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The Big Bull of Woonsocket

“I can kill you with my brain.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Bull with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 22.201 billion Woonsocketians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg. The average income tax rate is 13%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Bovinity, and its currency is the Moolah.

Woonsocket is ranked 976th in 10000 Islands and 111,906th in the world for Best Weather, with -1,828 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 minutes ago

  • 8 minutes ago: Woonsocket lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • 5 hours ago: Woonsocket was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • 1 day ago: Woonsocket lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).

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