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Biggie Bulls
Regional Influence
Vassal
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Biggie Bulls with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 25.519 billion Woonsocketonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 10,956 trillion Moolahs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 429,337 Moolahs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,367,746 per year while the poor average 102,528, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Woonsocket Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 1,749th in 10000 Islands and 141,039th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -332 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, billions of Moolahs are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, W-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.

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