The Big Bull of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
10,000 Islands - the Island Paradise!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Bull with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 23.987 billion Woonsocketians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 10,295 trillion Moo-lahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 429,225 Moo-lahs, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in 10000 Islands, organ donation is compulsory, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Big Bull's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Woonsocket Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 141st in 10000 Islands and 16,911th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -4.599 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 107 minutes ago

  • 105 minutes ago: Woonsocket lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • 7 hours ago: Woonsocket fell out of the world Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Big Bull's bedroom.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in 10000 Islands.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Woonsocket lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 10 days ago: Woonsocket fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Armed.

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