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The Big Bull of Woonsocket

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hamburglar with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.583 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg. The average income tax rate is 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Moolahs of property damage, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Bovinity, and its currency is the Moolah.

Woonsocket is ranked 430th in 10000 Islands and 57,895th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.36 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 1%).
  • 12 days ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 1%).
  • 23 days ago: Woonsocket was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 33 days ago: Woonsocket's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Minnow" to "Truckler".
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Moolahs of property damage.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.

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