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The Big Bull of Woonsocket

“I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Animal House

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Big Bull with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.323 billion Woonsocketians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and criminals are thrown to the Bulls to repay their debt to society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Bovinity, and its currency is the Moolah.

Woonsocket is ranked 27th in Animal House and 108,921st in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -1,082.75 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Woonsocket's influence in Animal House rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, criminals are thrown to the Bulls to repay their debt to society.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Woonsocket voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fertile Farmland Protection".
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Woonsocket voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Coalition Of Freedom"".
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 4 days ago: Woonsocket was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".

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