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The Big Bull of Woonsocket

“10,000 Islands - the Island Paradise!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Big Bull with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.392 billion Woonsocketians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Bovinity, and its currency is the Moolah.

Woonsocket is ranked 1st in 10000 Islands and 195th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 820 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.

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