The Big Bull of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
10,000 Islands - the Island Paradise!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Bull with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 24.397 billion Woonsocketians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 10,490 trillion Moo-lahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 429,976 Moo-lahs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,213,731 per year while the poor average 121,933, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Woonsocket Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 1,550th in 10000 Islands and 118,443rd in the world for Best Weather, with -897 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woonsocket lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: #1).
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: #1).
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: #1).
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.

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