The Big Bull of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
10,000 Islands - the Island Paradise!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Bull with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.811 billion Woonsocketians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 10,225 trillion Moo-lahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 429,434 Moo-lahs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,276,853 per year while the poor average 113,234, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Woonsocket Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 35th in 10000 Islands and 2,464th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 43 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 11 hours ago: Woonsocket lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Woonsocket to be bombproof.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.

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