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The Big Bull of Woonsocket

“10,000 Islands - the Island Paradise!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Bull with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 23.058 billion Woonsocketians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Bovinity, and its currency is the Moolah.

Woonsocket is ranked 3rd in 10000 Islands and 244th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 39 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, Woonsocket's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • 2 days ago: Woonsocket lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.

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