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The Big Bull of Woonsocket

“10,000 Islands - the Island Paradise!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Bull with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.677 billion Woonsocketians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Child labor has been outlawed, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and Bulls are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Bovinity, and its currency is the Moolah.

Woonsocket is ranked 2nd in 10000 Islands and 128th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 584 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Woonsocket was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, Bulls are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, child labor has been outlawed.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woonsocket, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 8 hours ago: Woonsocket lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • 19 hours ago: Woonsocket lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Woonsocket was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".

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