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The Big Bull of
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Bull Schmidt
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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 27.051 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 11,981 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 442,922 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 192,831st in the world and 2,340th in 10000 Islands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 7 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 55thMost Influential: 55thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56thLargest Retail Industry: 115thHighest Economic Output: 129thLargest Mining Sector: 160thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 165thSmartest Citizens: 191stHighest Poor Incomes: 203rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 225thRudest Citizens: 246thHighest Average Incomes: 250thLargest Publishing Industry: 278thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 290thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 294thLargest Insurance Industry: 440thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 610thLargest Populations: 995thLargest Black Market: 1,072ndSafest: 1,205thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,305thNudest: 1,311thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,419thTop
Most Avoided: 2,293rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,354thMost Developed: 2,376thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,515thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,957thLargest Governments: 3,133rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,331stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,369thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,500thHighest Drug Use: 3,820thLowest Crime Rates: 5,146thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,108thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,952ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,558thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,459thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,627thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,719thMost Stationary: 13,188thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,286thMost Politically Free: 16,840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,262nd
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 82nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 113th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 162nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 219th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, Bulls are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the government is avowedly secular.


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