Most Influential: 45th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50th Most Efficient Economies: 55th
The Big Bull of
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Bull Schmidt
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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.201 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 11,569 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 441,566 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 4,750th in the world and 72nd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.87 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Influential: 45thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50thMost Efficient Economies: 55thLargest Retail Industry: 94thHighest Economic Output: 133rdLargest Mining Sector: 142ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 152ndRudest Citizens: 155thSmartest Citizens: 195thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 210thHighest Poor Incomes: 212thHighest Average Incomes: 236thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 263rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 263rdLargest Publishing Industry: 305thLargest Insurance Industry: 427thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 493rdLargest Populations: 1,032ndLargest Black Market: 1,034thSafest: 1,142ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,250thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,370thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,810thMost Avoided: 2,074thMost Developed: 2,103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,426thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,622ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,657thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,660thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,739thLargest Governments: 2,783rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,337thHighest Drug Use: 3,943rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,750thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,408thMost Politically Free: 7,185thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,082ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,927thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,730thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,289thMost Stationary: 15,372ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,768th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 54th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionMost Developed: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 99th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionMost Politically Free: 119th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 126th in the regionMost Stationary: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 176th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woonsocket lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, Wooncow City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, cars are banned from built-up areas.


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