NationStates | The Big Bull of Woonsocket

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Very Good	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hamburglar with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed population of 19.612 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg. The average income tax rate is 2%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, and biology and religious education classes have recently been merged. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Bovinity, and its currency is the Moolah.

Woonsocket is ranked 2nd in 10000 Islands and 98th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 32 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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