The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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The Federal Republic of Woolwark is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President David Wallace with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.571 billion Woolwarkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aristalia City. The average income tax rate is 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Woolwarkian economy, worth 834 trillion Denariuses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 110,285 Denariuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Disaster victims are viewed with disdain, nude art is becoming wildly popular, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woolwark's national animal is the Aquila Heliaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Woolwark is ranked 30th in New Republica and 119,982nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -269 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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