Most Influential: 50th Most Efficient Economies: 55th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th
The Big Bull of
New York Times Democracy
10,000 Islands - the Island Paradise!
Bull Schmidt
Regional Influence
Vassal
Regional Reserve Chairman
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.892 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 11,883 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 441,880 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 3,281st in the world and 65th in 10000 Islands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 362.08 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Influential: 50thMost Efficient Economies: 55thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59thLargest Retail Industry: 118thHighest Economic Output: 134thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 161stLargest Mining Sector: 163rdRudest Citizens: 199thSmartest Citizens: 203rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 222ndHighest Poor Incomes: 227thHighest Average Incomes: 261stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 270thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 287thLargest Publishing Industry: 299thLargest Insurance Industry: 446thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 613thLargest Populations: 1,008thLargest Black Market: 1,177thSafest: 1,192ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,278thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,424thTop
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Nudest: 1,535thMost Avoided: 2,250thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,278thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,360thMost Developed: 2,366thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,551stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,007thLargest Governments: 3,101stHighest Drug Use: 3,130thHealthiest Citizens: 3,224thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,266thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,281stLowest Crime Rates: 5,073rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,230thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,703rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,863rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,734thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,651stMost Stationary: 13,578th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 121st in the regionMost Stationary: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 163rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.

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