRudest Citizens: 186thHighest Average Incomes: 231stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 252ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 255thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 266thLargest Publishing Industry: 282ndLargest Insurance Industry: 410thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 462ndLargest Black Market: 919thLargest Populations: 1,028thSafest: 1,133rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,180thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,319thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,674thMost Developed: 1,876thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,033rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,379thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,385thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,596thLargest Governments: 2,675thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,676thHealthiest Citizens: 2,898thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,388thHighest Drug Use: 3,698thLowest Crime Rates: 4,689thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,756thMost Politically Free: 7,402ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,111thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,546thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,493rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9,909thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,080thMost Stationary: 15,770thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,575th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionMost Politically Free: 106th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionMost Stationary: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 174th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Woonsocketian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the nation leads 10000 Islands in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, Woonsocketian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.

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